A Bronies Adventures in Equestria (Clopfic Version)

What am I to do? Where am I going to go? Should I try to contact one of the three princesses? Should I find the main six?

Their are so many things that can be done, what should be done first? Well first priority is to figure where exactly I am in Equestria.

"Is anyone out here?" I request loudly.

Birds chirp and flee from the scene. The show is beautiful, but in real life, it is truly amazing. I slowly make my way out of the small wood I awoke from and find myself near a clearing with a road running through it.

It seemed pretty void of life but far off I can make out large structures. That must be Ponyville, I hope. I make my way down the road and start to see more detail with each building. I first saw the Clock Tower and then everything came into view. I could see Carousel Boutique, Golden Oaks Library, Sugarcube Corner, and town hall.

Where am I to go first? I asked myself. I noticed that Sugarcube Corner was nearest and it would make sense to visit the most hyperactive pony of Ponyville first, as to avoid any awkward meetings in the future. I made my way over the bridge into the town where I immediately saw my first pony. If my memory serves me correctly, I believe that would be Miss Cheerilee.

Do I go say hello to her? My mind raced processing the fact that I am seeing my first pony. At least I know I am, for sure, here in Ponyville. I don't really have anything to lose in trying to talk to someo- er somepony. So I walk up to her as she is admiring some daisies in a stand. Before I reach her however, I notice that with each step I take, I emit a sharp 'clop'.

Without taking notice before, I quickly run over to a stream to look at my reflection. I was simply baffled. I had lime green skin, a separately shaded blond mane and tail. and sparkling brown eyes. And to top it all of, I had a unicorns horn protruding from my forehead. This horn, however was not an average sized horn, it was somewhat longer and as bit sharper than those I see on Twilight Sparkle or Rarity. Then again, I am not an average sized pony either, I seem to have a similar poise as Princess Celestia. Of course, more masculine, but the same height and structure. Out of curiosity, I looked to see what my cutie mark was and I found on my flank, my YouTube profile picture. This was baffling as ever, for how did that scientist at the lab know that these were my favorite colors and that I had a logo for my gamer channel?

As curious as this was, I still wanted to talk to somepony, so I trotted back over to Cheerilee.

"Oh, hello there sir. Your a new face here aren't you?" She asked looking me over.

"Yes I am actually.  Is it that obvious?"

"Well, you are kinda strange looking...if that's not too insulting."

"Not at all, I was worried myself."

"Worried? Are you okay?"

"Oh, yeah I'm fine. Not exactly sure what happened to me, earlier today, I just found myself in a wooded area and made my way to Ponyville. Must have been knocked out by something." I did not tell her my real story due to the fact that I am positive I will get a reaction I do not want.

"That's just awful! Do you need to go to the hospital? Are you hurt?"

"No, no please. I'm fine. I just wanted to know the date and time. And if your not busy, could I come to your class after school and learn a little about Equestria? My knowledge on any matter of history or the use of magic and the anatomy of pegasi have been lost due to...well...who knows what."

"Of course, may I know your name?"

"Oh..." This had not occurred to me, what is my name? Should it be my actual name or should I try to make up one?

"Um...again, are you okay?"

"Yeah, sorry." Screw it, my real name it is. After all, what harm could that do? "My name is James Hazdra, most call me James, Jim, or Sciencejim...actually, a lot of people have been calling me science for whatever reason."

"Hmm, that doesn't sound like a normal ponies name? Where exactly are you from?"

"I...I'm not sure. I must be suffering from a mild case of amnesia. I hope it clears up soon. Er-well, thank you Miss Cheerilee. I will see you another day I guess."

"Sure thing James. Forgive me for asking, but are you going to need any assistance from anypony before you get where your going to? I'm just not used to somepony being so self dependent."

A smell entered my senses, it was sweet and somewhat sour, with a strange smell mixed with it I couldn't even describe. Is...is she in heat? She must be! She is shielding her pelvis away from my vision. It was mostly flattering but in a way, humorous. "No Cheerilee, I am fine, thank you. But if you need any assistance, feel free to seek me, I have enough free time on my hands for anyone, especially for my teacher."

"Thanks for the offer James, I might take you up on that. Oh, and by the way, it's Sunday, 3:00 in the afternoon. Have a good day!" She said with that heartwarming smile that everypony gives off. It took every ounce of will in my body to remain in control and not attack her with hugs. But now that I think about it, their is no harm in asking for one.

"Um, Miss Cheerilee?" I called.

"Yes James?" She answered with a surprising amount of eagerness.

"I wasn't sure if this would be inappropriate to ask but could I possibly have a hug?" I waited with clenched eyes preparing myself for a possible blow to the head or smack across my muzzle. Instead, she rushed forward with surprising swiftness and embraced me around my neck. I returned the embrace and for the first time I felt a ponies soft, sweet fur. It was heavenly, and she smelled so sweet and fruity. I didn't want to let go but instinct and her resistance told me to do so.

"Thank you Cheerilee. I feel much happier now that I've gotten that out of my system. I've been so stressed lately...I believe."

She put a hoof on my shoulder. "Take care James, see you another day. And please, be safe." And with that she turned and walked away towards her home I assume. She gives so much care and kindness, it's almost impossible to believe she has no special somepony.

I continued my trek toward Sugarcube Corner now knowing I have plenty of time to see Pinky. I was in no hurry. I was too busy enjoying every sight, taking in every smell, taste, and sound. waving at every pony I came across. It was pure bliss, I couldn't be any happier. I walked up on the entrance to Sugarcube Corner and peered inside. There she stood looking as pink as ever.

I couldn't control myself for whatever reason, my muscles acted as my heart commanded them. I bounded through the door right to the counter. The smells were intoxicating, or maybe that was Pinkie. Before she had the chance to even look up or speak to me I pounced. I flew right over the counter and held her in a forceful embrace too excited to see reason or see what I had done was rude.

She slowly regained herself and, thankfully, her breath. "Well hi there stranger! Do you mind getting off me so I can see you?"

I complied getting off of her, but that didn't cease my level of excitement.

"You...it's you! I've wanted to meet you since the first time I saw you but I thought it impossible. But I'm here before you!

I got to hug you and I'm talking with you right now! This is so cool, I just can't believe it! Your amazing Pinkie, the way you find a way to cheer everyone up even when they might have had the worst day ever. You and your songs that can magically make everypony join in. The way you can laugh at the scary and how cute you act when your really excited. You are so awesome!"

"Aw, thanks stranger! I don't know who you are but maybe we could talk instead of just you doing all of the talking?"

"Oh, I'm sorry Pinkie. It's just you are one of the most amazing ponies here and like I said before, I've always wanted to meet you. My name is James Hazdra, you can call me James, Jim, Science, Sciencejim...heck you can call me whatever you like, I don't even care! All that matters is that I've finally met you!" And with that I ran up and gave her another hug.

" Well *giggle* it's so nice to meet you too James" And she returned my hug, she smelled of cotton candy and was just as soft as it too. She was so warm and soft, it was hard to let her go even more than Cheerilee. Fortunately, she didn't let go for some time either. When we broke apart the only thing we could do is smile at each other. I couldn't tell you how big the smile I wore was, but it was so big it felt like my face ripped in two, but at this point I didn't care. She was the first to break the supposedly awkward silence.

"So James, do you want to talk? You definitely look different from any pony I've ever seen, and I'm pretty sure I've met them all."

"Yes I am, but if I told you where I am really from, you wouldn't believe me."

"Is that right?" She challenged.

"Do you really want to know?"

"Yes! It's not every day somepony walks through the store door and jumps on me just to give me a hug because they know all about me. I want to know because what kind of friend am I if I don't know anything about you?"

"A strange one I'm sure..." I wasn't sure how to go about telling her. But I might as well tell her the full truth.

I spent a good amount of time telling her of my past life and how I came to Equestria. She just sits there with a awestruck expression.

"Well, I don't expect you to believe me. But it would be much appreciated." I say uneasily.

"I...I don't know what to say besides that...that was the most elaborate and amazing story I've ever heard!"

"So you do believe me?"

"Of course!"

"He he, well that's a relief." I say picking up yet another cookie from the plate she laid out.

"I do find it weird that I am being watched over buy millions of alien people but as long as I make people happy, I don't mind as much." She said with one of those smiles again.

"I don't think people are watching you guys throughout your whole lives, just the interesting parts. Honestly I would find you interesting every second of the day."

"Stop flattering me, James." She blushed an even darker pink.

"So what was it like to get your cutie mark?" I say, attempting to change the subject.

"It was the best feeling in the world James, I can't even think of an example for you...it's just..." She started to stare off into space. This actually gave me a chance to examine her features without coming across as creepy. I looked into her eyes, those big, shiny, silvery blue eyes. I felt a shiver run down my spine. I focused on her mane, on every strand of hair. Pretty soon, I was lost in thought, thinking of petting that mane, making swirly gestures withing the furs grain of her back and sides slowly running down her side making long strokes across her breast and stomach, running all the way down to her-

"James? Why are you staring at me like that?"

"Huh? Oh sorry, just...thinking."

"Well I've really enjoyed talking with you and hopefully we can hang out again, get together with the girls."

I know it's a pretty over used meme but instantly the thought ran through my mind of Rainbow Dash exclaiming 'It's going to be so awesome!' "Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. Bye Pinkie." I close with a hug, once again.

This is definitely a change for me. I, the first brony ever, just met one of the main six, and I even got to hug her!