Arranged Marriages at the Crystal Empire

As Twilight devolved deeper into her slumber, she felt her body plummet down into the unwelcomed darkness. "Urgh.." She groaned as she weakly lifted herself back onto her hooves, unsure as to where she was. Getting up, she saw visions of Cadence and her, playing like foals, then her brother.

"I remember this! this was when my brother and Cadence first met!" Twilight gasped, watching her younger self giggle at their first interaction. Then, sporadically the events began to shift and change, memories of her youth flashed before her eyes.

"Th-This has to be a dream." Twilight whispered to herself. Then she saw something she'd never seen before, she saw a vision of Cadence stepping onto the plane, presumably to go to Mexico with her "organization". Twilight's eyes shifted to a cloudy memory of when Cadence arrived, then things got really blurry. Colors danced around Twilight as if she were spinning in an never-ending circle, barely able to make out the pink alicorn's purple-magenta-and-yellow color scheme.

"ARGHHH!! SOMEPONY HELPP!" A stallion's voice screamed, breaking Twilight out of her nausea-driven state instantly.

There, a couple feet away from her stood a beaten-up pony, back pressed against the concrete ground and struggling to get up. Standing over the shadowy silhouette was a sleek, tall figure, it was Cadence, flaying somepony's skin off with a box-cutter! OH SHIT! But wait..that pony being tortured was..HER DEAD BROTHER!?

"SHINING! NO!" Twilight cried out into the echoy darkness, galloping toward the shaky image as she felt herself get sucked down a dark hole. "GET AWAY FROM HIM!" She screamed up into the pitch-black room. She wouldn't relive the horrible events of Shining's death. Not again...panicking, Twilight sucked in a breath, feeling the room shift and change as she stirred back and fourth.

"AHHH!" Twilight wailed as she flung herself off the cold surface she was laying on, cold beads of sweat dripped down her face as she panted, looking up at her alarm clock which was blinking back at her with a low-droning noise. It had just turned to 6:00 AM. She had awoken earlier than expected.

"Great Celestia...that was one of the worst nightmares I have ever had." She breathed, pulling herself off the mattress and sickly pink-sheets, she had an worrying thought that the dream had a darker meaning behind it. All dreams had meaning to her, and because they were delivered to her by Princess Luna, she must've known something was wrong as well.

Did Cadence kill somepony up in Mexico? ALREADY!?

"I can't believe it, don't tell me she really murdered somepony down there...the Cadence I knew wouldn't do such a thing." She clenched onto her chest with a pained expression, unable to imagine yet another pony she was close to devolving into a heartless-killing machine, just as Rarity had.

"Twilight?" A shivering, soft voice echoed from downstairs. "I heard you scream from next-door, is everything alright? I thought somepony broke in an-"

"I'm fine Fluttershy." Twilight sighed, throwing herself off the bed and trotting downstairs to greet the concerned pegasus. "I just had a bad dream, it's probably my minds way of adjusting to all the change."

"O-Oh.." She replied, tucking her hair over her eyes shyly. "I'm overwhelmed too. Last night after you went to sleep, I heard Rarity's brother unclick the key to my door, h-he got inside but I hid under the bed. Humans like him are really stupid so he didn't see me."

"But how did he get the key inside?" Twilight demanded. She should've known Rarity would've given spare keys to him, as they both wanted nothing to do with him in the slightest. She must've guessed they'd lock him out eventually.

"I don't know, he just had an extra one in his pocket." Fluttershy concluded. "He was talking out-loud to himself, um...and he said he was sorry and just wanted to be my friend again. He also said that it'd be better to get back in touch before the wedding. At least if we're friends again, it'll be less awkward during the marriage."

"THATS WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE! I already told you LIMPDICK is exactly LIKE RARITY. They both suffer from the same illness, and THEY'RE TWINS!" Twilight couldn't help but argue, it pained her to shout at such a gentle soul like Fluttershy, but Rarity was becoming insufferable to deal with.

"He can't be her twin! Rarity just says that, how could Rarity's twin brother be a human?" Fluttershy denied, shaking her head at the thought.

"Because my parents were also humans darling and developed a pony inside the womb somehow." Rarity SMIRKED appearing out of nowhere as she let herself inside Twilight's new house. "You see, those two ponies were Sweetie Belle's parents, they were nothing but host family. English-speaking TWINKS like you don't know what THOSE ARE."

"What on earth is a host-family? that tells me nothing." Twilight complained. "AND HOW DARE YOU LIE ABOUT THOSE BEING YOUR PARENTS! you're telling me your real parents have never met us nor the rest of the Mane Six before?"

"Of course not dear, why would they want to? they're busy back in my home-country fighting for food, water, and probably got killed by the cartel at this point. We stole money a lot from them back then." Rartitties admitted bashfully.

"You let the cartel KILL your human parents!? but why?" Fluttershy gasped in horror. "Parents are one of the best things to have, I know I didn't have any when I was little."

"BECAUSE THEY WERE THE FUCKING FOOLS WHO THOUGHT CONCEIVING A PONY WAS A GOOD IDEA THEY HAD THE SEX AND HAD A CRIMINAL FELON AND SOCIOPATH AS KIDS, THEIR FAULTS." Rarity screamed aloud, uncaring to any crystal ponies nearby who could hear. "They got what was coming, darlings."

Exchanging a wild-eyed, mortified look Twilight and Fluttershy said nothing, waiting for the crazy mares next outburst.

"Mm..what was I saying again? oh yes, my host family will now be you two! have you said anything to my brother yet?" Rarity asked politely, eager at the idea of them all finally getting along. "My two nieces can't wait to have two mothers!"

"No...we're sorry Rarity." Fluttershy cried in shame. "We're scared of his 13 inch penis!"

"THATS MISTRESS RARITY TO YOU! because I like it kinky." Rarity said to herself smiling rolling her eyes in the back of her head at the thought of them saying it while moaning in AGONY. "All is well, ill arrange a perfect get-together on the Crystal empire balcony this evening! that way nothing can separate you three."

Twilight rose a skeptical brow and turned to face Fluttershy. "Let's fly off of it before he gets there, that way we can do our own thing and not have to look at him."

"Good idea." Fluttershy smiled. It was rare for the pegasus to agree to something so mean-spirited, but considering it was someone in Rarity's family they didn't even love, Twilight was happy for her lack of resistance.

"Oh and by the way," Rarity continued, filing one of her hooves. "I'll be watching THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING, if you two do so much as walk the other direction when he comes down the hallways or dare FLY AWAY ILL STRAP YOU TWO BY THE NECKS AND DANGLE YOU OFF THE FUCKING BALCONY WITH ELECTRICAL CORDS UNTIL YOU DIE BY STRANGULATION."

"Um we'll be good rarity." They said scared. Now how was Twilight going to get out of this!?