Kick Hoofer Vs Equestria

by TrollestiaSubject

Vs Conquerlands

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Kick Hoofer Vs Equestria

Part 2

By: TrollestiaSubject

m OC x Robbed f OC, used without permission, so plz don’t sue me, I’m utterly poor.

Warning: Contains bondage, voyeurism, anal, and raw rape.


Here Kick Hoofer keeping with the chronicles of my life.

My magical talking bitch, named Ana Lila Midas, and I were living tranquilly in our little house, above a small grassy hill is some lost patch of land at the border of the Equestrian map, until Equestrian government found out of course, and build a city just below my hill.

At the beginning I thought it was going to be great to have some other pony to talk around, but since they all wanted to trade my hill for some small bits of metal I said “Buck you! Out of my lands!!” what they did? Build all around my place.

And I mean; ok, fine, my house is in the hills anyway, but seriously; they ruined the place, cut down the good food around, and filled the meadows with shops and sterile roads, now they exchange these bits for food not knowing the lot of edible plants around, which if even hilarious to me, is kinda sad too.

Besides the nights are noisy, and a bunch of them aren’t friendly, a lot of them seem to freak out to magical female talking dogs like Ana, and no pony seems to be bucking their bitches around except me. This is kinda tough to know cuz I totally could be banging my marefriend if I had one, even if Lila doesn’t believe me.

But a night I heard rare sound downstairs, and I could have thought it was her if not because she was just below me rising her tail getting ready to be bucked, and it’s not that I’m into talking dogs, or bitches at all, but… well, whatever. I told her about the sounds and she said something about excuses, and be going to ponyhell anyways, but I made her hush using my fifth hoof, and so she detected somepony crawling in the house thx to the subtle sound of the crockery smashing in the floor. We went downstairs trying to be silent as a pegasus, what we saw round the corner was the unequivocal form of very light brown earth mare between the darkness, getting as she could in a big black sack.

As I’m black I didn’t care and ran out to catch her, pinning her hooves below mines Midie lighted on the place to reveal a red maned mare full of freckles wearing a black beret.

“You got her, you got her” shouted Ana running around looking for something

“Let me go!!” exclaimed the thief but she had broken the crockery of my parents and that’s was the only I had left from them, so it wasn’t be so easy.

“No, you own me big!” I told her, and Lila had brought rope and a cloth to tie and gag up the intruder.

“Well, that’s it!” Midie confirmed very proud to her tying job. I thought.

“I hope that guars thing, actually works like they promised” I said but Ana gave me a daring smile.

“nonono” she said waving her left paw “I mean, you have a mare here” she said lifting her left brow, and licking slightly to the left she took the beret off of the mare.

I was like: “No, nono! I’m not doing a ginger mare, I lack of enough proofs of a soul in them”. I explained.

“Oh you’re such a dog bucker Dex” Dared my bitch. “I knew you couldn’t do a mare even if you had her tied down”. Then the mare started to struggle to get her freedom, but I didn’t know if it was because she hadn’t seen a magical talking dog, or the implicit nature of our conversation.

“Look, you have a mare, a furious hard on” she continued, and I hadn’t noticed so I had to look down, and yeah, I had one.

“But she’s all full of freckles” I countered “and I don’t like freckles at all, they are like do an undernourished cow”

“Oh yeah, but a nurtured cow is alright, isn’t?” she mischievously suggested.

“I’m not into animals!!”

“Prove it!” she grinned “Look, just lift her up to the table, put her over her belly, and show me”.

And since I knew she was going to keep bugging me with that, I just did how she said, the thief had her hooves tied on her back so she didn’t oppose a lot of resistance when I pulled her up to the table, most of the tableware were already in her robber sack, which made me felt madder to her, we didn’t even need to take anything off, I placed my hooves on her flanks noticing her cutie mark was a winged hoofshoe , and not that having Lila watching was exciting or something, but my fifth hoof was ready for some kicking.

“You have plenty of space to play there, and the night still young” Midie bitched to the intruder who was hopelessly fighting. I wasn’t very sure of how good was this idea so I decided to finish fast. I took some air to build up courage, and, and, maybe a couple more of deep breaths could stack up on courage. Then just before my bitch could say something again I trusted has hard as I could, thinking that the movements of struggling could be enough to finish the job. Hay how wrong was I there. I didn’t even noticed where I crashed on her, but it’d hurt a lot.

And I started with “Ouch, ouch, ouch…“ But I had to regain composure before the thief mare could get away but I only could hold her there with the weight of my own body.

“tch, tch, tch” complained Ana disagreeing with her head, “you just made obvious to her that you haven’t had a mare. Don’t rush things up, enjoy it”. She said condescending with her paw and an expecting sight.

And I was thinking, “I dunno, maybe it’s wrong. Maybe I should just call the guards, and stop listening the dog” but I suspect that I did think it too long, cuz while I was doing it I had my body over that strange mare, her warmth below, even with her hooves between us, reaching into my coat in a way that Midie could never achieve, her smell was nightly somehow, like a campfire, or slept under the stars, or anything like these but still nice, it helped me to relax and I started to rub certain part of me with tranquility, her meat was tender and smooth behind. With each of her twirling she was whipping my length without notice. I hadn’t moved in a while. “Maybe she thinks that I passed out, and she thinks she can run away” I thought.

I hugged her has hard as I could, ramming my thighs closer to prevent loss of energy in her movements against me, even starting to give back. Soon after that she started to move her hind legs. Almost throwing me out of balance. I thought she has started to enjoy it, but it wasn’t anything about her enjoying it, so I changed my shaft out of that place between her loins, and aligning myself, I started to point into a spot that even my bitch had forbidden me in her.

Thinking that I could pin down her whole body from inside that point, I pushed inn. But I found more resistance of what I thought.

“I don’t think that thing can go in there” clarified Ana, who was silently moving wildly her tail side to side wile hanging out her tongue, watching everything from closer of where I thought. I wasn’t really in mood of keep listen her. So I tried again the back entrance, but Kicker Jr. was on strike and simple refused to go inside.

“Told ya”. I heard from behind

To Be Continued...