Kick Hoofer, A black earth pony that grew up with the only company of Ana Lila Midas, a magical female talking dog, starts a travel all around Equestria, to prove to himself, and his bitch, that he's not into zoophilia.

A funny clopfic made out of the irony. And the clop, you know, just jokes, or references to jokes, and clop scene, luckily just after 3 or 4 paragraphs. Don't expect character development of any kind. Inside a vulgar version of Equestria, with ruthless rulers, where friendship as benefits, and princest is a common concept. More like that Equestria.

I warn you. Contains Marty Stu Black pony ahead, talking ponies, talking dogs, mild language, sexual deviations, offensive portrait of characters, and porn movie dialogs.

I'm not telling you what kind of dog is Ana Lila Midas, but she's not a diamond dog. She's more like Winona, Applejack's dog, but she talks, she's magical for that reason damn it! It's up to you to decide her breed. You sick Monster.

But just for you to know, I kinda picture her like a golden Irish setter in mi mind.

I know, I'm going to Hay, right?

Picture thx to neonstargirl, visit her deviantart gallery. Link in source.