Coma-boy Adventures

Cigam Kcalb Pt.1

Austen's hands were trembling as he walked alongside Fluttershy. "How do you think everyone is going to react when they see me?" He asked her nervously.

"I'm sure they'll trust my judgment.." Said the small yellow pony. But the honest truth was that she was just a nervous as he was.

"I sure as hell hope so..." he gulped. The thought of what they'd do to him gave him goosebumps. What if they attempted to chase him out of town and end up getting in a big pony riot or he gets sent to like a Cantherlot jail or something. Austen stopped thinking about that when something caught his eye.

"Oh my god..." Austen said as the town that he had seen on Tv almost a thousand times came into  sight. "It's so much cooler up close.." He said. The colors amazed him and he had never seen building that were shaped like the ones that he had just laid his eyes upon. Austen lost his train of thought when Fluttershy lightly called back at him.

"Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude but are you coming?" She was much further ahead of Austen, looking back to see him staring at the town that she saw as just a regular town, but of coarse she lived here sense she was a Philly and he was a new comer.

"Oh, right.." Austen replied as he jogged  to catch up with her.

They walked into town and looked around. Everypony was staring at them like the were convicts that had been wanted for murder.

"Uhh... Fluttershy.. What is that?" asked a small light yellow pony with a light red curly mane.

"His name is Austen" Fluttershy replied amusingly, not knowing what Austen was.

"What kind of creature is he?"  she questioned.

Fluttershy was struck speechless by the question. She was so caught up in talking to Austen and learning all about him that she never stopped to think about the thing he said he was. Human. What was a human.

Austen realized that this was none other then one of his least favorite ponies, Apple Bloom. "GO HOME YOU LITTLE CUNT!!" Austen yelled. He clearly had no tolerance for kids. Or in this case, phillies, but he also noticed that Fluttershy wasn't answering the question, he had to defend her.

Everypony stared at him deeper now. His mission not to attract attention had failed and a crowd was quickly forming around him as they were all Questioning him relentlessly and the fact that they weren't getting answers was just just pissing them off.

"Please stop everypony! Leave him alone!" Fluttershy softly said, too soft to be heard over the yelling ponies.

Suddenly Austen started glowing dark purple and floating.

"Holy shit! I'm a fucking super hero!" he said, holding his arms above his head to try and fly away, it was useless. He just slowly levitated over the crowd and landed safely on his feet next to a purple pony.

"Is this any way to treat a new comer?" the Purple pony shouted. "He is our guest! We shall treat him like one!"

"But Twi, what is he?" A pony shouted from the crowd. Twilight Sparkle looked at Austen then back at the crowd.

"Isn't it obvious?" she said. "He's a human!"

The crowd spoke among themselves for no more then 20-25 seconds.

"I thought they only existed in fairy tales..?" a confused pony finally blurted out.

"Just like Automobiles and Cellular phones!" another pony yelled. Twilight turned back looked at Austen. She was just as confused as everypony else although she didn't show it. She refused to! What if the word of her getting confused got around and the Princess found out and somehow related this to her studies and didn't let her graduate!

"I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this.." Twi said in a confident voice (Although she was VERY unsure) "I'm going to take him back to the library and find some way to figure this whole thing out.." Twilight moved her hoof in a pointing motion telling Austen to head in that direction, breaking Austen out of his state of shock, he had heard nothing that was said. He gave Twilight a confused stare. He looked at her hoof, then back at her. "Dafuq is that supposed to mean?" He asked.

"Come on already, we haven't got all day!" she told him as she bit the bottom of his shirt, dragging him on his ass as she galloped.

Along the way she let him go and helped  him up. Austen gave her a look of complete disapproval for what had just happened but he didn't say anything cause she had saved him from  those aggravated ponies. They walked in awkward silence till Twilight finally broke it.

"I've read so much about your kind when I got bored one day.... It was so interesting..... Do you have any idea how you got here?" She questioned. Austen didn't know weather to take all that as a complement or regret ever hearing it.

"Uhm... I have no clue..." He said awkwardly. "I just woke up here.." He didn't dare tell her that he was in a automobile accident, he wouldn't hear the end of the countless questions she'd have on how they work.

"Wow, she really is socially awkward.."He thought to himself, humorously.

Once Austen and Twi got to the Library they started their research. There was no time to waist. Especially sense Spike had gone to help Pinkie babysit the Cake twins.

Austen tried as hard as he could to concentrate but, the longer they read the more impatient he grew. He eventually decided to take a brain break.

"Goddamn it." he said. "This is taking forever.."

"Wait... Here it is!!" Twilight jumped up and rushed over to Austen.

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"So... You're telling me that I was sent through dimensions?" Austen asked Twi.

"That's what it says here.." She replied with her face stuffed in a book.

"How'd I pull that off? How do I get back? Can I get back?" Austen overwhelmed Twilight with questions that she couldn't answer. In all her time she had never read about anything like this! She was so excited to learn some new magic! But Austen was feeling something completely different.

"I wonder If I'm ever going to see my family again, or if I'm ever going to see her again." He thought to himself. He didn't care that he was inside his favorite TV show, he just wanted one last chance to tell her what he felt for her. "I need a fucking smoke." He told Twilight as he walked out the door, slamming it as he left.

Twilight suddenly felt bad for Austen. She put herself in his position. What if she were to be tossed through dimensions without warning, without saying goodbye to her loved ones. She closed her book, opened the door and walked outside. She sat next to Austen, who was sitting on the grass staring into the sky looking at the stars. (It took all day to find the very little information they have.)

"Look..." she said. "I'm gonna find you a way home, I promise. Even if its the last thing I do, you will see your loved ones again..."

Austen stood up and offered a hand to help Twilight up. "Then we best get started." He said. "Now you're talking!" She said as she grabbed his hand and they walked inside together, closing the door behind them.

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The next morning Austen was woke by Spike, who was staring at him. Spike had just gotten home from Pinkies where he had stayed the night cause SOMEPONY did not pick him up. At first he was kind of angry at Twilight for skipping out on Pinkies party but now he saw why she had done it.

"Woah..." Austen said, getting up off of a pile of books that he had made to sleep on so Twilight could sleep on her bed. "A real live dragon.." He said as he observed the speechless little creature.

Spike rushed to the pile of books and started launching them at Austen,

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO TWILIGHT YOU FOUL BEAST!!" He yelled as he continued to peg Austen with the countless number of books.

"What the fuck!" Austen yelled, "I did nothing to Twilight!"

"YEAH RIGHT YOU PROBABLY HAVE HER TRAPPED IN A DUNGEON SOMEWHERE!! WHERE IS SHE!!" Spike continued.

"Spike?" Twilight  said walking in the room and witnessing this odd image.

"Twilight?" Spike said, as he dropped all the books. "Oh thank Celestia, I thought something had happened to you!" Spike ran to Twi and gave her a big hug.

Austen cleared his throat. (Ehem..)

Spike again stared at Austen. Twilight made Spike apologize and the caught him up on the whole story.

"Oh!" He said "Traveling through dimensions, I know where that is!" Spike said, quickly climbing his ladder and pulled a book off the almost empty book shelf. The book glowed purple and floated down right to Twilight.

"Oh no..." Twilight said as she observed the old looking book.

"What?" Austen asked curiously. Twilight put the book in his hands. The cover read, "Black Magic"

"Fuck me right?" Austen said. "The only magic that can get me home is the magic that you would be crucified for doing." He griped.

"Not only am I not allowed to do it but I can't.." Twi said.

"Why not?" asked Spike.

"Well, Black magic is the only type of magic that cant be done by Unicorn..It takes a Earth Pony that was raised in a long line of ponies that do black magic.." Twilight explained

"Well..." Austen said. "Looks like I have to find myself a Pony who has Black magic in their blood."

TO BE CONTINUED