Coma-boy Adventures

    'I wonder how long I can last just laying here..' Austen thought, staring up at the cloudy sky. Suddenly a rustling in the bushes catch his attention. "Hello?" he called, "Who's there?" he said. There was no reply,

"Just the wind I guess." he said to himself, refocusing on the clouds. Austen always thought that clouds were one of the most interesting thing, they are constantly  moving and changing. Another sound from the bush caught his attention, a high pitched screeching sound made him cover his ears. "What the hell??" he silently said to himself, He stood up and rushed towards the bush, but slowed down as he got closer, he hesitantly pulled the branches apart....

"A Komodo Dragon??" he said, looking down at a green scaley tail with spikes going down it. He giggled at how scared he was earlier. He went to go and pick it up but when he pulled it out of the bush, a chicken head popped out and its long wings sped,

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!" He screamed in terror, throwing the creature as he fell to the ground. "What the hell is that thing?!" He thought to himself and it crawled from its landing-point. It slowly crawled towards him,

"Is that a dragon with a chickens head?!" he said to himself, shocked of his discovery. The creature slithered up his leg and sat peacefully in his lap, staring in his eyes, Austen stared back. They were like this for what seemed to be hours, but Austen had to blink, so he did.

"What the hell.." Austen said, he couldn't move his foot at all. At first it was just his left foot, but then it was his right. He looked down to see that they had both been turned to stone. He stared at them in pure confusion, it took a matter of seconds for him to notice that stone was moving up his leg

"Ohfuckohfuckohfuck!!" he screamed.

"HELLLLL-" he was turned to stone before he got to finish his cry for help.

Not too far away Fluttershy was still trying to find her way to the screams she had previously heard. "Oh poo.." she said. "Who-ever it was is long gone" she said to herself, turning around to head back home when  she was struck by the mysterious voice again,

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!" The voice shouted, Fluttershy's hope was restored. She galloped as fast as she could towards the voice. She stopped in her tracks as she watched nervously, "HELLLLL-". That was it, the voice she had been hearing, but it wasn't a pony.. She didn't know what it was.. It looked like a monkey to her. Whatever it was, it had been turned to stone by that dang Cockatrice again, and it was he duty to save it.

"Hey you!" She yelled at the Cockatrice, it yelped and slowly turned around, he had recognized the voice. "Yeah, you! I want you to de-stone this poor creature NOW!" She screamed. The Cockatrice screeched and quickly ran away.

  "LLLP", Austen finished his cry for help before looking around. Fluttershy stood still, she was scared of what might happen. Austen glanced at her, "You're... F-...flu-" He fainted.

   Austen expected to wake up from this horrid dream he had in his first period class, but no. Upon his awakening he realized that whatever happened to him before was not over. "What the hell is this place?" he said quietly to himself. "You're in my cottage." Fluttershy replied to Austen's mumble. He slowly turned around, hoping to see a pretty little nurse with short hair and nice blue eyes but was shocked when he saw Fluttershy,

"Holy.." Austen stopped himself, no way was he going to curse in front of such a innocent little creature.

"I really hope you don't mind me asking.." Fluttershy said nervously, "But what are you..?" she questioned.

"Well, I'm a human..." He said, "And... You're... You're a Fluttershy.." he said. He was so confused, there's no way that this could be a dream, he would've woken up for second period by now.

"Well no, I'm a pony named Fluttershy." She said amusingly

"Am I in.... Ponyville..?" Austen gulped at the thought.

"Why yes, you are.." she replied 'I must be high off LSD or something...' he he whispered to himself.

"Where are you from?" Fluttershy questioned

"I'm from... Earth..?"

"Is that close to Phillydelphia?" Fluttershy had a million questions.

"Um... Yes..?" Austen was so confused and had 100 times more questions then Fluttershy, but there were no answers to his questions, for this made no sense, how could he magically be in Ponyville?

"Well how did you get in the Everfree forest??" She continued to question.

"Well, its a long story" Austen replied. It was a long story, a long story that not even himself could answer.

"How long are you staying in Ponyville?"

Austen was starting to get a little annoyed by Fluttershy's questions but answered anyway, "I'm hoping to find a nice house here and stay, but I lost my bits in the Everfree forest." He lied. 'Oh damn, I almost said money' He giggled in his mind.

"Well, you may stay here until you get more bits." Fluttershy offered

"Oh no, I would hate to be a bother" he said

"You won't be" Fluttershy said "I'm not one to get bothered very easily."  she grinned.

"Well.. I guess I could stay here, I just have to head into town and do stuff first." Austen said

"May I come with? I need stuff from the store anyway." Asked Fluttershy

"Uhhh.. Yeah." Austen knew that if Fluttershy wasn't with him then he'd probably chased out of town like a animal, he was petrified by the thought of what might happen, taking his first step into a pony populated city.

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The crowd roared as Rainbow Dash crossed the finish line in first place.

"Oh my god oh my god oh my god!" She squeaked when she saw the Wonder Bolts look of Complete satisfaction, she hoped that winning this race would get her in the group that she admired oh so much but was devastated when they flew away without a word. "I guess I'll just... Go home.." She thought with a frown on her face.

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Rarity yawned as she marched to Zecora's cabin to give Smokey Star his beanie which she had just completed. Upon getting there she saw a ravishing stallion, he was red with a long black mane and tail, she stood there staring as he watered Zecora's plants.

"Wow... she thought. "He's..."

"Oh hey!" The stallion called out to her. "You must be Rarity!" He said in his deep voice that had Rarity even more attracted to him then before.

"Um, hello.... Yes, that would be me.." She said just about as soft as Fluttershy. "Who.. Who are you?" she asked curiously.

"I'm Smokey! I believe you are the mare that Zecora asked to make me a new beanie!" He said amusingly

"Um.. That would be me.." Rarity has never felt like more of a wuss in her whole life.

"Your work is done little Rarity, a shiny bit you will see." said Zacora, walking from her cabin. Rarity gave the beanie to Smokey.

"It's the first one I've ever made so I really hope you like it." she said shyly.

"Wow!" He said, impressed by her work. "This it really comfortable! Reminds me of back home!"

Rarity smiled and blushed.