An enchanted piece of furniture yeets Anon's ass into a world of magical ponies.

For inspiration, I guess you can 'blame' https://www.fimfiction.net/group/56/rainbow-dash/thread/528937/rainbow-dash-sofa, but MOSTLY whoever designed that chair and decided to sell them at Wal-Mart.

Also, this story is an entry in the latest Bike's M/M Shipping Contest, because why not?

Content Warning: Mutual sexual harassment, cluelessness.