And no explosions either, naturally. Well, there might be explosions, but you get it.

I seem to have started a fad of contests with ass-tighteningly strict word limits, so I'll update this any time I give into temptation and enter yet another one. I guess I'll also use this for anything else I happen to write that is too short and simple for me to want to post it as its own story.

I'll fix errors that are so glaring that I see them while copypasting the stories into here, but other than that I won't be painstakingly editing these. That way, these show what I wrote when I was under a tight time limit, instead of just being very short, mediocre fics.

Also, who honestly cares?

Each one has the contest it was written for and the prompt that it was based on at the top.