Anon's Whimsical Adventures

Anon blinked twice before taking in all what happened. “I first walked into an abandoned home, then found some weird ass book, and now I’m looking at six horses,” Anon muttered to himself. Only one thing popped in his head to make all sense of this. “I’m dreaming,” He announced. “But out of all this I would dream, why six multicolored horses?” Anon pondered.

“Hey!” The purple one said stepping forward.

“Oh, they can speak English. That’s really convenient... What?” Anon groaned turning towards the horses. He now noticed that all of them were different. Two looked like horses, one that was pink and seemed be bouncing up down while the other was orange and was wearing a hat. Two that had wings but seemed to be complete polar opposites with a blue one seeming confident and the yellow one seeming afraid of you looking its way. Then a white one with horn and makeup? Finally, the one he’s been talking to seemed to have both wings and horn. “Strange?”

The purple one began asking him flurry of questions, “What are you, who sent you, were you the cause of that burst of light in the middle of Equestria, have come to Eqeustira to-”

Anon raised his hand to stop the purple one from talking, “Okay, stop... Stop... Stop.” Taking a deep breath in and then exhaled before he just looked around to notice the house, he was in was much more ruined than it was earlier. A look outside the open wall created by the creatures let him see there was no streets or houses behind them. And he took one good look at the horse creatures to see anything weird about them besides the obvious.

“Okay... Who are you and what are you all supposed to be?” Anon questioned.

The purple one just winced at him trying to see any evil inside of him before answering, “I’m Twilight Sparkle, and we’re the elements of Harmony.”

Anon just tilted his then took deep breath before bursting out laughing. “Elements of Harmony!? No, let me guess you have your own little slogan?

All of the Elements of Harmony just stood speechless staring at Anon as he was hysterically laughing at them.

“And what kind of name is Twilight Sparkle?!” Anon wheezed out. “God, it sounds like a rejected sailor moon move!”

Twilight sighed as she struggled to find something to write about. The world seemed to stand still as each moment she struggled to put any ink on the paper. For the past hours she couldn’t write anything. She paced back and forth each hoof print sinking in the floorboard.

“Maybe... no.... I could... no... What about... UGHH!!!” Twilight stomped frustrated by this conundrum.

It had been hours and yet still nothing came to her mind. Not a single lesson was learnt though this whole week.

What would she tell Princess Celestia, ‘Oh, Princess Celestia, I know that you expect much of me and I’m your star pupil, but I liked to tell you that I’ve done absolutely nothing.’ Twilight cringed at that thought.

Spike just covered his head with his pillow to drown out the clip clopping from Twilight’s tirade.

“Twilight can’t you just put off this for tomorrow?” complained her dragon companion.

Twilight turned to him and just scoffed, “No, Spike it can’t wait. I need to send something to Princess Celestia ASAP!”

The dragon just groaned and got up from his bed, “You’ve made me check all over Ponyville twice for any friendship problem, checked the statues of villains to make sure they wouldn’t come back again, and called multiple meetings with the others. Twilight, I think we’re done for today and shouldn't it be a good thing that there’s no problem whatsoever?”

Twilight just stopped in her tracks turning to Spike, “You’re right...”

Spike was going to layback down until, “That means something bigger is going to happen!”

Spike groaned as Twilight started rack her brain to figure out what the next big thing was going to be.

“Twilight, it’s not like some giant laser from nowhere is going to come out and-”

Before spike could finish his sentence a giant laser from nowhere beamed up from the sky.

Both of them blinked for a couple of seconds before Twilight spoke up, “You saw that right?”

Spike was almost tempted to say no and head back to sleep, but he sighed, “Yeah.”

“Good, then send a message to others, we’re going figure what just happened.” Twilight quickly headed out the door to where the light came from. Whatever made it was must have still been there and whether it came peacefully or with ill intent she’d have to figure that out. Yes, this could be the thing she wrote to Princess Celestia, another lesson to learn about.

Twilight only stared at the weird creature that was hysterically laughing at her and her friends. Well, at least she thought that it was laughter, there was a possibility that it was howling in pain, or possibly calling for others like it, maybe it was making a mating call? That doesn’t matter what matter is that whatever this thing is it seemed to not be hostile at first.

Twilight just examined the creature who was laughing. She looked to his long spindle limbs, it appeared he had four of them, but it seemed the bottom of limbs were covered. Whether this was armor or skin could be debatable. And his mouth had teeth like a pony, but also sharp teeth like a predator. So, it ate meat or was it a defense mechanism for it?

The more Twilight looked at it the more questions popped in her head about what this thing was?

Whatever it was it wasn’t from Equestria as much as she could tell, and it thought itself to be dreaming.

When its laughter finally died down then it was seeming like it may have thought of itself highly. As well as it said her name sounded like a rejected sailor moon character, whatever that was?

Twilight cleared her throat, “What are you?”

The weird creature turned to Twilight before wincing at her deciding whether it would answer, “I’m... the Queen of England.”