Anon's Whimsical Adventures

It was bright and early in the beautiful land of Equestria and a new creature just came to the land; despite their questionable entrance, they were in need of some help.

"Anon, it's 7:00 in the morning. You need to wake up." Twilight opened the door of the basement, light seeped into the room. In the pitch-black basement mumbles which were mixed with cursing and slightly incoherent speech could be heard.

"Fuck off, it's early in the morning; you fuckwit," Anon groaned as he covered his head with the blanket.

"Come on, the earlier I can solve your Friendship problem the faster I can learn about you," Twilight explains as she telekinetically picks him up from his bed.

She pranced with him over head bringing him out of the dark basement into the bright castle halls. Turning a few halls, she finally made way to the castle kitchen with spike in the room already cooking breakfast.

Anon barely awake just happen to open his eyes to see the purple dragon wearing an apron making scrambled eggs on a frying pan right now. "You brought me here for this..."

"Well, you weren't specific on what you could eat so I had Spike make the basic food..." Twilight went into a tirade about different diets of creatures of equestria but Anon didn't care and took a fork full of the food right in front of him.

"Twilight, you should eat your breakfast before it gets cold," Spike told her before looking back to the frying pan.

Twilight immediately snapped out of her lecturing trance and sat down. "Sorry, I must have gotten lost in the diet frame of the hippogriffs."

Anon not even listening to her since the day started, just enjoyed the eggs on his plate. "Wow... these are pretty good," Anon complimented as this may or may not have been the most decent food that he might have had in probably days, if not years.

Spike turned to him in slight surprised of his compliment blinks before saying, "Thanks..."

Enjoying the eggs, Anon only turned to see Twilight now in another type of trance as she watched his interaction with the purple dragon. Groaning internally, he decided to say something to her.

“What do you want?” Grumbling at the purple parasite who was furiously scribbling in a notepad that she always seemed to conveniently have.

“Well, you seem very hungry... Perchance your home does not have abundance of resources?” Twilight inquisitively asked.

“No... We had a lot of shit: Like bread, vegetables, fruit, and all that other shit...” Anon answered while taking another bite of his eggs. He watched her scribble in that little notepad, knowing that she’d eventually try to ask more he decided to add more information in hopes that she’d stop asking.

“More specifically I mostly ate ramen to survive.”

Twilight tilted her head at his explanation, but so about what he ate, “What is Ramen; Could you explain what is in it or how it was made?”

“They were filled with noodles in a cup that you would pour hot water into and then ramen packets that you’d dump into it to give it flavor,” Anon answered.

“And was it good?” Twilight asked.

“Nutritionally, No... In flavor barely... Shit was compacted with sodium.” Anon answered again.

“If its defects outweighed its benefits then why would you still eat it?” Twilight tilter her head at hearing him talk about the slop from his world.

“It was either that or starve...” Anon answers before finishing his plate.

“Hell, I most often got the latter option not by choice...”

Twilight hearing his answer felt a bit of sympathy for him, “I’m sorry for struggle.”

“So, what about you?” Anon asked.

Twilight perked up at his question asking about her, caught off guard by this sudden question. When she didn’t answer he continued to ask away.

“So, this castle is basically where you live, right? Must of cost you a pretty penny to buy this joint?”

Twilight quickly stammered before answering, “W-well, I don’t really pay... More so Princess Celestia pays for the expenses of my living.”

Anon just takes her answer in before letting out a chuckle and finally saying, “So, you basically have a whole fucking palace given to you... and you do jackshit for it. Wow, you must really have it hard?”

“Hey, I earned this... I was one of Princess Celestia’s best students and I attended the School for Gifted Unicorns,” Twilight defensively brought up.

“Well, that absolutely changes everything... You know I was starting to have my doubts about you, but when you brought up that it really made me realize.” Anon says and high chirp voice smiling at Twilight, but only containing his ‘applause’ to her education.

She was a bit surprised until she slowly watches him start laughing at her news. She just watches him before eventually asking him, “Well, if you’re so high and might, where did you study at?”

Anon quickly answer, “I’d say I’m proud graduate of the school of notgivafuck, but I’m a graduate of MMPU...”

He watched Twilight tilt her head in confusion and groaned as he gave more context, “MMPU is an acronym for Malabo Mathematics and Physics University... I Majored in Theoretical Mathematics and Astrophysics...”

Twilight realizing she could use this moment to gather more information on him started to ask, “Okay, what did you find enjoyable about it, were there any other things you majored in, and what was their library like?” She really emphasized on the last question wanting to know more about him and also the possible number of books in his world.

“Didn’t bother really going to the library,” Anon said to Twilight horror and shock. Anon continued to talk, “I didn’t need to really go unless I needed to avoid someone or wanted to not be bothered by my roommates. Even So, I had most of the stuff I needed on my laptop.”

Twilight slightly only got rid her bewilderment of his statement to ask a single question to him, “What’s a Laptop?”

“It’s technology that basically had almost everything: Books, recipes, mail, and etc.” Anon simplified to her.

“How did this laptop store all this information, was some type of magical relic, was there anything that it couldn’t do?” Twilight asked more questions.

Each time he answered that only left her with more questions about how that thing was able to do so much only seemed to aggravate his nerves.

“Okay... could it store a physical-”

Before Twilight could finish her next question Anon just groaned as responded, “Isn’t there anything ELSE you want to ask... Like I don’t know what’s my favorite type of white noise instead bombarding with questions.”

Twilight as his words, seemed to drop the questions about the laptop and ponder about what else to ask him. Until she got another question in mind before asking, “Well... what does your kind do for fun?”

At this question, Anon leaned back on his seat before answering her, “Go on some type of forum and rage bait some dumbass.”

“Ohh...”

“...”

“...”

“What’s rage bait?” Twilight finally asked.

Anon just gave a long sigh before mumbling to himself, “This is going to be a long... day.”