Lyra is fascinated by humans of any kind—the green ones, the ones that come from the earth, the ones that are cartoons. But this specific one was the one she least expected to find—an old bastard addicted to chocolate ice cream. Could Lyra stand this guy?

This story was approved by Snoop Dogg, Danny Trejo and The joker.

Snoop Dogg: A nice story while you're smoking some weed.

Danny Trejo: Amazing story to read while I'm in a gangbang

The Joker: I read this story in my free time while I'm not fighting Batman.