Pirate Bebop

Ch.18

Having three heads is kinda kickass once you get used to it! I can hear, see, smell and taste three things simultaneously! “Silver, I know you’re...involved in your new ability, but can you not eat and sniff while wildly looking around when we’re trying to have a meeting?” Jet requested and I did triple puppy-dog eyes at him! The jolt of his hand going to his heart means it’s Super Effective! “Guh! That should be illegal! Someone stop her! She’s too powerful!”

“I can’t, I’m not family. I’m a guest.” Bryan deflected as he used Jet’s rules against him. Woof! Savage! I like this guy, so I triple-winked at him and he snorted.

“Dear, would you please focus?” Luster said through her giggling and she even petted my left head. Oo~, that’s nice~.

“We need a way to get to Andromeda without raising concern. I know where Eris is.” Runner voiced while placing a paper note on the table. “As for who is going to rescue her, it’ll be Hunter and the Empyreals.” The crew and I nodded at the mention of their silver armored warriors. While Luster said there was nothing about them, they’re clearly a new trump card the Argentines have, so it’ll be welcome. Even though they give off this unsettling feeling when they’re around.

“Why? Where is the UnSC holding her?” Rivala asked fretfully.

“They’re not. She’s on the execution grounds of the gods.” Luster said in horror after reading the note. “Exogol is where divine entities with unforgivable crimes were taken for execution. Urta even tried to have herself put down when she committed an accidental genocide on a planet, but none of the gods would let her go through with it.”

“That was also the point of our First Betrayal, not only because she killed our warriors on the surface, but that the Imperials were more than willing to betray each other.” Bryan shook his head with a sigh. “The personal betrayal was when she tried to kill herself rather than go through things properly and hurt those she loved. I lost a lot of respect for her then.”

“That’s not what this is about, Berserker. This is about rescuing Eris, not lamenting the past over Urta.” Hunter stated firmly with an amount of cold anger. Only for it to be met with a double-barreled shotgun with two blades affixed to it pointed at his face, making him back down.

“I know, but it made history. So, moving things along; we can’t use the Harmony Gates since they’re being monitored around the clock. Is there an alternative?” Bryan asked casually as he kept his gun trained on his own kin. Right, they’re gods. They can’t die so easily, but the pain is far more brutal I’d bet.

“Hermais’ Library.” Luster voiced nervously. “It’s one of the few things the Govs and Corps can’t control, mostly from its security and I think the things that moved in.”

“Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it?” Bryan asked Hunter with a cruel smile as his battle brother looked at him with pleading eyes.

“We’ll take that route, I’ll navigate us through it as much as I can. Unfortunately, not all of us should go. Bryan, you and our Guards will stay here.” Runner told him as he put his bayoneted Super Shotgun away. Going to Hunter, Runner smacked him behind the head. “Hunter, I’m tempted to send you over there alone, so don’t make this worse for yourself.” She threatened him with a snarl.

“Sorry.” Hunter whimpered as he hung his head in shame. Damn, this family is rough.

“Why do I get the feeling you guys give Berserker such a hard time whenever he’s right about something?” Spike huffed out some smoke tainted by his cigarette.

“...We were afraid to face reality when Berserker kept red-pilling us.” Runner admitted as she hung her head in shame as well. “Me, especially. It only got worse when I obtained a new Aspect: Life. It got to a point where I couldn’t bear it, so he proposed that I shared amongst the rest of my siblings. It worked.”

“You carried my sorry ass through some tough shit. It’s only fair I do the same for all of you, even if you are against me at times.” Bryan commented as he gave his kin some head pats.

“Should we send someone with you to find Eris?” Jet asked as he thumbed over at the symbol of Hermais he found in a bazaar once and had welded on the wall to bless the ship’s navigation.

“That depends how strong you are. Hunter and I have better Alts for this mission, while the Empyreals have a better physical build and mental fortification for such places. Bryan can’t come because that place will want him dead.” Runner’s answer told us just how crazy that planet is, if it’s out for Bryan’s blood.

“Our best are Spike and Silver.” Jet said, making Spike and I nod.

“Do ya think it’s a good idea to send us?” I asked Runner, since it seemed she was the one in charge at the moment. The Marines don’t seem to have a leader, but Bryan tends to be that.

“If Jet says you two are it, I have no problems. Anything else someone wants to discuss?” Runner asked as she looked around the room.

“It’s more a matter of need than want, remember we’re pirates, not a military. Asking for our wants is going to get you hours of commentary.” Anno joked and we all laughed besides Jet and the Argentines. “As for needs, if you find any dimensional anomalies that have this resonance signature...please investigate.” Anno meekly pleaded as she sent it to Runner’s Omni.

“Sure.” The yellow armored woman nodded as she viewed the side-mission request. Her heart went out to Anno when she read that her sister was swallowed in said dimensional anomaly. The odds of survival were nearly nonexistent, but since it was in a teleporter accident, the chance was still there. “We’ll be on the lookout. Anyone else?”

“I need you to return my lover intact or at least well enough that I can nurse her back to health.” Luster declared with an aura of DOOM behind her that rivaled the Argentines and they nodded promptly while I think I heard death-metal in the background. Wow that is epic music! I want to hear more of it, specifically while I’m fighting something.

“Oh no. Honey, you’re one of us.” Bryan commented solemnly and Luster blinked in confusion. “You’re part Argentine. If the UnSC captures you, even we’re fucked.”

“Then I guess you better get going, get Eris and bring my future wife back.” Luster declared irritably, clearly disliking being singled out for her heritage. I guess when you were an orphan and suddenly you’re the most genetically valuable person around, you get testy about it. Wait, wife?! Ee~! “Blech! Down! Down girl~! Heh, heh, heh~!” You will get sloppy doggy kisses! Aroo!

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“So yer a ship?!” I shouted in amazement of the gorgeous high-speed hull that made the rusty surroundings look even more like garbage compared to the glorious gold-painted ship. I can feel my tail wagging fast enough to slap my ass. “Yer such a beautiful lass!” She was easily a small frigate, yet had thrusters large enough to be on a battlecruiser! She must book it faster through space than any ship readily available on the market!

“And you get the honors of flying me~!” Runner spoke through the ship’s comms since everything was packed and ready to go.

“Woo!” I ran into Runner’s-sorry, the Runner’s entrance and I quickly scanned the walls to see the memorial plaques, which were nearly blank. She’s a damn fine ship to keep her crew alive so well. I hurried along the corridors until I reached the cockpit and jumped into the pilot seat. “Whoa!” I yelped when the harness deployed, squeezing my tits until it adjusted to their size. “Modular seating? Is that lumbar and-oo~ massage~?” Mm~ heated massage chair...

“Don’t be too excited, she’s only a rental.” Spike joked when he got on the copilot seat, which had a faster time of latching onto his thinner profile. “That said, I left my cigs behind, it’s rude to smoke inside of someone. Or a rental.”

“Wow, way to make me sound like a cheap bitch, Spike.” Runner retorted with a huff.

“A cheap bitch is one you treat like shit, not like a work of art.” Spike rebutted as he helped me go through pre-flight checks. The Runner could do that herself, I’m sure, but she’s hosting us, we should do our part.

“Work of art is right. Half of the stuff I’m used to going over is automated, we’re already prepped.” I shrugged into the harness and I blinked when I thought I felt it grope my chest. Whoa~ I feel it rubbing into my groin! Good touch! “Wow, these seats are...epic.” I breathily said and felt grateful that dense-as-brick Spike didn’t pick up on my arousal. “All systems go! You good back there?!” I called back down the passenger/support seats.

“We’re good!” Hunter replied with a thumbs-up, same with the others.

Oh, something’s slipping in me~! How did she work past the zipper without me noticing? Unf, just keep quiet and fly. “Roger! Clench up! We’re launching pirate-style!” Before they could respond, I brought the Runner inches off the ground, retracted her landing struts, then launched in an arc going up into the sky! There was no inertia! Holy fuck! She has complete inertial dampening! “No inertia. My gosh this is hot.” The only thing I’ve flown this good is Zaku Warrior!

“That’s one Hell of a take-off, girl!” The Runner responded with a hearty laugh, with a breathiness to it. I hope that means she’s enjoying the ride I’m giving her. I can’t bounce without it being obvious, but I used my slime to ripple, pull and suck on her synthetic phallus that had snuck into my snatch. Thank gosh my slime is opaque, because if I was transparent, anyone could see the huge metal dildo in my cunt. Then it vibrated and I almost howled in pleasure!

“P-please s-slow. Near-virgin…” I panted quietly with a mild whimper. I’ve never been fully penetrated before. Lusty and Riv have been patient, but this was spur-of-the-moment and I was really curious and...now I’m mounted on a chair of a sexy ship and about to cum my brains out! “C-can’t~...” I squeaked, hoping I can erase my mouths and silence my screams! I’m lucky I’m not panting and howling in triplicate as it stands! Sits! Fuck~!

I spasmed as my spare heads and my remaining mouth vanished and I even erased my nostrils to prevent squealing through that as I had my first full penetration female orgasm~! Guh~! This makes Lusty and Riv’s tongues and fingers seem weak~! Doing lez-beans stuff is really hard to reach this level! Thank gosh the Runner took over so my hands clenched on the controls looked like I was still doing something besides cum repeatedly on her bitch-breaking chair dildo~!

After that she settled down, but left the it in me as I recovered, the spots in my vision faded as the throbbing of my puss around her dildo kept trying to milk her for seed that was definitely not coming, as much as I really, kinda worryingly so, wanted it to. “Okay, synched up well enough now. Sorry about that.” The Runner said and I nodded, not trusting my body to not betray me should I reform a mouth or nostrils. I wanted to cry in dismay when the dildo retracted.

I feel so empty! So achingly empty! Now I understand all those times when my partners begged me to put it back in instead of teasing them like the right bastard I was back then! I’m sorry, ladies! Wherever you are! I was an insensitive jackass! “Hey, I know I’m incredible, but stop playing around and fly me towards the coordinates.” Right, I’m flying, do that.

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We just jumped across Triangulum in minutes, not hours or days, minutes. The Runner is officially the fastest ship in the Three Galaxies! How many kinds of ancient tech are packed into her engines to be able make a galactic jump in mere minutes? “Okay, so, we got here way faster than I expected. Can I marry ya?” I asked the sexiest ship and she giggled. “Well, after I marry Luster and Rivala I take ya on a bunch of dates to get to know ya better.”

“Aw, how thoughtful of you~.” Unf, just hearing her angelic voice is making me want her more.

“I’m a bit new fashioned. We’re not exactly as rough and ready as people from the Golden Age. Luster even called me a prude, once.” I chuckled and rubbed the arms of the pilot seat. “I used to be a real bastard of a pirate, but I always respected the rights of others to object to sexual advances. I killed any rapists I encountered. I may be an outlaw, but I have standards.”

“That’s good to hear. And yes, I would like to go out on some dates with you and your other lovers. If they’re interested.” Ee~! She wants to give it a chance! Score! Wait, I am absolutely enamored with her after only a few brief encounters? I used to be so distrustful-uhn~! It’s back! Guh~! Yes! Fuck me~! No! Come back~! “So, do you see it?” Hmph! Meanie!

“Let me get some eyes on it.” I sprouted my other two heads and began looking over her dashboard as well as out of the viewscreen. My naked eyes caught it before the ones roving the readings on the dash spotted it. “The free-standing wooden door floating in space with the automated deterrence turrets surrounding it? Yeah, I see it.” I looked over the dash and prepared some missiles. Low-yield, small, yes, these would work better than hull-busters.

I multitasked and simultaneously loaded the launchers while highlighting the targets before pressing the confirmation button. The dozen or so micro-missiles launched near-invisibly through space towards the droid-operated turrets. Only one was alerted by the incoming salvo, but by the time it turned to fire on them, it was too late. The bloom of brief silent explosions erupted around the door, leaving it free aside from the debris floating around it.

“Alright, let’s get our EVA suits on since we’ve gotta get through it and Runner needs to transform back. I don’t want to be in here when that happens.” Spike was about to get up when the harness of his seat grabbed him and yanked him back into it.

“Actually, sit back down, bub. You really do. We Nexus-sourced Cybertronians put most forms of spatial manipulation to shame. Just don’t go exploring too much or awkward things can happen.” The Runner took control and I relaxed into her seat. When we neared the door, suddenly, I was looking at it from a much smaller perspective. “Let’s go. Only one body is easier to keep track of in this place.”

“Oh gosh, my eyes!” I closed them because the sight beyond the door wanted to drive me insane! It was like reality decided to no longer have laws and turned in on itself! “So this is the fabled Library of Hermais?” I asked uneasily before peeking and existence decided to exist well enough for me to be able to comprehend some of the unreality in front of us.

“Yeah, with its memetic traps triggered by intruders. I have a Library Card, so I’m not affected.” Runner replied as she navigated down the aisle of empty bookshelves to the central directory. “Let's see...Andromeda A through E...cartography.” Runner easily walked down the aisles and stopped in E and checked the guide on this bookshelf. “So it’s...here.” Runner then walked into the bookshelf and had to fly through space to evade turbolaser fire!

Suddenly, she was a ship again and she flew us away from the barrage of auto-turrets surrounding another wooden door floating in space. I quickly charted the course and we jumped into FTL. “That was trippy!” I echoed along with Spike. “So, it should only be a few minutes to-.” We exited FTL seconds after entering and I almost cussed in response as I guided the Runner around the ancient derelict of an Imperial Star Destroyer that dwarfed her four times over.

“Nice moves, cowgirl. I guess you forgot that I exited the library in the Exogol quadrant.” The Runner said cheekily before the navigation panel lit up. “Take a look. There’s the End of Gods.” When the planet came into view, I thought I was looking at a barren moon, but instead it was a super, massive desert planet of gray sand, rocks and lightning storms all over. “I’m surprised you can’t feel it. We’re not even on it and I feel it trying to pull on my lifeforce despite the fact that I have a fragment of the Life Aspect.”

“Weird.” I looked over at Spike, who looked ill just looking at the place. “Maybe you should stay aboard the Runner, Spike. Let’s try to scan for life on it. If it’s utterly devoid of it, then Eris should light up on it like a beacon.” I did so and nodded at the clear miniscule ping on one of the thankfully not storming spots of the Deathworld near its equator. “Heading in, clench up!”

Before anyone could protest, I dove the Runner for the planet, easily passing through various fields of debris and headed right for the highlighted location. I wove the Runner through the mountains and quickly put her into a hover above the cave near a ubiquitous mountain’s peak. I unstrapped and backflipped over the seat before I sprinted to the ramp, hit the button, then hooked the end of a rope from my cleavage to one of the struts before jumping several feet.

I rolled and rushed in. I saw a pathetic little snake that had various dull colors, grabbed the poor thing, stuffed it in my tits, then ran back to the ramp where I pulled myself up. “Silver, how are you unaffected?” Hunter questioned when he helped me back inside, but I hit the close button for the ramp and ran back to the bridge, where I jumped over the back of the pilot seat and did the same maneuver to launch away from that place.

“What the hell was that, Silver?” Spike demanded in surprise as I navigated the Runner on a return course for where she came from to reach the door.

“That was me not fucking around and getting the weakened goddess off of the god-killing planet without letting any anyone else touch that place.” I replied snippily as I punched the FTL and prepared the micro missiles to repeat what we did on the Triangulum end of the library. “Ready to fire the moment we’re out-.” Which was now!

I locked on to the turrets and launched the missiles while swerving around to draw their fire from the missiles. They quickly met the same fate as the other ones and flew closer. I waited patiently, but the Runner didn’t do anything. “Uh, your turn now, Runner.” I looked over at Spike, who was looking at me as if I sprouted my extra heads for the first time again. “What?”

“Sorry, we’ll talk about it later.” The Runner said as she changed and walked through the door.

“But still, you didn’t feel the effects of the planet?” Hunter inquired of me and I shrugged.

“No. I didn’t sense anything. To me, it was just a big, creepy, empty planet.” I replied before the little noodle slithered out of my cleavage and I squeaked when it went under my sports bra to suck on my left nip. “H-hey, ask first…” I mewled and petted the tiny thing as its colors rapidly became more vibrant.

“Well, either way, thanks for saving her, Silver.” Hunter complimented with a sigh of relief, while Eris continued to nurse on me. I think she’s already getting bigger...she is.

“Um, how big is she normally, anyway?” I asked as the arm-thick snake began taking deep draws of my nipple and I began panting as pleasure tingled through my slime from my nip. My poor top is stretching out~! I’ve ruined another one in two days! I hope Luster’s plans for a clothing fabricator pan out, I’m getting tired of making clothes by hand.

“Considering how the gods tend to be shaped and how tall they were said to be on average, likely at least as big as you.” Spike groaned and I moaned unhappily as the goddess began emerging from my cleavage and wrapping around my body and the seat behind me. “Ugh, that world was wrong. I’m gonna wait by the exit…” Spike groaned and got up as I began whining and grinding my groin into the seat due to the unusually pleasurable lips on my left breast.

“Need some help with that~?” The Runner purred after she returned to space and then her wonderful dildo somehow unzipped my jeans and penetrated my hungry cunt~! I screamed in orgasm just from the combination of Eris’s lips and this incredible cock~! “Time to make up for all the teasing you endured~.”

“F-fuck, fuck, fuck!” I panted and howled in triplicate as my extra heads sprouted and began giving desperate doggy kisses to Eris’s body even as she uncoiled from me and began forming an anthro body in front of me with her head under my top to suckle my slime milk! “Awoo~!” I howled and came so hard I blacked out shortly afterward…

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Eris released Silver’s nipple with a lewd pop and a chuckle. “I knew I chose right. So cute.”