Pirate Bebop

Ch.19

“So it’s not the Bebop?” Jim questioned the hanar info officer and he shook his body in the negative. “Still, thanks for bringing this to our attention, I’ll take it to the General right now.” Jim jogged from the bridge and entered the elevator for Amelia’s office. Since the ship is not currently in Ready mode or actively in conflict, Amelia didn’t have to be on the bridge, so he was acting as her messenger for otherwise personal or unimportant updates.

Knowledge that doors to the Library of Hermais have been broken into and out of in Triangulum and Andromeda is odd enough to let Amelia know about it right away, even if it didn’t involve the Legacy’s stated mission. When the doors opened, he found Amelia at her desk as always and she brightened like a sunrise when she saw him. “Jim, you always seem to know when I need you.” The come-hither finger wave made him smile, but he had to give her bad news first.

“Sorry Amy, duty first. Doors to the Library of Hermais have been breached first in Triangulum, the same mysterious ship appeared at another door in Andromeda and promptly fled. While an investigation squad was on its way, the same ship returned, destroyed the automated defenses on that end, then assumedly entered the Library to return to Triangulum.” Jim reported and Amelia blinked in genuine surprise.

“That is...unheard of. The Library of Hermais has lethal memetic effects for anyone not recognized as welcome and that does not apply to anyone remaining in the Three Galaxies, at least until now.” She opened her Omni when he sent her the file and she looked at the ship quizzically. “That is a unique ship, custom, no visible details stating port of call or manufacturer. It’s quality is astounding, perhaps even a Relic. All such ships were hidden before the Fall like the mobile suits and other weapons, however, so it was likely recently discovered.”

“There is no chance a ship like that can just park anywhere civilized and not draw attention.” Jim commented and Amelia nodded in agreement at his words. “This stinks of shenanigans similar to what Silver has gotten up to. I think they may be related.”

“Perhaps. I’ll file a notification of my own suspicions later. For now, come here, joytoy, I need some relief. Crawl under if your wide, muscular shoulders can manage.” Amelia dropped her pants around her ankles and scooted back for him to squeeze under her desk and he transformed enough to fit easily to orally service his lover.

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Jet was extremely surprised to get a notification of the Runner coming in for a landing in hangar 3. It hasn’t even been an hour! Did they run into unexpected hurdles and come back for reinforcements? He didn’t think there was anything in the universe the Runner couldn’t handle. He left the Bebop and jogged through the tunnel connecting the hangars to reach hangar 3.

The utterly beautiful ship entered the opening in the cliff and swung around with ease before setting down and opening the ramp. He was surprised to see Spike stagger out and promptly throw up to the side while Hunter and the other two Argentines exited after him. “So what happened? Why is Spike sick?”

“The deathworld had a nasty aura to it. I didn’t even touch down on it and I got ill, but Silver set paw on it and didn’t even notice the Taint of that place.” Spike grumbled with a shake of his head as he rubbed his stomach. “I’m going to see if there’s any instant soup in the galley.”

“Pantry, top shelf with the other light rations.” Jet said to his crewmate with a pat on his back as he passed and turned to the others. “Well, I guess it went well? How the hell did you get back so fast?” Jet questioned incredulously, because there was fast, then there was bullshit.

“Guys, we have a problem.” Berserker spoke up, only to get tackled by Eris and he began making out with her before gently pushing her off of him. “Pumpkin, at least you’re safe.”

“I’m home daddy-hubby.” Eris teased as she wrapped her noodly body around him.

“Sweetie, you and I both know that timeline never happened.” Berserker playfully chided before petting her head. “Now then, the problem. The UnSC has caught wind of your operation.”

“Well, it’s not like we could sneak by an auto-turret emplacement. Also, could someone please come get Silver out of my pilot seat? Eris and I kinda overwhelmed her and she’s gone all gooey.” Runner’s voice came from the beautiful ship and Jet still had trouble adjusting to the fact that each of the Argentine Royals present were fabled Cybertronians.

“I know, so let’s lay low for a while until they give up or forget about it.” Berserker suggested as he patted the hull of the Runner. “Give Silver a moment to recover.”

“Eris!” Luster screamed before she tackled the snake to the ground in a hug as Rivala flew inside of the Runner to get Silver. “Oh Eris, you sexy snake!” Luster sniffled and started crying into the serpent’s ‘chest’, so she formed her actual anthro form of various colors of serpent with her head having feathery plumage like a legendary quetzalcoatl to let the Zerg mare bawl into her own heaving bosom.

“Shh, I’m sorry it took so much effort, Lusty, but my Displaced finally managed to rescue you and now me.” Eris smooched her brow and then looked over at the ramp where the comically oversized glass bottle the size of a fuel drum filled with Silvery Slime was rolled down by Rivala shortly followed by the Runner returning to being the armored warrior Runner. “I even had to splice the soul, I got so desperate.”

“Considering what we’ve pieced together means the end of all of us if you fail, I can guess.” Berserker rubbed his snout and gestured for everyone to follow. “C’mon, let’s have another meeting. It seems to be all we’re doing today on our end.” Jet had to agree there.

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I woke up feeling fantastic. I tried to move, but found that I was trapped! I swished around in a panic, thinking that somehow I’d been captured and now I’m just an Argent Cow! Something grainy I pressed against popped free, sounding like a wine bottle, before I emerged and formed my upper body in a hurry to discover I was next to the navigation table and was now flashing everyone my bare naked breasts, so I squeaked and covered my nips with my hands.

“So good of you to join us. Now that sleeping beauty is up, brief us please, Eris.” Jet announced and I quickly fished a T-shirt out of my cleavage to hurriedly put on.

“Sure thing. Also, don’t hide them, girl! Flaunt them! You’re as hot to trot as any of my aunts, uncles or even mom. If not for them holding all of those Aspects that they do, you’d be a goddess already.” Eris, for that’s who the naked serpent had to be, declared with a wink as she put her hands on her egg-bearing hips and thrust out her heaving rack proudly.

“Eris…” Bryan muttered with a shake of his head and she rolled her golden slit eyes.

“Alright, well, I had to manipulate time a fuckton. I’m actually fuzzy on what timeline I’m in and Exogol didn’t help. As soon as I got out of Paradise, I jumped, twisted and wiggled through so many places and times until I found a Relic of my own creation hunting me. I had to go someplace to kill it while leaving bread crumbs and plans for everyone. Ascending a skaven to godhood was the longest bit when I hoped that Silvy here would go that route.”

“Why is everyone obsessed with making me into a goddess~?” I whined and slumped against the lip of the bottle my goo was in below the hips. “First Lusty, then Rivala, now Eris…”

“We’re not.” Runner said when she came over and patted my head for comfort. “My brothers and I aren’t trying to make you one, but it seems you will have to become one. Eris’s plan after all hinges on you.”

“Why me?! Surely there were better options! Ya had to keep rewinding time Groundhog Day style for however long to get me to succeed at rescuing Luster! Why not Jimbo?! The lad’s the protagonist of the story I’m ironically a part of!” I wailed and the others besides Eris looked at me in confusion.

“That being…?” Faye probed and I growled in impotent anger!

“Treasure Planet! God! I’m formerly John Silver, a pirate! The only key difference is for some reason, I’m part of the crew of the Bebop from Cowboy Bebop in a universe with so many species from pop-fiction in my human half’s universe that this might as well be a cringy mary-sue fanfiction!” For some reason, everyone just deadpanned at me for my hysterics.

“Um, isn’t Jimbo part of an oppressive megacorp hell bent on the death of the gods?” Spike pointed out in continued confusion.

“Eris, will he come around if shown the truth?” Bryan questioned while my crewmates looked at him in disbelief.

“Absolutely 100% unless his lover can’t be convinced of the mortal peril her superiors have put the Three Galaxies into.” Eris stated with a yawn and she wobbled on her feet before Bryan steadied her by the shoulder.

“Lover?” Luster asked curiously with sparkles in her eyes. Clearly my dear has an affinity for romance. Then again, she pounced on my lonely heart like a starving Thresher Maw.

“Mhm~. Daddy-hubby, come sleep with me. I’m still tired and I wanna snuggle with you.” Eris mewled instead of replying and Bryan rolled his eyes as he walked her around the table.

“Go snuggle your new plaything.” Bryan pushed her towards me and I squeaked when she stepped into the bottle, somehow turning back into a tiny noodle and she curled up inside me, breathing my goo without a problem. “I already have two sexy engineers I need to take care of when the mood strikes.”

“I still don’t know what timeline she keeps talking about, calling you that.” Hunter shrugged and Bryan rubbed his temples.

“It’s the one timeline where she marries us five.” Bryan grumbled as I nervously petted the sleeping snake with my slime. How is she breathing in me?

“That would royally mess with the rest of our wives, because she’s their niece or daughter and a lot of them have that barrier like most people do.” Runner commented with a shake of her head before she finally took off her helmet-sweet baby Jebus she’s beautiful! “Why are we still wearing our full armor in safe zones, Hunter? Berserker has already downgraded to clothes.”

“I keep forgetting that.” Hunter sighed as he and Runner took off their armor and got into some clothes.

“Awoo~! Oh my gosh! Yer so beautiful as ya normally are too!” I praised with my tail wagging hard enough to slap my ass as my trio of heads all panted at the gorgeous golden bunny-wolf’s face. “Lusty, can I take her out on dates and hopefully marry her too?!” I must pursue the epitome of beauty wrapped in a sexy tomboyish warrior! Or the other way around!

“That would be great!” Luster gasped with sparkles in her eyes as Rivala did the same next to her. “Runner is easily considered the most beloved of the Argentines among the Empire for a great many reasons! Well...you know what I mean.”

“Let’s not talk about the very same thing that failed us and itself. It has hurt my side of the family too many times despite everything we did for it.” Runner stated as the room became very cold, but I oddly didn’t feel it like the others seemed to, neither did Luster.

“Easy, Vinnie. No need to take it out on them.” Thankfully, Bryan’s calm approach did the trick as Vinnie took some deep breaths to compose herself.

“Besides, the Empire is gone. Whatever comes of this, it can’t be that same government again.” Hunter pointed out and everyone present nodded.

“Yeah, fuck total control assholes at the top. It’s shit like that which causes things like the Govs and Corps. If anything, shouldn’t the people govern themselves? Not anarchy, but whatever that’s called. Not a representative democracy either, that’s little better than a monarchy, oligarchy or autocracy. Don’t even get me started on corpocracy.” I huffed and wondered how such a massive Genuine Democracy would work. Maybe with a system like Nexus’s singularity for making government decisions? Not constantly though, that’s bad for individuality.

“That’s why we are here: for you. Not for our wives or to try and bring back the Empire.” Bryan stated and hearing that from him brought such relief and genuine appreciation from us pirates. I guess the Empire misunderstood him and painted him in a bad light. Assholes.

“Good, because one of the key reasons pirates exist, besides necessity, is because of a desire for Freedom and-.” I felt dizzy and wobbled. “Hey, hey~. Pretty lassie…” I splashed back asleep in my bottle. Eris feels so warm and cozy…

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“Why is she glowing? Why is my first-mate shining bright enough to blind us?!” Jet demanded worriedly as he put himself between the bright gray light and Ed.

“Ascension!” Runner answered as her brothers and their retinue put themselves in front of the other crew members. “She’s becoming a Goddess!”

“What?! There hasn’t been a new deity since the Fall thousands of years ago!” Spike shouted in shock before the glass bottle melted from the intense heat and the form of Silver formed in the light before the light faded and the silver slime wolfess stood before them in the buff on unsteady paws.

She wobbled, still unconscious, but Eris emerged in her true form and helped shoulder her. “Easy, easy. Mm, easy. C’mon...to bed with us…” Eris mumbled and began dragging the sleeping slime out of the room with unsteady stumbling.

“...So what’s she the goddess of?” Ed asked curiously with awe in her voice.

“Freedom, a concept we know all too well.” Berserker answered as he and the rest of the Argentines bowed their heads in respect and gave a few prayers for Silver.

“Well, now I’m definitely boinking her brains out.” Vinnie smirked and Luster followed Eris along with Rivala with concern for their lover. Then a portal opened up and out came Pillar and Collateral with their own guards. “Whoa!”

“Whoa, indeed. We felt the presence of a new deity and it has somehow weakened the barrier just enough for us to travel over here.” Pillar answered as the Bebop pirates stared in awe as all five of the Marines stood before them, feeling more…more.

“Hm...considering how she was able to penetrate the barrier through our Token just by touching it when we’d blocked even that, I think Eris purposefully chose Silver not just to save Luster, but because of her innate power even before ascension.” Berserker mused and Jet sighed as he sat down, really wishing he could have a drink for once even though he didn’t like alcohol.

“Good thing it was inside, otherwise pirates would be all over this place.” Especially since pirates definitely fall under the new goddess’s aegis. She could probably rally every pirate fleet on Tarkus with a single call if she wanted, but she likely didn’t want to.

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I groaned as I writhed in bed and wondered why I had passed out. I blinked a few times and looked around my room as I pushed myself up. Why do I feel…different? In a way I can’t really describe at the moment. Also, some sort of...vitality beyond even what becoming an Argent Slime did to me is coursing through me. I feel like I can do anything and damn whatever gets in my way!

“Mm...go back to sleep…” I looked down at the snoozing sexy snake of time and I felt that I could blame her for this new incredible sensation, so I pulled her into a snuggle and kissed her. “Mm~. Hey, no. I’m-mm~...” I kissed her gently and deeply, sensing that she wanted it despite her exhaustion. I gently pawed her breasts and rubbed her lower stomach as she moaned.

“Ya want this. I can feel it.” I purred before my hand found an emerging stiffness and I wrapped my fingers around her bulbous snake-dick. “I don’t know what happened to me, but I feel like I know what to do without violating yer wishes.” I gently pulled on her penis and helped coax her to hardness that was sandwiched between my thighs. I ground my puss against the rough dick while kissing her. “*smooch* I blame ya fer this.”

“Silvy! Let Eris recover, you’ll make her even more tired if you sex her now.” Luster huffed when she entered the room with an amused pout.

“She’s consenting, ya want in. C’mere, I think I know how to get ya off without even penetrating ya.” I cooed at my future wife and she blushed hotly.

“N-not right now! Sweetie, you’ve...you’re a goddess now.” I’m not surprised. “You should take it slow, don’t let your new Aspect control you, you need to control your Aspect. Think about how hard it was for Vinnie to keep it together with the Life Aspect?” Oh, yeah. There are so many things to Life, so many paths to walk. It would drive anyone to madness if they couldn’t handle it. It was only thanks to Bryan’s intervention that saved her.

Why do I know any of this? It’s none of my business-suddenly I forgot what I knew...I knew something, now I don’t. “Hm, yer right. I should be careful. I just made myself forget something, whatever it was. I think because I felt like it was none of my business to know without being told by...someone.” I ceased pleasing Eris and she whined in disappointment, but my ass was still sandwiching her throbbing tumescence. “Sorry lass, I got ahead of myself.”

“No~...I’m horny now. Don’t be a cocktease.” Eris whimpered and I sprouted my heads to give Luster triple puppy eyes and she recoiled with a hand to her heart as if struck! Super Effective!

“Guh! Fine! Fuck the Goddess of Time, just don’t get pregnant!” I felt Rebellious against that command and I felt my hackles rise as I growled in triplicate. “I mean, please don’t get pregnant!” Luster reworded and suddenly I didn’t feel ready to howl her ears off.

“Careful, you’re letting it get inside your heads.” I looked towards the doorway to see R-Collateral standing there. How did I know his name, then forgot it because he wanted it secret and thus it wasn’t my business knowing without him telling me? Wait, am I the opposite of Cocoa?! She was the Goddess of Secrets, I’m her direct descendent, but instead I can’t know secrets unless I’m let in on them!

“Yeh...I’m kinda spooked now. So, what’s a towering stud like ya doing in my room? Also, mind that I used to be a man and my rapid transition has given me a bit of whiplash. I used to be a heterosexual man.” I informed him because I sensed the sexual tension, like he expected me to behave like people he knows. To be fair, I just might. I’m simmering in arousal right now and I do have a horny goddess’s dick in my ass crack while said gal rubbed my hips hopefully.

“Hey, I don’t judge. That’s Pillar’s job.” My equal joked, which made me laugh. Wait, equal? “We both share the same Aspect: Freedom.” Collateral declared and I blinked in surprise.

“Oh. Cool. Well, I’m in a bit of a sitch. I have a horny Time goddess I got all randy and I’m willing to oblige, but I don’t have any condoms on me and I’m a bit too...fertile right now to avoid getting pregnant if I take in cum. My ascension seems to have primed my reproductive systems. If I’m going to have a pup, I want Lusty to be the first.” I said while looking at all three of them at once. Man having three heads is great. I got to see Eris’s relief, Lusty blush harder and Col smile.

“Here.” Collateral threw a box full of condoms my way. “Have fun.” He waved at us before closing the door and leaving before I could take umbrage with the near-order and instead took it as a suggestion. Okay...I’ve never put one of these on someone else...time to learn.