Pirate Bebop

Ch.3

The return to the Bebop and docking went smoothly, as did entering Hogarth VI’s atmosphere. It was when Jet brought us down into the murky, irradiated green waters of one of the planet’s seas that things got complicated. The Bebop was a fishing trawler, able to sail on and under the sea as easily as the sky or space. However, there was so much garbage in the sea that the Bebop had to plow through trashbergs of the crap to open enough surface to dive underwater.

“Alright. So, we’re hidden for now. I’m sure they’ve figured out we duped them by this point, so they’ll be looking for us. Any ideas?” Jet asked all of us around the bridge map.

“So long as the ship’s shielding holds out and the rations last, I advise we stay hidden as long as possible.” Spike put forward calmly as he looked over the map. “If they spend long enough looking for us, their bosses will get pissy and might even order them to give up if it costs too much time and money.”

“I don’t know, they obviously really want Luster Dawn for some reason. She was the Goddess of Magic’s direct student. She must have all sorts of ancient secrets the people in power want.” Faye mused with a look around the table. The only ones not here were Ed and Luster, the former because she was an ADHD-riddled child who shouldn’t have to deal with these matters and the latter was still asleep, likely caused by her extensive cryostasis.

“Which is why I suggest instead of just hiding, we get searching. These ancient Skaven Waste Worlds are ripe with potential and not just because the Govs and Corps keep dumping shit on them.” I said with a wave of my cybernetic hand over the hologram and pointed at something that caught my eye. “Bring us here. That definitely isn’t a natural formation.”

“Ex-pirate, seamster, what, are you secretly a marine geologist now? Hard to believe you’re still single.” Jet huffed with an amused smirk and I snorted at the unintended Atlantis reference.

“I’m old, Jet. Easily five times your age. I’ve seen some shit. Also, I spent several years at a submarine hideout during my long tenure as a pirate and I’m telling you; this is not a natural formation.” I insisted and the others all shrugged. “Besides, it’s not like we really have much of a choice. We need to do something.”

“Then I’m good with that, Faye?” Spike looked at the hippogriff and she sighed with a nod.

“Alright then, I’ll get us heading over there. Once we find out what it is, we’ll go from there.” Jet waved us off and we all headed down the hall to our rooms. Once in my room, I felt warm at seeing the honking huge bra I’d just finished for Luster. Fucking hell. Seeing Luster naked barely affected me, but seeing the clothes she’d be wearing got me all kinds of rustled.

I wasn’t like this before. I feel all weirdly conflicted. The local me would’ve been an absolute letch and might’ve even fucking molested Luster the moment she fell out of her pod, while the ex-human me would’ve frozen up and been useless. Instead, I was completely calm in the face of her nudity, yet I’m getting turned on and embarrassed over making her clothes?

“This is all kinds of fucking dumb.” I grumbled and set aside the bra meant to give Luster’s basketball-sized boobs some support and got to work on making her some shorts to start off with. After all, her hips, ass and thighs have just as much epic thiccness to them.

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“Welp, that’s a strange sight.” Spike commented as we looked at the camera feed of a robed creature on a boat waving a lamp at us.

“How is that wooden boat underwater?” Faye asked worriedly.

“Maybe it’s a ghost~!” Ed cheered excitedly and Ein howled in mirror of his person’s excitement.

“It’s obviously magic. The unicorns at the top of the ladder get free access to it’s secrets, but it’s still everywhere.” Jet said while warily guiding the Bebop to follow the boat as it led us towards where I suggested. “I hope you didn’t just get us killed, Silver.”

“Skaven Specters are rarely this helpful.” I idly commented as I watched our ghostly guide warily. “If it wanted us dead, it would’ve already come on board to kill us. It wouldn’t be leading us somewhere.” I’ve seen plenty of that in the past, yet they always oddly avoided me.

“I wish Luster was awake. She might be able to tell us more.” Faye fretted and I nodded.

“Well, if you’re willing to dress her, I’ve got some underwear, shorts and a shirt for her right now.” I just finished making the shirt when Jet called us to the bridge so we knew we were being led by a specter of the long-exiled species.

“Statue!” Ed cheered and pointed at a rock face that had ancient Skaven statuary carved into it.

“I see it, Ed. Boy do I see it…” Jet muttered uneasily before I went to my room to get Luster’s clothes, which by gods were they big enough for two of me to fill. She’s not fat, at all, but her proportions! Her hips, ass and boobs alone could fit my whole mass of goo! We’ve fallen so far from those golden ages where women were so bountiful and men were so ultra-buff.

I lamented our society’s collapse for a few moments before I brought the clothes to Faye’s door and knocked. I handed the bundle to Faye and she promptly closed the door again, so I stood outside at an impasse, unsure what to do right now. There’s not exactly anything important, I don’t feel like reading-.

The door opened and I blinked in surprise to see Luster Dawn up and wearing the tank-top and shorts I made, which dear fuck I may not have used enough material, because those clothes seem painted on! “Uh...sorry. I guess I didn’t put enough slack in them.” I apologized and Luster blinked with a bemused expression.

“What do you mean? These are nice and tight, like they should be.” Luster tugged on the front of her plunging white U-neck tank top to send her enormous tits bouncing, which got me all sorts of aroused faster than anything in recent memory. “It’s a bit sad to see clothes roll back though. In my day, bodysuits and other elastic clothes were the norm.”

“Y-ya don’t say.” I willed my gaze up to her eyes, which were almost clueless in how they looked at me so obliviously, as if she couldn’t tell I’d been ogling her like a shameless perv. “Before I was born centuries ago, we’d fallen back on more ‘traditional’ clothing.”

“Which is odd. You’d think since that would require more work and materials that-.” Luster was suddenly pushed out of the room and she blinked at suddenly being snout-to-snout with me while her giant boobs squished my gooey torso against the opposite wall.

“Neat, cool, get out of my room.” Faye huffed and then closed the door while I was frozen. Half of me wanted to start making out with Luster like the raunchy old pirate I was. The other half wanted to shrink into a tiny ball and beg forgiveness for touching her at all.

So I was shocked when it was Luster who suddenly kissed me! I-I don’t know what to do now! I need an adult! Sh-she tastes really good… “M-mm…” I muffled into her mouth and weakly tried to push her away, because I wanted this to the point of it nearly being a need, but then she stopped and I was left confused. “W-what was that?” I asked breathlessly,even if I don’t breathe.

“You’re sick. You’re hurt…” Luster whispered sadly as she ran her hand along the point where my slime clung to my cybernetic arm at the shoulder. “You’re a slime. You shouldn’t need this.”

“I-I, I’m degraded. I’m a slime so far removed from my goo ancestry that I can’t regenerate biomass.” I told her as she sadly gazed into my cybernetic eye. “Uh-um...are you going to keep me pinned to this wall or…?” Because I have absolutely no idea what to do now.

“This is fine right now. I’m seeing so much wrong with you, so much pain.” Luster cupped my cheek and I shuddered. I’m beyond aroused, I’m almost to the point of boiling! What is she doing to me~?! “Twilight always told me that I’m incredibly sensitive to the pain of others, but life back then was so much safer, cleaner than what I’ve already seen here. I’ve never felt such pain.” She stated sadly with her fingers ghosting along where metallic slime met real metal.

“Just be glad you’re not a changeling. They’ve been turned into the bottom rung of society, considered nothing more than fucktoys at best. Imagine how they feel.” I grumbled before yelping when Luster, with shocking strength, scooped me in her magic and yanked my borg bits off. “W-what are ya doing?!” I demanded in fear, only to suddenly get pooled into her cleavage.

Oh. So this is the inside of a magic inventory? I’ve never had the pleasure. No lady I’ve met has had breasts large enough to let a slime in, since whatever magic works for this place usually prevents non-solids from entering unless the owner both wills it and has enough surface area. Why did she put me in here though?

“Can you hear me?” Holy Cocoa on a cracker! “Sorry! I didn’t consider that telepathy might be a lost art here. Anyway, I need you to find my alchemy supplies. They’re locked in a chest that I can’t pull out without access to the right environment to expand my breasts.” Oh, so she needs me to help sort stuff out in here. That makes sense, I guess.

I moved in the wonderfully weightless environment around the incredibly orderly dimensional pocket. Hot damn, if I wasn’t here to get something, I’d love to just float around in here, in the silence. I’ll ask if she’d be willing to let me in here to just relax, to get away from everything.

It was rather easy to find the chest, well, she calls it a chest, this thing is a fucking shipping container! Did she seriously have the ability to expand her boobs so fucking huge back then that she could just get this out when she needed to? Hot damn do I have a major rager at the thought of such a fetish-tickling thing.

“So, uh, what do you need?!” I called through the void, hoping she could hear me.

“Oh, right, I shouldn’t just expect you to know. Just open the container for me, I’ll be able to get anything I need out on my own then.” Luster replied and I felt relieved that I wouldn’t have to try to figure ancient alchemy stuff out. I pressed on the button next to the huge Relic and watched it fold open. Relics are so damn cool.

“There. Hey, uh...can I come in here sometimes to just get away from everything? Whenever I get the chance, I like to drift in the void of space for some peace.” I hoped that she would say yes. The peace of drifting in nothing was something precious to me. It helped me let go of my anxieties and ignore my problems so I could face them again fresh later.

“Sure! It’s been awhile since I’ve had an Inventory Pet anyway.” What? “Oh, right, your society likely doesn’t...uh, forget I said that. I’m not expecting you to be my on-call Bosom Buddy for fun and pleasure.” O-oh...uh...okay. That was a thing back then? Whoa.

We’ve fallen so far~!

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I got to enjoy just drifting in Luster’s Inventory for a while. It’s hard to track time when it’s meaningless. My peace and quiet was only interrupted by Luster’s pink hands appearing near what she was reaching for and taking what she needed, so it was incredibly nice to just relax.

“Okay, sorry for taking so long, but I’ve got something for you. Take my hand and come on out.” Luster telepathically said to me and I bemoaned my tranquility ending, but I grasped her hand and she pulled me out of her cleavage. Er, rather, pulled me through it and I had to climb out. I may be a midget without my borg bits, but I’m still too big for her to just pluck me out.

“Thanks for that, lass. It’s so nice to just float and empty my thoughts.” I said to my new friend, because she’s already done more for me than most in my long life.

“It’s no problem.” Luster picked me up by my armpits and set me down on my paws on the table she’d been working at. I think this is one of the spare rooms. “Now, where is your proto-fairy friend?” What? “Proto-fairy, the little flying slime woman who tends to follow you around.”

“Hm? Ah, Flint? You around, girl?” I called and got no response. “She must be with Ed and Ein. She loves those two. Why do you need her?” I asked the ancient unicorn curiously and she licked her dry lips.

“Well, Flint is a proto-fairy, a fairy of Wiatr that’s degraded enough to being a mere mini-slime. However, I can restore her to her former self. Also, I need her help for what I’m working on to be finished faster.” Luster gestured to the side and I blinked at what she’d done to my cyberware.

“Uh...why did ya turn them from proper cybernetics to prosthetics?” I asked, since the armor-like hollow arm and leg were similar to what I considered getting before realizing I wouldn’t be regenerating my biomass to fill the limbs. Also, they looked slightly less clunky and more streamlined. How long have I been vegging out in her Inventory?

“Because you shouldn’t need those crude plugs to connect to these. Unlike those, these won’t pop off so easily-ah, there you are!” Luster chirped when Flint entered the room from an air vent. I guess she heard my call through the vents. “Here, drink this.” Luster held up a thimble and Flint eagerly dove at it like the ravenous little goo she was.

“Uh, what is that?” I worriedly asked the ancient pony and she patted Flint on the head.

“Distilled essence of Wiatr. Or literally her semen.” Luster’s answer made me gawk in shock that she had the ejaculate of the Goddess of Sex in her alchemy storage. My worries compounded when Flint froze in place and suddenly began boiling! Then, she rippled and moaned in such a sexual way that I felt distinctly aroused before she turned from her indistinct feminine form into a smoothly defined and perfectly detailed mare of red slime like a regular slime in miniature.

“Thanks! I don’t know how long I’ve been just goo, but now I’m back and ready to party!” Flint declared coherently, which made me even more shocked. “Johnny~!” Flint cheered and she tackled my cheek to hug and nuzzle me. “I was in a haze, but I remember you! You’ve taken care of me for so long! *Mwah*!” Flint smooched my cheek and I chuckled bashfully.

“Aw, it’s been a few hundred years since ya hovered into my life. My little dumpling.” I used a hand to press her to my cheek and the red mare slime squeaked happily. “So, I named you Flint after my first pirate captain, but what’s your real name?” To think, my treasure was even greater.

“Rivala! You can still call me Flint if you want, but Flint is such a male name. I’m a mare and proud of it!” Rivala declared with smokey eyes. “So, John, would you mind if I finally got to enjoy your company when I’m not some brainless little bimbo?” …I avoided that because of that.

“Before you do that, Rivala. I have wishes for you to grant.” Luster interrupted and Rivala looked worried. “Don’t worry, I have a whole vat of Wiatr’s semen to keep you functional with. Now; I wish John’s DNA was repaired and improved to rival his greatest ancestor.”

“W-wait, what now? Wish?” I asked in shock and Rivala suddenly smooched my nose-holy Cocoa~! I feel great! The dull, empty sensation of lacking is gone! I’ve never felt this whole! Not even before the incident that vaporized a quarter of my body mass! “W-what did ya just do~?” I crooned, feeling heady, almost filled to the brim with sexual energy.

“I fulfilled her wish! I have three more I can grant before I go brainless again.” Rivala declared and I looked at Luster, who looked cheekily proud before she held up a former beer bottle filled with glowing turquoise fluid. I-is that what I think it is?!

“Now, I have here some of Urta’s distilled Argent Milk mixed with a potion cocktail I’ve made. Drink up.” Luster handed it to me and I swallowed nervously despite not needing to. I gazed into the bright lactate of the Goddess of Fertility before I braced myself. I trust Luster already, huh?

“Well, bottoms up.” I knocked it back and chugged the bottle of holy fluids. After I finished, I groaned and melted into a puddle of bubbling silvery goo. “Oh~ that was good~.” My slime is practically singing with tingling pleasure~. I feel like I just popped a seltzer tab in my goo~.

“The best part is about to come. Or rather, your best part is about to cum.” Luster joked and I gasped as a surging arousal shot through me like lightning and I reformed my body at full size, my usual bits still missing, but my silver knotted canine cock emerged and throbbed moments before I howled and gushed my silvery goo-cum all over Luster, who laughed and even fucking stuck out her tongue~! Guh~! “Mm! You taste tangy, like citrus! Now then, let’s see if I was right.”

“Ugh~...” I groaned and panted as Luster put her hand to my limbless shoulder, only for me to feel her grab at me there and pull. I gasped and watched as a limb flowed out of my blank shoulder, fingers forming to clutch her hand as she pulled my new arm I felt forming from my body as new biomass seemed to come from nowhere! “W-what?”

“Yay~! It’s so good to see you getting better, Johnny!” Rivala cheered as she stood on my shoulder to watch my arm finish forming with luster rubbing my new knuckles with her thumb.

“Oh no, he’s not done.” Luster smirked and I suddenly felt my dick twitch moments before my eye rolled back and I came all over her again. “Mm, wow that’s good. I think I’ve figured out why you felt familiar now.” Luster said as she scraped up and ate some of my slime semen. By all the gods, I’ve never been subjected to such sexy things~! She even licked my tip!

“What is going on~?!” I groaned after I came down from my latest orgasm and looked down at my stump thigh starting to lengthen and form my long-missed leg, my paw beans wiggling.

“What’s going on is you’re regenerating. You’re also awakening to the peak point of your genetic history and potential.” Luster declared as she turned on her Omni-tool and a picture of a chocolate brown labrador slime diamond dog cerberus appeared. “You’re descended distantly from Cocoa: Goddess of Secrets. That’s why you could open my cryopod at all.”

“W-what? Wait, the pinnacle of-yip!” I yelped when my pecs surged forward into breasts! “N-no! I’m man! I’m not some sexy bitch!” I yelped as my voice began to soften, become feminine.

“You are what you choose to be: you’re slime. You can keep being a man even if your base form is female. You’re not locked in like you were before.” Luster assured me and I whimpered as my body swelled everywhere, getting bigger. “I may have given you a bit much biomass though…”

“Unf, ah! Ahn~!” I wailed like a wanton womanly slut and felt a new sensation of something between my thighs gushing fluids. F-fuck~! I panted and pulled my massive tits apart to look down in shock at Luster, who was looking up at me nervously. “H-how much biomass?!”

“Uh...I may have miscalculated the quadratic multiplicative effects of Urta’s fluids? Oops?” Luster sheepishly said from between my thighs as I rapidly grew towards the ceiling and my thicc ass pushed me forward, almost burying the unicorn in my thicc thighs and under my throbbing cock. “Uh, quick! Pour through my cleavage! You can finish filling out in there!”

“Unf, ya damn sexy bitch! I’ll get my revenge for this!” I huffed before I focused on flowing into her cleavage and pouring through the portal to her storage. Damn that sexy mare for turning me into a sexy bitch! I was just fine being man! Now I’m a herm at base like my ancestor Cocoa! At least I can be a man by choice after I’m done getting used to my body’s new features.

I mean, I have all my limbs! I can regenerate! I’ve got the whole slew of slime powers~! But...I have no clue how to handle this! I’ve gotta roll back, get back to what I’m used to. That’s gonna take a bit. Oof, how fucking huge did Luster accidentally make me? “Sorry for miscalculating, John. Please feel free to store your excess biomass in my Inventory until you figure it out.”

“Thanks-awoo~!” I howled cutely, which I never thought could happen, then came again, spewing silver slime semen into the void of Inventory. “Guh~! H-how long is this gonna last~?!”

“Well, since I miscalculated the efficacy of Urta’s Argent milk, then it could be anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours.” Luster sheepishly replied and I groaned in resignation.