Pirate Bebop

Ch.42

After I was talked down from my overwhelming fury by my lovers explaining that if it happened, it would mostly be an overseer role to ensure our universe didn’t backslide the moment things were going in the right direction, I almost collapsed due to the come-down from the surge of power that had flooded me and I had to practically be carried to a bed by them.

“Maybe we should explain why we want to punish our son.” Brennie suggested and Visi nodded in agreement.

“If it involves trying a similar system as before, no. I would, I can’t...I’m burning up, please just…ugh~. I can feel Shekka and Anno humping my ovaries and that isn’t helping~.” I grunted with my face on a pillow as I got off to what Anno and Shekka were doing to me, definitely knocking me up more. I’d bet Hildra and Pandora were doing the same to Brennie, but she only gave off low-key grunts and a shimmy of the hips or a rub of her abs now and then.

“Okay, we won’t do that. You’re probably right.” Visi sighed and I was at least thankful. Whatever their son did to them, he still needs to be taught a lesson.

“That overseer role is a good I-aiya~! Ah~...that was a good idea. A check against someone trying to grab too much power, so long as he doesn’t interfere beyond keeping the system in balance.” I moaned and wiggled my hips back and forth. The pleasure within me was like when I had unbirthed Eris, Brennie, Vinnie, Luster and Rivala and they all decided to knock me up~. At least Anno wasn’t swishing her slime body throughout my womb.

“Eep~!” Brennie squealed and leaned against Visilia while rubbing at her abs. “Fuck, I think Hildra’s rubbing her balls against my womb. Pandora, you naughty noodle~! Those were inside of Hildra earlier!” She hissed in pleasure before Visi laid her down in bed with me.

“We’ll talk more about this later, I’ll leave you girls to it.” Visi said before leaving the room with a sway to her hips. “Incubate those eggs quickly~! I want more inside of me soon.”

“You have the best fucking wife in the universe.” I groaned to Brennie as I rolled onto my side so we could lay with our breasts smishing against each other and leaking milk while we faintly humped our abs together from the fucking going on within each of us.

“In two universes. Soon enough, so shall you.” Brennie kissed me and then I let exhaustion take me even while I was being fucked more and more pregnant...

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“Alright, this section of the hull is patched, get the welders in to finish sealing it up.” Lucatiel reported over the comms as she moved to the next section of hull on her docket. Damn did she love this. It was partly why she even got certified as a civilian MS pilot, let alone went into work as an EVA maintenance engineer.

If she didn’t get called in for lunch or break, she’d lose track of time and end up super tired and hungry after a while. She grabbed a sheet of metal left near the gaping hole of the next task and started spot-welding it on. Interior work would be needed later, but for now the goal was to plug all the holes as fast as possible, detail work would come later.

“Hot damn, slow down you hot hen. We can barely keep up.” One of the overseeing goo-gabs playfully protested and Luca felt extremely happy to be praised for her work. On all of her previous jobs, she never got accolades even when she finished repairs faster than the other engineers. It was usually thankless work, so that made her good day even better.

“Considering you’re all stuck with primitive EVA gear and no mobile suits of your own, I can understand, but you don’t need to keep up, just get to it when you can.” Lucatiel assured before she finished tacking this sheet in place and moved to the next one. “Just remind me when it’s break time so I don’t overwork myself.”

“Wait, you didn’t take a break yet?! Park your ass inside the Infinity and take an hour! Yeesh!” Luca felt embarrassed, especially when her stomach roared at her for sustenance, so she flew her Worker Rodi towards the Infinity’s hanger.

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“Damn it, Visi.” Edward groaned as he rubbed his snout. “We just found out that Jane might be the equivalent of Luke Skywalker and you got her all hyper-pregnant again? I know you suit your new Aspect, but this is a bit much, Visi. You need to do this in moderation. You’re reminding me of how Brennie and Kevin described Wiatr before she passed Fertility to Urta. Hot or not, we need to stop stuffing poor Jane full of pups and eggs.”

“Sorry, sorry. Also, wouldn’t she be Rey?” Visilia cheekily brought up and Edward looked like he wanted to throw up.

“No! Rey got handed everything without effort! Sure, a lot of that seems to be happening to Jane, but that’s after hundreds of years of living with the experience that comes with it, along with her being Displaced, which is its own McGuffin. Not to mention we’re here helping her. No, she’s not the second-coming of Space Jesus, she’s Space Noah at best.” Edward stressed to his wife, whose naughty grin intensified.

“But wouldn’t that mean she should have two of every species aboard her ark~?” Visi fluttered her eyes and Edward facepalmed, causing the red alicorn to laugh.

“Cheeky bitch.” He mumbled while trying not to smile at his wife’s lewd jokes. “Anyway, go through with your dirty plan to steal the eggs Brennie and Jane will be incubating. At least Jane won’t have all those hormones pumping through her and distracting her.”

“Even if it makes her so sexy? I watched the recordings of her in action on the Infinity. I’d want my vessel raided by her anytime.” Visi purred with a wink as she sat on her simple bed. The Bebop may have the interior space of a cruiser now, but it was mostly because of spatial shenanigans combined with Luster copy/pasting a lot of the ship using junk as material.

“...I’ll admit, I wouldn’t mind that happening.” Edward chuckled and almost patted his groin.

“Considering she has no formal training: she breached a military vessel’s defenses, performed a ramsled action, activated exterior emergency hull procedures to unlock the blast doors leading in, then she completely dwarfed everyone with her cult of personality and took over the ship without even unholstering her blaster. Fucking, hot.” Visilia panted and fanned her chest.

“Reminds me of Blackbeard, really. He sometimes took ships without needing to fire a shot through sheer intimidation. Now, stop trying to tempt me. She should be clear-headed, not swimming in a cocktail of feel-good hormones. Especially since she’s already demonstrated that she’s Force Sensitive, likely due to her being the Goddess of Souls and Freedom.” Edward stated as he willed himself not to think about Jane as a sensually dominant space pirate queen.

“Wait, didn’t she say the Infinity was projecting a high concentration of the Force itself?” Visi asked while she plopped back on the bed, enjoying how the wall moved away and the bed stretched to catch her. Damn~. Did Luster take after Twilight or what?

“No, she simply sensed its importance in the Force. I know you didn’t care as much about the series as we did, but since it’s important now, let me geek out a bit. Ahem. The Force, it is alive. It guides us, binds us together. That is to say, it’s literally an omnipresent faceless essence that urges those that can influence it to do so. Jane is likely such a beacon to the Force, that such an important event was impossible for her to ignore.” Edward said before Vinnie stormed in.

“You got Brennie and Jane knocked up without me?! Visi~!” Vinnie mewled with her long ears wilted back and intensified her cute face. “At least share half of the eggs with me?”

“Sorry, sweetie. It was to help induct Anno, Shekka and Hildra to our lusty ways. Also, after this, I’m going to have to restrain myself and be satisfied with the eggs they’ll be putting in me instead of giving in and having you all turn me into a baby-moon. Rex still needs some time before a proper program is in place. I wish we could fetch our wives, they were good at expansion projects.” Visi sighed longingly and rubbed her abs.

“Fine. Also, way to shit-talk Brennie’s efforts to expand.” Vinnie huffed indignantly.

“Brennie’s good, but she isn’t Wiatr and Urta good. Remember, Brennie may love it, but to her it’s mostly a pastime.” Edward commented and Vinnie had a ‘gears turning’ moment.

“Oh, I thought you meant logistics and infrastructure.” At Vinnie’s words, Visi smirked.

“I did? Remember? Wiatr was the Goddess of Commerce for a reason. The expanding part I consider Brennie almost equal to them at this point~.” Visi winked and stuck out her tongue.

“I thought Wiatr was only good at expanding a population. She’s certainly good at inflating it while avoiding inflation of the economy.” Edward commented cheekily.

“Okay, now you’re taking the piss out of it, Ed.” Visi frowned at him pushing the puns too hard.

“It’s a suitable punishment for you!” Vinnie declared and high-fived her husband.

“Fuck’s sake.” She keeps forgetting how fucking petty they all were. Oof, she just realized the hypocrisy of that line of thinking in regards to Rex standing up for his aunts and being punished for it. Well, since they can’t dump the Three Galaxies on his lap, they still need to-oo~. Right. He’s still, somehow, against all efforts, single and hasn’t had a single child!

The stallion was practically chaste! If she didn’t find that porn hidden in his room one day when helping the maids clean things out, she’d have thought him asexual! “Uh, we’d better go. Visi’s having ‘conniving mama’ vibes going on again.” Vinnie and Edward fled as Queen Visilia Themis, Goddess of Fertility, cackled maniacally as she wiggled in bed.

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“So, by even this dystopian future’s standards, our weapons are pathetic?” Atano asked Collateral in dismay. It was bad enough that the Infinity had enough damage that back in her time, she’d have been mothballed and then used as a hangar queen. Now she’s finding out that the always-reliable turbolaser batteries were inefficient and lacking in penetration power.

“That doesn’t mean they can’t be retrofitted. It’ll take some time, but we can make it work. Even if we didn’t have these tech savant shortstacks and femboys running around.” The giant armored man replied as his Gunners worked on the Infinity’s arsenal of weapons and armored vehicles. Alongside them, 4-foot tall technology terrors scampered everywhere, rapidly repairing damage and assisting with upgrades, though the latter was mostly done by gabliani.

“To think, these creatures used to be Goblins and Kobolds. They look only passingly similar.” Atano commented as she continued to absorb the culture shock of her new reality.

“It’s even more jarring with how the men have some feminine features to them. Honestly, I almost mistook them for girls.” Collateral felt embarrassed after finding out that some of them were men. No man he’d seen before had booties like these shorties do.

“Really? I had thought they were simply less buxom women. Thanks to the gods, I’m used to men being beefy hunks of muscle.” Atano commented.

“I know, that’s why this is so new.” Collateral said with a shrug.

“They haven’t been giving you any trouble?” Atano asked since she had noticed some of the gabs and rasks eying the Argentines’ gear, but thankfully they haven’t done more than look.

“They know not to.” The news about the Argentine’s existence had spread like wildfire the moment this venture started, Collateral was worried the pirates of Tarkus would start mouthing it off across the Three Galaxies, yet they didn’t. Likely out of fear of him and his people. “Besides, we’re the biggest stick possible between the locals and outside forces.”

“Ah, so being accommodating to you is a good way to save their hides.” Atano nodded.

“Damn straight. Also because working for us means they get to work with tech. I’ll bet plenty of these folk are horny as hell just from being here.” Collateral’s comment was answered with a chorus of agreements. “Thank you for keeping it in your pants everyone!” He hoped Luster’s fix for the Raskvel worked out, because the Gabliani needed some work done too.

“Kya~! N-no~!” They turned to see Lucatiel being carried off by a bunch of the small-folk like she was crowd surfing. “D-don’t touch my butt like-eep!” As the tiger hawk griffin was hauled out of sight, Collateral sighed out of his nose while pinching the bridge of his snout.

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“Ah!” Eris screamed in horror and Jet rushed to her side in the galley where they had been preparing tonight’s dinner.

“Eris, what’s wrong?!” He asked as while trying to calm her down by rubbing her shoulders.

“I-I was looking through the timelines and found one where the A-Argentines never left and stayed. It...it didn’t end well.” Eris sniffled as tears filled the edges of her eyelids. “Everything up to the tragedy was great, but it isn’t worth it if they stay here, they need to continue living in Devorak. Visiting is fine, fuck, if all of us local deities move to Devorak, it’s fine. It’s just disheartening to know that, even after everything, our universe can’t be a home for them.”

“What? Why?” Jet was still trying to wrap his head around Eris’s timey-wimey quirk.

“There’s no point in me telling, since it won’t happen. I’ll just have to get used to how things were before the massacre that divided us from the Argentines, unless we all just move away from our home universe. At least things won’t be as distant.” Eris sighed in resignation.

“Don’t we need you, though?” Jet asked in confusion and Eris shook her head.

“Don’t worry about it. Relax, big dog. I’ll get over it soon.” Eris rubbed Jet’s chest and then bit her lip. “I’ll get over it sooner if we-.”

“Sup Eris, Jet. What’s for dinner today?” Ed perkily asked upon entering with her adopted sis Aurora and Ein with the corgi being held in the bat-girl’s arms/wings.

“Hey~ girls! Tonight it’s poultry, squash and rice in broth.” Eris’s tail twitched behind the counter and Jet patted her bottom, also hidden by the counter, with a reassuring grope.

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I woke up feeling fucking fantastic. I sat up and yawned wide enough to swallow a raskvel whole and then noticed the two rasks and one jackal slime snuggled between Brennie and I, snoring softly and smelling oddly like mint. I patted Shekka’s hip and slithered off of the bed, doing a stretch and taking stock of my body.

Yep, my womb is chock-full of forming eggs, however that works. I’m no xenobiologist. I moved to go to the bathroom where I could spread my mass out into a pool to relax, but my tail was in a firm grasp and I looked back to see Brennie had me by the tail. She made a shushing gesture with her free hand before following me into the bathroom.

“Well, besides smelling like Hildra’s incredibly minty ballsack before it became internal again, that was great.” Brennie declared as she followed me towards the tub, hand still holding me.

“What? You don’t like mint?” I asked incredulously before I stepped into the tub and began pouring my mass forth, forming a pool within moments. “Ah~, so soothing to just let it all out.”

“I do like it, I just wish my wives found a way to turn it into perfume. So many musky smells converted into perfume or such, driving your partners and lovers wild with desire~.” The sexy dracowolf sighed fondly at the thought.

“The more I hear you talk, the more I think you’re Devorak’s Goddess of Sex. There is already a deity of Sex over there, right?” I asked as I submerged in myself to my hips and Brennie stepped into me, splashing my hot, steamy, cleansing silver goo over herself.

“No, actually. There isn’t.” Brennie blinked at the realization while scrubbing me into her fur and scales. “Do you think I should become the Goddess of Sex?” She asked with uncertainty.

“I don’t know, that’s not for me to say. I’m just surprised you, Vinnie or Visi, aren't already in possession of that, especially since you’re married to Wiatr.” I pointed out and began scrubbing her submerged body by moving my slime all over her, which made her squeak and I stopped. “What? I was washing you.”

“Y-yeah, everywhere.” Brennie huffed with a lewd grin and I smiled sheepishly. “But, yeah, I see your point. Maybe the Aspect of Sex should be a shared one between us three.”

“Like how you spread Life between you all? How would that work?” I asked while more carefully cleaning her body and avoiding the two succulent pleasure spots this time. “Wouldn’t that make you all even more insatiable? How would everyone around you survive such a sexy holocaust?”

“I don’t know who else to entrust such an Aspect to. There are a few, but they wouldn’t take it. As to how sharing it works? It’s like...say there’s a log, if you carry it alone, it’s heavy, but if someone else helps you, it’s easier. That’s oversimplifying, but it’s the same principle. It’s why after Urta split her Aspects with Penny, she became slightly less overwhelming.” Brennie said while I moved behind her and began running my fingers through her silvery-white, spiky hair.

“Well then, with how lewd you three are, I’m sure there’d barely be a difference.” Wow, her hair was cool. It’s naturally spiky like an Arcanine’s mane. Same with her fluffy/spiky tail.

“Oh, there would be. The Sex Aspect means liking all kinks.” Brennie shuddered and I gagged. “Yeah, Wiatr confided in us early on that things she found disgusting didn’t affect her after a while. Sorry, but scat is just no. Thankfully things that turned her off before never turned her on, but she was open to things she would’ve refused before and I don’t know if I am okay with that.” Brennie confided as I solidified some slime into a metal band, giving her a ponytail.

“I may be slime and nasty stuff like that is safe for me, but just, no.” I spat some slime into my slime and gave the same comb/wash treatment to Brennie’s tail before putting a couple of metal cuffs on it like Krystal Fox’s tail. Actually, let’s be girly! I started putting silvery metal bands on her wrists, ankles and even a collar for her neck. “You are so pretty, Brennie.”

“Oh~ thank you.” Brennie shuddered in pleasure as she gazed upon the jewelry I placed upon her. “They’re beautiful.”

“They’re just plain metal bands, they’re not even real silver…” I meekly replied, but she turned around and pulled me down into a gentle yet deep kiss. “*smooch* Mm, maybe I should give my slime as a present more often.” I kissed her again, she pulled me down, groping my ass-.

“Hey! Pool party!” I squeaked and hid behind Brennie before a stream of people poured into me.

“This is-Eris! Did you just cuntblock me?!” Brennie snarled, before realizing she was suddenly wearing a bikini and I blinked at seeing I was too and another pool party was in full swing. This time someone brought a barbeque to cook in the bathroom. “Ugh...now I’m horny and can’t do anything about it…”

“Maybe you should go for that Aspect.” I snorted and hugged my mate around the waist.