Pirate Bebop

Ch.43

“So everything is going good?” I asked at the dinner table, which now magically expanded along with the galley to fit everyone instead of people being forced to use counter space too. The pool party didn’t even last an hour and the grill only made enough for an appetizer, so after everyone was nice and clean from bathing in me, we all went to dinner. Hot damn does Brennie look super-sexy with accessories. The fact we’re all still in swimwear helps.

“More or less.” Jet answered as he nodded towards Eris. “She went time-hopping and saw some alternate timeline where the Argentines stayed and it spooked her.”

“How bad?” Brennie questioned with a knowing look, which made Eris flinch as my mate sighed with a shake of her head. “Figures. We can’t live here after all.”

“What?” I looked at the Time Goddess noodle. “What does she mean by that?”

“It’s because this universe is running out of available deity capacity.” We all looked at her incredulously. “No, I am not kidding. So, this universe is deeply rooted in mystical, magical tales of the creation of life and all that. All of those gods who joined the fam in fleeing to Paradise are still part of this universe and now we have duplicates of governing Aspects, do you follow?”

“So the universe can’t handle all of our godly goodness. If I could get rid of my divinity, I would. It’s not like I had a choice…” Vinnie grumbled and then looked over at me. “What about Devorak? Do you know if it can handle us?” Wait, you’re including me?! I’m very pleased.

“Oh, Hell yeah, especially with you doing away with most of Hell. The universe Devorak is in has more than enough room for us all, but we’d eventually reach the limit. This universe, however, has kinda had it ‘up to here’ with us gods. I think it’s probably trying some sort of secular state where divinity doesn’t have so much sway.” Eris answered easily before sipping her broth.

“Wait, hold up, that sounds like the Taint, the Corruption, has been co-opted by reality itself deciding to reject us.” Luster said with her eyes wide with horror. “S-so then...why are we bothering? If the universe itself doesn’t want us, why should we help it?”

“Because none of us can stomach the idea of abandoning those in need.” I replied promptly and Luster looked ashamed of even bringing up the idea. “It’s bad enough the old gods are paying through the nose in guilt and helplessness over failing to prevent the rise of Taint and the Fall of the Empire. As the new pups on the block, it’s our job to pick them up off of their asses, even if we had to get their old lads and lasses to help us help them.”

“Damn straight, now doll up Vinnie. I want to see her sporting silver rings like Brennie is.” Visilia declared and I looked at Vinnie with a hum. She doesn’t have as long a tail as Brennie, so I can only put one ring on her tail. Hey, maybe she would let me pierce her ears like how Shekka has the ends of her’s done up? She also doesn’t have a big mane of hair either…

“Wow, from doom and gloom to accessorizing. Talk about a topic change, Visi.” Brennie snorted with a roll of her eyes while rubbing the silvery smooth solid collar around her neck. Hot fuck does she look good with her hair pulled back in a ponytail instead of bunching around her ears and neck. She looks so pretty and feminine. “Not that I’m complaining.” She said with a wink in my direction.

“Yay~! Accessories!” Vinnie cheered and I giggled at her enthusiasm. “Although, Brennie, I would’ve thought you’d had yours engraved with your tattoos? I know I like mine like that.”

“Oh! I can do that! It’s my slime, just solidified. Hold on.” I moved tendrils from my back to each ring and looked intently at the black markings in Brennie’s fur and scales that ironically made her look more like an Arcanine. I used those images to imprint the engravings on the rings and then retracted my slime. “Ta-da~! I’d offer a nose ring and earrings, but I don’t think that’s yer style.” Too brutish and fragile respectively for such an elegant and efficient warrior.

“Thanks. My facial tattoos bring out the scare factor more.” Brennie said as she rubbed her nose and ears with consideration before shaking her head.

“Scare? I never thought of ya as scary though.” I admitted in bemusement before I retrieved my Jim Flask and started drinking. I need to stockpile plenty of slime if I’m going to donate it to feed so many hungry rasks and gabs. At least the Infinity’s current slime stockpile was able to cover the couple of thousand sudden workers.

“Psychological tactics and cultural themes. I’ll tell you another time.” Ah, right. They were human once, even when they have become something more, they still keep some of that human trait.

“Yes, let’s not talk about such grisly things at dinner.” Jet affirmed while he watched Eris idly use her tail and magic to occupy the attentions of Ed and Aurora by playing with Ein. “That said, I’m feeling less like someone in charge and more like the firm uncle here. I guess with how things are going, I don’t need to keep such a tight ship. From now on, everyone? Do whatever, just please don’t let the Bebop be neglected. Own up to your chosen areas.”

“No problem, Jet. I’ve been at a bit of a loss for what to do with myself, so I’m training with the Argentines aboard the Infinity since quite a few of the ex-soldiers up there are at my level, so I’m not the only one out of my league.” Spike informed us before he looked at Faye. “However, a certain someone is still going to Novahome and gambling all day.”

“Sorry if we make bank, sweet-cheeks.” Swerta said from where her slime formed Faye’s bikini top. “We may be getting a lot of creds from Anno’s hacker partners, but it’s always good to have some cushion.” The sapient black bikini gave Faye’s pink basketball boobers a squeeze.

“Not to mention I like having some spending money.” Faye huffed as she drank her brothy dinner with a finger. It was cute watching her get used to being a slime...wait, what? When did that happen?! I wasn’t the only person to finally notice the pink busty slime hippogriff in the room at last and all of us who knew her personally gawked for a moment. “About damn time.”

“Rivala?” Pillar made an educated guess more than asked if it was her.

“She ‘Monkey Pawed’ me. I made a wish, she took advantage of the wording to turn me into a slime with a Golden Age body.” Faye sighed with a casual poke of her heaving hooters, which jiggled and quaked like jello and made Swerta giggle. “It’s been hard to not just bust these girls out and cause all the other gamblers to have their brains go to their-.”

“Ahem?” Jet pointedly cleared his throat to remind her there were children present and Faye rolled her eyes. “Anyway, actually, on that topic: didn’t Penny and Urta end up discovering a way for slimes to become full shapeshifters? If there was a way to get our hands on that, our slime crewmates could become even more capable of shenanigans.”

“If we could, we would have half of our problems solved right now. I’ll look into it, but otherwise we’ll have to stick to what we have, Jetty.” Eris patted her boyfriend’s back. “Now then, a quick peek into the future says the carrier won’t be ready for a couple of days even with a crew working on it, so we’re still on a waiting period.” I joined most of the others in groaning.

“I’m one fer having fun, but there’s such a thing as too much of it. Hey, wait...where’s Lucatiel?” I asked as I looked for the tiger hawk griffin hen since she had been complaining about being idle for so long. Soon enough, Collateral awkwardly cleared his throat.

“Yeah, about her? She was last seen being carried out of the current in-use hangar bay of the Infinity. Apparently, she overworked and hadn’t taken a break. She’d also impressed a lot of those shorties and, well…” Collateral shrugged and I groaned as I leaned into Vinnie.

“Vinnie, I know it’s a lot to ask, but could ya go save our EVA engineer?” I asked as I created a collar around her neck and fluttered my eyes. “Please~?”

“Oh, alright. I’ll try not to get dragged into the situation she’s currently in. I want the rest of my new jewelry when I get back.” Vinnie smooched my cheek and teleported away with a snap.

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Lucatiel had once had nightmares of this. Of being abducted by pirates and made into a whore. “Ahn~!” This was infinitely better than those nightmares! “Fuck! Fuck~! Mmph!” She was silenced by orange lips as the tiny pretty guy in front of her plowing her pussy made out with her while the other cute purple stud rammed his dick up her back door. She had no idea how they could stand without some form of bottoms! They had dicks almost as long as their legs!

“Such a beautiful bird~! Able to fix so much, so fast! So sexy!” The guy ramming her ass declared before he began cumming and Lucatiel squawked in orgasm as her bowels were basted. She was grateful that she accepted Luster’s offer of a Navel Pearl ‘just in case’, otherwise she’d possibly be dead from all the sexy femboys that had run a train on her.

She also had no idea where all this sexual stamina was coming from! She decided to blame the constant lewd shenanigans of her crewmates or maybe Luster spiked her with something. “Whoa, you’re doing good, girl.” Lucatiel looked over at the feminine voice to see Vinnie in a bikini stepping over the dozing dudes that tuckered themselves out fucking her.

“H-hey~! About time someone c-came to-oh~!” Lucatiel came as the cock in her cunt creamed her core and left her metaphorically floating a bit before the throbbing thick tumescence’s owner slumped into her modest chest and muttered gratitude before promptly snoring. “Uhn...fuck that was good. Anyway, thanks for showing up, but you’re kinda late.”

“We only just realized you weren’t at dinner.” Vinnie said with a shrug as she gently moved the sleeping little man off her and prepared to help remove his third leg from her quim.

“Considering I was accidentally shanghaied, I can see that. I’m not too offended with how reclusive I’ve been. Now I just have to hope the contraceptives I’ve been taking apply to gab and rask sperm.” Lucatiel gently pulled the orange rask’s dick out of her cunt, which copiously drooled her own lube and his discharge. “Oof, damn. I needed that, to be honest.”

“That’s good to hear.” Vinnie giggled before helping the griffin up to her paws, allowing the other sleepy rask’s penis to pull free of her thankfully clean anus. “I see Luster’s been hitting you with mods if your backdoor is that clean.”

“Ugh, I figured something like that was up. It saved my life just now in a pleasurable way, so I’m not gonna complain. I wish Rivala will turn me into a sexy buxom babe like you and the others at this rate so I can handle it.” Luca huffed before she stepped through the crowd of around twenty guys to fish her thankfully intact orange jumpsuit and EVA gear from the pile of clothes.

“Three, two, one…” Vinnie counted down before Luca was turned into the sexy buxom babe she unintentionally wished for. She was even visibly cybertronian. “Oo~. You wished, specifically, to be like me and the others. Nice~!”

“W-what?! My voice! I sound so cool! All flanged and stuff.” Lucatiel examined her soft yellow metal forearm and talons as well as looking herself over. “Whoa...wait, where is she? She isn’t around.” Vinnie smirked and Rivala, the sly slime pony fairy, poked her red and blue head out of Vinnie’s cleavage with a shit-eating grin. “Oh, you~! How’d you guess I’d make a wish?”

“Eris.” Rivala and Vinnie chorused. “Now we don’t have to worry much about you. Especially if you take an Alt, but you’re a mobile suit pilot…” Rivala mused and then looked around after realizing Vinnie and the hen were surrounded by suddenly invigorated little men with big dicks all rock hard and pointing in the air as they drooled at the two babes. “Uh, Vinnie?”

“Hm, I don’t know. They’re kinda convincing me.” Vinnie mused as the wave of horny little guys with huge cocks slowly closed in on them. “I mean, I haven’t had any short guys or femboys, but look at those dicks.” The not-a-Jolteon licked her lips in anticipation.

“They are pretty damn great.” Lucatiel awkwardly and sheepishly admitted. “Uh, fellas, you just fucked yourselves to sleep on me, I don’t think it’s good for your health to go more.” This caused them all to snap out of their Lust and growl at their dicks as they slapped the offending organs and began awkwardly staggering to clothes, apologizing to her on the way while chatting each other up as if they didn’t just do something incredibly naughty to a single griffin hen.

“You made a good point. Although, now you need to worry about the two rask ladies who will want to scan you like they did to my hubbies, wife and I.” Vinnie warned the sexy cyber-griffin as they made their way towards the hangar bay where Luca’s Rodi waited.

“I’m not into women, though.” Lucatiel mewled, not looking forward to the encounter.

“They have massive dicks now.” Vinnie added with a grin.

“...I’ll make an exception for herms.” Luca awkwardly admitted with her cheek feathers fluffed.

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“This is kinda crowded…” I muttered into Luster’s cleavage where she’d snuggled my snout among the massive group of people sharing one impossibly gigantic bed. Somehow, our room had become the Marine’s and Visi’s room without me noticing. At least in the understanding that we were all consenting adults entering a polyamorous relationship with one another.

There were enough rooms for everyone to have their own quarters and they did now, but this glorious pile of sexy bodies cuddling each other for bed was the result of everyone feeling various degrees of loneliness and wanting a partner to snuggle.

“You should see the aftermath of a block party with slimes acting as beds for everyone else once they partied themselves unconscious.” Luster mumbled back and nuzzled my brow.

“The Empire sounds like it was an epic place to live.” I muttered, enjoying the feeling of...I think Collateral’s hand on my hip since Luster and I were on top of his gloriously gigantic frame, using his pecs like firm yet supple pillows. “Well, besides the whole dictatorship thing.”

“Hey, it was an oligarchy…” Luster protested before I heard her start snoozing.

“You sound like me.” I heard Brennie whisper to me and the hand on my hip moved to tug on my tail. Heh, should’ve realized the hand was too small and feminine. “Makes me wanna fuck you.”

“Shh, bedtime.” I replied before someone climbed on top of me and it was Vinnie deciding to use me like a body pillow. “Ugh, c’mon...whatever…” This may be ridiculous, but I got to sleep quick, considering I wasn’t passing out from sexual overstimulation.

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I opened my eyes to realize I was in Paradise, next to Urta’s comatose body...as Visilia? What? “Hey, what the…?” Visi spoke with my mouth without me doing the talking! How did we do this? I mean, we’re both asleep in the same bed and the last time we did something similar...so we continued where we left off? “Jane? I know you’re there, undo this. I was hoping for a normal lucid dream of me getting knocked up by all of my husbands and wives at once.”

Oo~ sexy dream! Well, sorry Visi, I have no idea how to undo this. I can’t move or speak. She doesn’t seem able to hear me...I guess I’m a passenger right now in my own ship. I think I’ll kick back, relax and watch what sexy slime alicorn demoness Visilia gets up to with my abilities at her fingertips. I wonder where Urta and Penny are. They must be haunting Jimbo again.

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“Jane?” Visi blinked as she got up and moved about. “Honey, are you there?” Still no response and she became concerned. “Why is this happening?” She questioned before she approached Urta’s comatose body. “Oh sweetie…” It hurt so much to see her like this. Visi reached out and touched Urta’s cheek, surprised that she could touch her. Then again, Jane could touch Jim Hawkins in this state...Visi got a naughty grin as she groped her sleeping wife’s huge tits.

“Wow. Even in a coma you respond just like I remember~.” Visilia purred at the tall tent that her herm wife pitched in her sheets and she pulled it back to lick her lips at the sight of the throbbing 2-foot long 2-liter bottle thick horsedick with heaving basketball nuts churning with fresh baby batter. All for her~. “It’s been so long. I hope you’re feeling this, wherever your spirit is haunting.”

Visilia floated above her unconscious wife and bit her lip as she slowly willed herself to lower down the pillar of a penis, moaning as it penetrated her metallic red slime pussy. Her slow descent ceased when Powerful gray hands grabbed her hips and she squeaked with a surprised look down at her horny as all fuck wife practically slobbering up at her. “Mine!”

“W-wai-ahn~!” Visi’s protest was silenced by the violent yank spearing her body down her wife’s length and getting the long dong to emerge from her mouth since she had no clue how to manipulate her slime body to engulf the penis like flesh did, not with the surprise thrust! “Gargh!”

“Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it my cocksleeve wife~. Thanks for pulling me back to my body by screwing me while you’re melded with Jane. We should’ve figured this out sooner.” Urta helped Visi morph her body with strong hands and she pulled her penetrated partner down for a gentle kiss. “Thanks, Visi. As always, you’re the best wife, just don’t tell Cady I said it.”

“I missed you~.” Visi moaned as she enjoyed the feeling of Urta’s hyper dick gently gyrating inside of her slime body. “Fuck~. It’s like my whole body is one giant vagina.”

“Now you know what you’ve been missing for so long after you avoided getting slimed like the rest of them did from that unbirth into eggs transformation roleplay we did. Rexy is the king now, right? Why not join us naughty goo bitches in the slime pit~? Ninia did even if that was part of her punishment and you know how incredibly sexy she turned out.” Urta cooed while massaging Visi’s slime shoulders even while gently sawing her giant dick in and out of her wife.

“Even if he is, Rex is only the king of Tartarus.” Visi corrected her wife with a snort through panting breaths. Rex doesn’t have that much influence across their galaxy unlike his parents.

“So? You can’t be queen if you’re a slime? You’ve already had...y’know, I can’t tell or remember. Wow, this is refreshing. Not knowing how many offspring someone has.” Urta rambled while kneading Visi’s membrane and the slime alicorn demoness groaned as she moved more. “Whatever, let me torment you like how you’ve learned to torment us gooey gals.” Urta’s fingers pierced Visi’s membrane and began stirring around her stomach.

“Uhn~! After all of this, I just might decide to become slime~.” Visilia panted and groaned as a light orgasm shuddered through her red metallic body. “Fuck! I don’t think I’ve ever come from something like th-this~!” Visi quickly chained into another, then another! “Fuck me! Fuck me Urta! Give me your foals!”

“That is still the sexiest thing in the universe to hear.” Urta pulled her fingers out of the riding pony’s stomach and began properly fucking the thirsty demoness, making her bounce wildly before the vixen hissed and the mare neighed in orgasm, the loud glorping noise of high-volume ejaculation punctuating their panting breaths. “Ugh~...great wake-up call. Feel up to doing that for Penny?” Urta asked as she rubbed her wife’s thighs, but she was still filling her with cum.

“Oh, yes~!” The red demoness alicorn moaned loudly as her belly swelled with the load being pumped into her. “Mm~! S-so good, but it’s not as overwhelming as I’m used to…”

“Hey~, stow the sexy belly away if you’re gonna help my sis. As for the other bit, well, I’m not a Goddess anymore, I’m currently a demigoddess. Hng~. Now, are you quite done? I shouldn’t be going this long with how tired I am. I don’t wanna get put into a sex induced coma.” Urta panted and weakly squeezed Visilia’s thighs.

“Oh, shit, sorry.” Visi winced as she lifted herself up from her wife’s moist meat stick as she banished her belly. The huge cock was so slathered in Visi’s red grool that it almost looked like black goo, which considering Urta was flesh right now, was fucking hot. “Oh, Wiatr that is enticing, but yes. I’ll go wake up Penny, you recover, my lovely breeding bitch.”

“Mm...best wife...zzz…” Urta passed out with a smile and Visi went to the next room~.