Pirate Bebop

Ch.96

“Jetty~!” Kiro cheered as she glomped the awkwardly embarrassed black diamond dog cyborg. “You sent your First Mate to come get us~! I knew you still cared!” I laughed at my friend’s uncomfortable wince as I used Kally’s shoulder to keep from doubling over.

“Jane went to go get you herself. She has this six sense of things she lets guide her a lot.” Jet excused and I nodded through my chuckling when Kiro looked at me for confirmation. “Still, if I was warned about you arriving before the night set in, I would’ve sent someone to get you.”

“We know that, Jet. Don’t try to defend yourself from accusations nobody’s made.” Kally gently chided him and I could see why the pair, because I just know they’re a package deal, caught Jet’s attention outside of their buxom beauty. Kally is definitely his kind of girl. Shame Kiro chased him off with her crassness, but then again, Eris wouldn’t have landed him.

“Yes, yes, Kal. Welcome to your new home for however long you wish to call it that. The Bebop isn’t just a ship, she’s home.” Jet declared proudly and I smiled at my friend’s deepest wish, for his ship to become a true home to his extended family, having come true during all of this.

“You’re more beautiful in person.” Eris purred to the two and Kiro thirstily licked her chops before she yipped at Kally tugging on her tail and pulling her away from Jet and his current beau.

“Sorry, but as much as I’d like to, I must stress that our policy about not rebounding to exes holds.” Kally declared firmly to her sister and with an apologetic glance at Jet.

“Aw, but Kally, he’s even hotter than before! He’s gotten all ruggedly handsome with that daddy-quality gristle. You can’t tell me you don’t wanna jump him!” Kiro whined, only for Kally’s cold glare to somehow nearly physically chill the air. Oh. Right. The Warp both created and powers Psykers. It makes sense that if they can travel it, that the Tanuki have Psykers.

“Aw, okay. Well Jane. I guess your new waifus have arrived.” Eris sighed dramatically and I fluffed up at the sudden turn and the two mocha-furred beauties turned predatory gazes on me.

I Love the Force~!

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“This may have been both a big mistake and a brilliant idea.” Marcus commented at the still growing fleet of junkers coming into the system in the middle of the ‘night’. “The sheer influx of potential skill and other important things populations provide is staggering. Especially since they’re nearly self-sustaining in how they recycle their own nutrition.”

“It’ll be fine.” Brennie assured her son with a pat on his shoulder. “When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it gives you hyper-busty space-tanuki with expanding boobs and balls, give them a squeeze~.” Brennie purred with a powerful flesh-squishing grope of her own nightshirt clad bosom that also caused her nips to gush. “Oops.”

“Are you sure that isn’t your doing? You know, replenishing your milk tanks with more?” Marcus asked in confusion, because her breasts haven’t stopped producing the stuff despite that she’d left nearly all of the converted cum with Willow down on the Bebop.

“Maybe I’m pregnant with a small litter.” Brennie joked while pulling her son towards the bed.

“Small? Also, I thought you were on ‘Strike’.” Marcus raised a brow with an amused smile.

“Well, with how big my litters get I may not notice a small one. I’m not Visi. I’m Sex, not Fertility. It could be anyone’s too.” Brennie bit her lip and gently pushed her hunky gene-neutral son down onto the bed while straddling his abs, grinding her booty against his groin. All those Sex-focused people pouring into the system was getting her wet.

“Considering how many you’ve taken that time, they were pretty eager to make babies with you.” Marcus chuckled as he ran his hands along her waist and hips, getting a handful of her sexy bubbly ass and squeezed. “So, fama, want your studly son to have another stab at knocking you up so full of pups you not only can’t move, but you need a damn space station to handle all of the puppies?”

“Oh fuck yes~!” Brennie panted, her pupils were hearts as she dry humped his abs.

“Objection!” Visilia shouted the second she burst into the room and then spanked Brennie’s ass, making her squeak in surprise. “You’re not pregnant you goob! We’re on Strike! Unbirth him if you wanna feel preggers so bad.” Visi chided her wife and let her triplet-sized tummy out for emphasis. “I’ve still got Shekka and Hildra in here to sate my brood-lust. Where’s Pandora?”

“Right here~!” Pandora popped into reality, but she wasn’t alone. “And I brought backup!” Twilight Sparkle, the one from Meen-Rei and Neethsi’s universe who was in the Harem, gave a wave to the duo on the bed with a mild bemused expression. “I would’ve brought Felsa, but she’s on a contract to deal with a total asshat on Collatorus XII.”

“Ugh! As soon as she’s done, bring her over. That is, if she doesn’t have any more contracts to complete.” Brennie groaned in annoyance before her purple alicorn wife spoke up.

“Hey, sweetie. Wow, she wasn’t pulling my leg: you really are slime. Yeah, I can see Nocturnal kidnapping you.” Twilight giggled before looking over Marcus. “Mm, son is a stud~.”

“Yes. Isn’t he just so sexy you could bend over and get bred by him?” Brennie boasted proudly, only to yelp when she was levitated by her legs, which spread open. “V-Visi wait-uhn~!” Brennie wailed in pleasure when Twilight was shoved face-first into her thirsty snatch.

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“Alright, so, I’m across the hall. If ya need me.” I awkwardly said to Kiro and Kally Tamahime. The beautiful sisters had been teasing and enticing me through the brief tour I had given them of the Bebop, which was paradoxically both impossibly big inside yet still compact enough to get anywhere quickly. The room they were taking used to be Anno, Shekka and Hildra’s. They’ve moved to the Vengeful Retributor for...obvious reasons. Dang you Visi, hoarding the nerds.

“Mind if we just cut to the chase and sleep in your room~?” Kiro purred thirstily and I panted when she pushed her bust into mine, pressing me against my door and smishing our tits. “Gods, I just wanna fuck you so hard. I’ve got massive balls right now and I could use somewhere to put all this nutrition.” She dove into my lips and I moaned into her mouth, groping her hips.

“Hello-oh! Hello! Come on in.” Luster Dawn chirped and levitated Kiro and I inside, then onto the bed as we made out with a desperate hunger. “It’s always nice to meet people that Jane latches onto so quickly. I’m Luster Dawn.” My lover introduced herself to Kally, who sheepishly shook hands with my pink false-unicorn as Kiro tore my shirt open and started sucking my left nip~!

“It’s nice to see we’re not intruding.” Kally awkwardly chuckled as I panted and scratched Kiro’s ears in approval for how she was mauling my breasts and making me gush my milk. “Usually I’d be jumping them both by now, but is it okay if we chat? It’s been an exciting day and unlike my sister, I don’t have a bottomless energy for sex.” I howled when Kiro triggered a boobgasm.

“Well, considering I’m the Goddess of Life, I don’t have that problem, but I get bored of constant sex. It’s good to have some break periods outside of epic levels of passion.” Lusty said as I peeled Kiro’s red suit down her body, but she kept it above her hips. I sucked her own milky nips to return the favor. Mm~! Her milk is nutty! On Earth, aren’t racoon dogs foragers for nuts?

“Nn~. Don’t go below the waist, babe. I’ll bury you in a tide of nuki nuts.” Kiro panted through her warning and I began getting rougher with her sloshing b-ball boobers. “Oh~! You really know how to play with a pair of tits!” Kiro praised and then barked in a boobgasm, getting her nutty milk gushing from her free nipple as I drank her cream. “Unf~. Fuck yeah. Okay Kal, help me.”

“Hold on, this room is about to get a lot fuller.” Kally chuckled and helped Kiro climb off of me to move towards the center of the room and I sat up with Lusty sitting on the bed next to me with a pleasant smile. I wonder what she saw when she touched Kally. She’s never met a Tanuki before this. The new DNA must be giving the biokinetic ideas. “Ready, sis?”

“Kal, I’ve been so full for weeks at this point! Just do it.” Kiro huffed impatiently, her tail wagging fairly fast for such a huge and fluffy thing. I grunted in arousal when Kally undid a seam in front of Kiro’s waist and yanked the otherwise skintight suit off, causing Kiro to surge upwards with a moan atop two churning, wobbling, sloshing fuzzy brown testicals! “Guh~! C-come get it~!”

“Mine!” I declared and with a Force-assisted leap, jumped from the bed, tossed my jeans off and landed bare paws first on the sinfully plush giant gonads! Kiro howled in pleasure atop her 8-foot wide balls and her surprisingly equine chocolate brown cock gushed pre-cum that smelled shockingly tasty, like a headier version of her milk. “I’m gonna take it!”

“A-all of it? Which way?” Kiro asked in lustful surprise and I turned around, straddling her nuts to spread my pussy enticingly. “R-really?! I can cum in there?! A-are you sure?” Kiro asked in hopeful shock and I answered by dropping onto her wide flare, her 2-liter bottle thick third leg made me howl in pleasure at the stretching and she barked in surprise while hugging my hips.

“Holy shit!” Kally yelped from where she’d moved next to Lusty and my lover cackled mirthfully as she patted the Tanuki’s back. “Will she be okay?”

“Girl, we’re deities. You are among the few who could easily accommodate your species’ unique needs.” Luster Dawn cooed as I gyrated and worked myself down the two-foot long horsecock. I spasmed in orgasm just from the effort of taking it without going goo or activating my Navel Pearl. Speaking of which, I don’t have abs right now, I have a fucking distension~!

“Oh, fuck. You’re so damn lucky I take Sterilex.” Kiro moaned as she futilely bucked her hips. She couldn’t exactly move, this was all on me and I’m more than okay with it! “Ugh~! Hold on angel, g-gonna~!” I managed to press my pussy flush with the base of her bitch-breaking batter blaster just in time to cum my brains out from her first fire-hose level cumshot.

I blacked out, each orgasm a show of lights in the darkness as my body milked her for all she could give. When I eventually woke up, Kally and Luster were asleep on the bed and I was mostly belly, perched on top of it with Kiro snoozing on my back, half-hard horsecock still lodged in my vagina. “H-hey.” Wow, hoarse. I must’ve screamed so much. “Kiro? Wake up.”

“Mm, angel. So fucking good.” Kiro drooled in her sleep as she gave me a sleepy hump. Fuck me, literally. I can be a bed for the night. Hot damn am I sore in the best ways~.

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“My nuts have never been this small!” Kiro cheered while she and her sister got food in the Bebop’s cafeteria. Actual food which was practically a luxury to them. “Also, to have a mate who just took it all in one go and only needs a sex coma to recover? Jane has to be the one, sis! We’ve finally found the one who can handle us!”

“Handle you, you mean. Talking to Luster Dawn was a treat on its own and I look forward to getting frisky with her and Jane too. Why is there so much pudding?” Kally scrunched her snout at the stuff, since nuki nut butter was basically nutty pudding with all the nutrition added.

“That’s because most of the rest of us like pudding. Also, it’s one of the easiest things for the food replicators to turn milk into.” A smoking hot towering handsome stud in uniform commented as he approached them and followed the Tanuki sisters to a table.

“Pudding!” A horde of the fabled Chaos Noodles cheered when they came out of a Warp portal dragging whimpering daemons with them. Wow. They’ve been traveling through the Warp their whole lives and they’ve never seen daemons so helpless.

“Hey, I’m Kiro and this is my big sis Kally. Who are you, tall, buff and handsome?” Kiro flirted and Kally gently slapped her arm chidingly. “What? He’s hot.” She got another slap. “Fine, sorry. My sex switch is always set to ‘on’ and I can’t help hitting on sexy people.”

“Thanks. I’m Marcus Themis, it’s nice to meet you.” The handsome red wolf-reptile hybrid introduced himself as he looked at their overloaded trays. “Isn’t that a lot?”

“Oh, no. Real food like this, well, there’s a reason we’re not welcome.” Kally slurped up some drool as she turned her attention to the breakfast steak, eggs, waffles, pancakes, sausage, biscuits and gravy. They both took two trays and their signature Tanuki gluttony meant this was a reasonable portion. There was a reason why their species was so dependent on recycling-.

“Well, good thing almost all food here is made with divine milk and cum put through food replicators.” A Raskvel called from a nearby table.

“Wait, so this is milk and cum? Oh my gosh! Those rich monsters could’ve given us tech to turn our fluids into food~!” Kiro bemoaned in the tone of someone realizing ‘all the wasted years’.

“Technically from what we know, they lost that tech and came up with a poor imitation of my mother and I’s masterworks. Hi, I’m Glitch.” A robotic Chaos Noodle introduced herself in passing as she walked alongside a beautiful Changeling. Then again, most of the people here were impossibly beautiful. It was like someone took a ton of Kui-Tan and swapped their species.

“This ish paradise.” Kally said through a mouthful of pancake and Kiro nodded while nomming on a huge sausage that she only realized was phallic and arousing when she noticed Marcus’ scent of approval and she deepthroated it with a wink before swallowing it whole. Uhn~. Solid, real, food~! She could feel her tits and nuts gurgling already~!

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Brennie woke up alone, but with Pan and Twi inside~. “Mm~. Fuck yeah. Been too long since I had Belly Pets.” Brennie stroked her fecund octuplet-sized womb before she regretfully had her Navel Pearl give her abs back and she went about her morning constitutions. Which, honestly, was just to double-check her jewelry and summon a lazy outfit of a T-shirt and b-ball shorts.

Willow was really rubbing off on her, wasn’t she? Brennie didn’t remember being this lazy before. Meh, whatever. It wasn’t like anyone demanded that she wear a stuffy uniform and be all professional all the time. She focused on Marcus’s mana signature and teleported to him. There, she blinked at the sight of two gorgeous Tanuki babes destroying a buffet spread.

“Hey Fama. As you can see, this is why those despots turned the Kui-Tan into a wandering flotilla instead of trying to keep up with their Gluttonous appetites. This is their third round of food.” Marcus informed her with amusement before he sipped some caff.

“Goodness, the poor things must be starved for actual, real food.” Brennie commented even as she noticed the ladies were visibly bustier than the norm she’d read up on. She walked up to her son and sat on his lap, leaning into his buff chest. “Hm~.”

“Yay~! I’m out of that cage that bitch Slaanesh put me in! Mina is free baby, the Chaotic Spirit of Sex is free!” A feline-themed Chaos Noodle cheered when it flew out of the Warp. “So, what have I missed since my birth?”

“Who are your parents?” Marcus asked as the noodle floated above the table, watching the brown babes break a loaf of bread.

“Um, the rainbow fox and the owl noodle. I was born and whisked away just as I opened my eyes and saw them. Slaanesh didn’t like that I was intruding on her turf, so she locked me up. There’s so much disruption and I finally got away!” The cat noodle cheered before kissing Marcus and moving down to Brennie. “I sense kinship coming from you. Are you a bastard child of Khorne and Slaanesh?”

“You could say that again.” Brennie chuffed in amusement as the two nuzzled each other. “If you’re hungry, you better get some food before it’s all devoured.” She thumbed at the beautiful gluttonous sisters still going at it. Their boobs were now exposed, the size of beach balls. Hot damn, a species with naturally expanding tits besides Ahuizotls? Fuck, yes~.

“Oh~ what are these~?” The crazy sex noodle asked as she hovered over the scene.

“Tanukis. They’re a species officially known as the Kui-Tan who convert excess nutrition into nutrient-dense breast milk and cum. They expand as they stockpile until they become immobile from their excess.” Marcus answered and Brennie cooed at smelling his arousal at watching the sisters literally binge themselves into immobility.

“I love Tanukis~!” The noodle cheered before she rushed off.

“So, should we help them?” Brennie asked teasingly as the sisters strained to reach for more food on the table, but their yoga-ball boobers had them pinned to the floor and mewling.

“Which way? To downsize or get them more food?” Marcus asked and Brennie held up a sausage, feeding it to Kiro, who sucked on it lustfully before swallowing it whole and her tits gurgled before swelling slightly. “Got it. Let’s make the Kui-Tan gigantic, folks!” Cheers were had from most of the cafeteria before a food fight suddenly broke out.

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“What?!” Willow roared when she heard the news about Mina. Hermais was seething in the background. “Visi, are you telling me that, She who Thirsts, took one of my babies barely even a minute into her life?!” Willow demanded from the bed, her yoga-ball boobs still being constantly milked along with Lyrix next to her, who looked incredibly unsettled.

“Apparently so.” Visilia answered coldly as she paced back and forth. “We don’t know how she did it, but Slaanesh has confessed that she took Mina. She never explained her reason for doing so.”

“Was she using Mina as a booster?” Lyrix suggested.

“No, dear. She wouldn’t need Mina for that.” Visi shook her head.

“I always thought it weird a sex noodle never came about and she was one of my first daughters. The only explanation I can think of is that Mina posed some threat to Slaanesh for some reason.” Hermais gave an educated guess.

“What threat?! She was a baby!” Willow snarled and slapped her thighs angrily.

“Daemons are afraid of us noodles after just a few months in the Warp. Most of us don’t line up neatly with ‘Chaos gods’. Mina almost perfectly lines up with what Slaanesh rules over.”

“Why not just recruit Mina as a worshiper of hers?” Lyrix asked.

“We’re Draconequus, we don’t get along well with anyone who rules our domains unless we go out of our way to become Friends or more. It’s not really a big deal, we just do our own thing most of the time and stir up conflict, but Slaanesh is already focused on conflict. Adding conflict on top of conflict would cause her too much trouble.” Hermais informed the half-rask.

“I get the feeling that if Slaanesh didn’t do what she did, things would’ve ended badly back then.” Visi shuddered at the memories of the Lust War.

“I guess, but my baby didn’t have me.” Willow despaired.

“No, she didn’t, nor did you have her. Hopefully, you two will spend much needed time with each other.” Hermais voiced before an alarm sounded. “Kink alert? What could-whoa…”