Pirate Bebop

Ch.98

“So. Thanks to our new Tanuki allies, we may be able to reach Treasure Planet?” Jimbo asked Doctor Delbert Doppler, with the astronomer frantically and excitedly pointing out previously unknown astropaths through the Dark Zone of Triangulum that the Tanuki navigators casually pointed out were Warp Corridors in the Webway. A long-lost and even taboo method of travel.

“That’s the thing! Treasure Planet is in the Warp! At the center of the Webway, a whole system is trapped in the Webway!” Delbert declared with a manic excitement.

“The Webway? I’ve never heard of that.” Amelia commented and Midna, who was giving her a boobhat by hovering behind her, nodded in similar cluelessness.

“And who or what lives in it?” Jimbo questioned as he eyed the holographic map.

“Well, Daemons, some species called the Eldar and various individuals of potent Psychic prowess. Through sheer determination, desperation and taking extreme risks, the Tanuki have become innate Psykers. However, they are an outlier, an exception. Should we encounter anyone in the webway, fleeing is the correct action.” Delbert declared forebodingly.

“Why is a whole system in the Webway?” Midna questioned while wondering if her ‘Twilight Realm’ inside the Warp had anything to do with this.

“From what I’ve been able to gather both from my past excavations and the data on the map, it was a last-ditch effort by the Protoss to try and survive a mass-extinction event, but while they succeeded at sending the planet and its system into the Warp, it wasn’t soon enough for them to join it before whatever happened, well, happened.” Delbert shrugged in bemusement.

“Well, then we better defer to the experts on this. Pack up, everyone. We need to call the others and let them know what our next objective should be.” Amelia declared while staunchly ignoring her sister and said sibling’s lover making loud lewd noises in the curtained-off bedroom.

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“Aw, shit, not the fucking Webway.” Brennie wailed in dismay after hearing the news. “No wonder Cegorach and his Harlequins are so damn peppy!”

“So, you know what lurks inside the Webway?” Kally Tamahime, who looked oddly even more radiant than usual, asked from her seat at the metaphorical ‘round table’ that was the massive holocom conference being hosted in the Vengeful Retributor’s main conference room.

“Fuck, the Webway is a maze itself, but there is one place you don’t want to get lost in: Commorragh.” Brennie intoned with a shudder.

“Oh, that shithole? Yeah, never go there. It’s full of degenerate shitheads who’d sooner try to enslave you than be straight with you.” Kiro Tamahime huffed from next to her sister. “The only reason we can get in and out is because they have an odd fondness for our fluids and we can literally fry their brains en masse when they get uppity.”

“The Dark Eldar or if you want to be more formal, the Drukhari, are the dark reflection to the Aeldari. Ever since they’ve given birth to Slaanesh, they each developed ways to safeguard their souls from being claimed by her upon their deaths. The Drukhari went for the more…scenic route.” Edward informed and the Tanuki sisters nodded in confirmation.

“That’s correct. They even thought at first that we were creations of Slaanesh due to our sexual nature, only for both us and some of her daemons to confirm that we’re not associated. At least Slaan is willing to be reasonable, ironically. We have immunity from her hordes in exchange for a tribute of cum. Why they love our fluids so much? We don’t know.” Kally not-asked.

“The Webway, my people made something that sounds similar to this just years before Gwyn and his allies moved to slaughter us.” Cynder commented and everyone blinked at her. “What?”

“You’re an Old One?” Kiro asked in astonishment.

“I’ve never heard of this title before. Equus was a blank world until we messed with the realm beyond reality, which is now the Warp, but we never did much with it.” Cynder said before she turned to Brennie. “We weren’t exactly proactive and my brother was very much against using the Warp, but he insisted on learning the nature of it.”

“Holy fuck. We’ve been married to one of the entities that literally sparked Creation in this universe?!” Vinnie demanded in shock that was shared by the whole Argentine contingent.

“Um...yeah?” Willow confirmed in bemusement. “It’s not a big deal. I mean, sure, Cynder basically kick-started the universe, but remember that the Archtrees came before them.” The still being milked kitsune goddess, formerly thought permanently fused with Cynder, whose name both now and before is clearly quite apt, said with bemused dismissal.

“Gwyn and the Undead were the Necrons!” Edward geeked out, but realized that Brennie wasn’t reacting like the rest of them. “Did…did you know all of this? Did Aldin-?”

“No, he didn’t tell me and I didn’t ask him. It wasn’t that much of a bother.” Brennie replied dismissively. “Besides, I’ve been fusing with Willow a lot lately. What she knows, I know.”

“Nor does it change all that much. I’m an ancient Everlasting Dragon and once ruler of my kind. Just because we started this Webway does not mean I understand it. Maybe Conchobhar, one of my head Shamans, might have known. However, he went within and never returned.”

“His name was Irish and means ‘lover of hounds’?” Brennie asked as both she and Vinnie raised their brows.

“He did enjoy fucking the canine bitches. Svartr is a perfect example of why.” Cynder thumbed over at the hologram of her formerly fused godkin wife and the amazonian black wolfess who looked like a primal version of Syri smiled toothily.

“So the Queen remembers her lost Shaman?” A Harlequin questioned from where they appeared standing on Cynder’s shoulders. “You also remember his fondness for dogs! He loves his pet play! We can promise some protection from the Drukhari, but that is most of what we can do. Anything that takes an interest in you is your own fault for being so interesting~!” Vanished.

“…Fuck, I’ll need to go. My sister might have left something in Commorragh.” Brennie remembered the letter her sister wrote that the Harlequins delivered for her.

“Well, I guess we’re hosting. No fucking way are we gonna just throw you in.” Kiro declared and then suddenly obtained the same powerful Cult of Personality aura that Jane had. “I’m just gonna need you to help me help you help everyone. Sexual favors included~. Starting with you, angel.” Kiro purred towards Jane, who had kept quiet until now.

“Oh fuck, yes~.” Jane groaned needily and Brennie felt a spike of jealousy. Grr, no! Don’t think like that, it’ll draw unwanted attention when they reach Commorragh. Besides, it wasn’t like she wasn’t going to get the tanuki too. Just focus on the prize and relish her wives in her womb.

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“Welcome aboard the Blade! I’m Kiro Tamahime, your co-captain. Please keep your hands on the nearest sexual organ not belonging to you and don’t make any calls or look outside the ship while in transit between realities.” Kiro hammed playfully yet with a serious undertone as she looked at the large group taking her corvette-cruiser to a legendary location in the Warp.

It would be a bit awkward since due to the danger of this journey, Kiro demanded that most of the crew be left behind and replaced with non-sapient droids. Only a suicidal dumbass went on an unpathed Webway excursion with a fully-manned vessel. That’s like dangling bait in front of eldritch horrors. Thankfully the Blade, being an extensively modified cruiser, had an Alexa.

“What about those of us not in sex-friendly forms?” The black and white astromech droid asked. She’d learned she was named EDI and was also a Cybertronian with a ship alt that, while smaller than the Blade, likely packed just as many weapons and thrusters by scale.

“Then think lewd thoughts! Sexy, arousing thoughts! Kally, sit on the girl’s head!” Kiro hammed, only for Kally to playfully slap her younger sister on the back of the head.

“The Blade has no viewports. The camera feeds are disabled when not within stable Webway space or realspace. Don’t use psychic powers unless in either scenario. Alexa is enough to follow simple guidance without risking anyone’s sanity. Don’t stress.” Kally assured and Kiro hip-bumped her incestuous older sibling, who hip-bumped her back. Co-captaincy~!

“Oh, so I’m here to help-hey~!” EDI whined when the golden bunny-wolf babe, Runner, sat on the droid’s head. “Vinnie~! I can’t see anything besides your panties! Cute ducks, btw.” Oh~ so the beauty’s name is Vinnie, huh? Gotta add that to the black book of ‘wanna fuck’ babes.

“Hey, EDI! Long time, no see~. Also, thank you.” Vinnie giggled as she got comfortable on the astromech and Kiro resisted flirting with everyone since all the people aboard were hot as fuck. It was like usual, but with strangers and that made it exciting!

“We’ll plug you in when we’re solidly in the Webway. Now then, relax and let the soulless droids do the work. Better them than any of you.” Kiro then sauntered directly through the group of hotties to dock tits with Jane, who grunted needily upon her arrival. “Hey.” She guided Jane to walk away, her hand in one of her new lover’s back pockets. “We should just chill for now.”

“The way you’re touching me makes me want to be anything but chill.” Jane panted lustfully and Kiro crooned approvingly, but gently swatted the wolfess’ arm in the negative. “Damn it. You’re like what I would’ve been if I was originally female or herm in the first place. I don’t know if it’s healthy to be so damn attracted to someone so like me.”

“We’re just too damn sexy to resist, angel. After all, here comes company~.” Kiro cooed with a knowing look behind her at Brennie, the utter babe who clearly wore the pants most often in this epically huge harem the tanuki was getting involved in. The dracowolf beauty managed to be super-sexy even in a full military uniform that hugged her hyper-hourglass body perfectly.

“What was that about chilling?” Jane asked with realization and a teasing lilt.

“What? Webflicks and Chill is a thing everywhere.” Kiro cooed and parted with Jane enough for the cybernetic hellhound to get between them. “Hey sexy, are you-?”

“A jealous bitch who can’t keep her head straight.” Brennie said bluntly through her trembling, pouty lips. “I’m sorry, I know I shouldn’t be, but it just won’t go away-.” Kiro shoved her giant fluffy tail into the beauty’s face and shushed her gently as the gal hugged the massive fluffy appendage, letting her arms be engulfed in Kiro’s sinful sawft floof.

Tanuki don’t just have expanding boobs and balls, they also have the softest tails in the Three Galaxies. It was a bit of a source of income, too. Rich people would pay top dollar for authentic tanuki fur products and it was easy to shave off the giant fluff of their tails for some quick credits. Add in their natural earthy musks of cinnamon, coffee or tea? Mad money~.

“Mm~.” Brennie hummed dreamily as she deeply breathed in Kiro’s cinnamon musk.

“Smell and taste all you want, just don’t bite. We taste rancid.” Kiro wasn’t joking despite her tone. Tanuki meat is nasty. When you’re a species whose key form of nutrition cycling was to sup from one another, a few nibbles here and there are bound to happen, much to the mutual displeasure of both parties. It was a defense mechanism to prevent predation.

“We’ve entered the Webway. A visage matching accounts of Gwyn briefly showed up before flying ahead.” Alexa informed everyone and Brennie pulled her face out of the floof.

“Does that dead king normally show up?” Brennie asked curiously while still nuzzling her cheek into the tanuki’s tail. “Oh my gosh, Jane, get in here.” Brennie pulled her obvious lover into Kiro’s tail and the tanuki bit her lip in amusement as the two beauties lavished in her fluff.

“Not normally. Usually it’s Seath, who is apparently an Old One. Otherwise, nothing at all.” Kiro replied nonchalantly. Phantoms in the Webway were normal. While stable compared to the rest of the Warp, the Webway was still in the Warp. For all she knew, they were just echoes of those ancient entities imprinted on the Warp from their actions. “So, no stress. Sniff me.”

“I’ll do more than that.” Jane growled lustfully and Kiro wiggled her eyebrows at the two babes.

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“Hey, it's another ship!” One of the lookouts of a Drukhari patrol ship shouted.

“Help!” Someone screamed.

“Wonder where they’re going, should we follow them?!” Yelled one of the seemingly deafened nearly-nude black-armored space-elves.

“Help!” Someone else screamed.

“Oh, shush Mon-keigh, you’ll be in your new home soon! Yeah, let's shadow them! No need to attack them though, they may lead us to a bigger prize! Is the ship in the records?!” The apparent captain, obvious since he had the biggest helmet ornament, shouted.

“Oh gods, my legs!” Another of the freshly-caught space pirates screamed.

“Yeah, it’s the Blade, Tanuki!” The lookout reported.

“Damn! They provide too much of a resource when free! Nevermind! Shut up! I can’t hear myself think!” Damn these Mon-keigh and their constant screaming outside of torture!

“Too bad that Space Hulk vanished before we could board it!”

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Brennie wasn’t sure how things went this way. “You’re a good cuddler~.” Kiro tittered and Brennie chuffed into her sternum. Instead of sex, Kiro took them to her shared room with Kally, who wasn’t present, to snuggle. The plush canid was so soft, smelled so good in relaxing ways and was so comfortable that Brennie’s libido, while not gone, was easily ignored for cuddles.

“I'm going to marry ya fer sure now.” Jane moaned in a stretch from where she was snuggled against Kiro’s giant floofy tail. Kiro basically counted as two or three people when it came to space taken up on a bed despite only being 6 feet tall and not fat. “I hope ya don’t mind.”

“Angel, to be honest, I’m getting to the age where not settling down is considered irresponsible. After we get to know you all better, we’ll know then.” Kiro said and she purred when Jane kissed her neck. “Mrr~. Careful. Unlike the Bebop, my ship isn’t protected from giant chamber-filling orbs. If I whip out my dick, that’s exactly what you two will become.”

“Oh~I wish this war was over~.” Jane growled longingly and Kiro gasped when Jane started sucking on her neck, the tanuki groaned and her breasts, acting as Brennie’s pillows, swelled from her arousal in spite of the Nipple Studs.

Brennie bit her lip and rubbed her stomach, feeling her Belly Pets humping at her womb’s walls. “Unf~!” She moaned before her belly swelled, pushing her up and pinning the tanuki babe under a sextuplet-sized fecundity. “Sorry, my wives are getting too excited.”

“You mean you have them in there? Oh, fuck that’s hot.” Kiro growled as she rubbed the sextuplet belly that was pinning her down and even kissed the scaly linea nigra near her face.

“If only we could all get pregnant.” Jane moaned as she joined Kiro in worshiping the belly. Brennie mewled submissively while her lovers rubbed and kissed her unbirth belly.

“Jane, please calm down.” Kiro panted as she humped at the belly and stuffed Jane into her tail to keep her quiet. Tanuki tails act as Inventory access too!

“Oh, Kiro~.” The dracowolf groaned in pleasure, enjoying the attention.

“How are your belly pets?” Kiro cooed to Brennie’s belly as the Tanuki’s tail wriggled.

“So restless, like actual babies. They’re riling me up and getting me horny.” Brennie huffed while her pussy clenched at the mere mention of babies.

“Oo~. Such a horny mama~.” Kiro purred and began grinding her purely female groin upwards. “What is a horny mama doing on my ship?” Kiro purred as nuzzled Brennie’s belly.

“T-To be your personal brood slut~!” Brennie wailed and Kiro crooned.

“Such a shame I’m sterile for the next few days. You’ll just have to settle for getting stuffed. That is, if anyone who came aboard with you can make it so we don’t damage the Blade.” Kiro teased and Jane emerged from her tail floof with a gasp.

“G-get inside me~! Ya two can have at it all ya want, get as big as ya want! My Navel Pearl will keep yer ship safe!” Jane begged desperately, already naked, having gone goo to escape from Kiro’s Inventory since the tanuki’s tail acts like Pinkie Pie’s mane or tail.

“Whoa! You’re a slime, babe?! If I knew that, I would’ve-mmph!” Jane engulfed the tanuki and Brennie moaned in pleasure when her future wife’s silvery slime washed over her. Soon, she found herself in an air pocket surrounded by impossibly solid goo along with Kiro. “Well then. I guess it’s time for me to let loose. I hope Angel wasn’t blowing smoke.”

Before Brennie could say anything, the mocha-furred beauty had deactivated her Clit Clip and Brennie suddenly found herself atop two giant 50ish feet across churning spunk bunkers and Kiro moaned with the pregnant-looking woman in front of her putting weight on them. “They’re even bigger~?” Brennie lilted with lust, her pupils were glowing hearts.

“I don’t n-know what’s h-happening to me, b-but y-yeah~.” Kiro panted, clearly overwhelmed by the sensations of her sloshing semen spheres. “Oh~. Please, drain me~!”

“I’ll try!” Brennie roared as she tried to get to the Tanuki dick in front of her, but that was the problem. “Ladies, down! Calm down so I can downsize and get to her tasty 2-foot long horsecock!” Brennie ordered and after a moment, she was able to focus and shrink her belly back to washboard abs. Unobstructed, the horny Sex Goddess jumped on the prize.

“Ah! You too~?! I wish Jetty called us sooner! I’ve never had anyone who could just take me and all of my cum before~!” Kiro wailed as Brennie gyrated her pussy down the 2-liter bottle thick dick with her hands on Kiro’s shoulders to give her leverage. “Nyuh~!” The backed-up babe came quickly, gushing cum into Brennie’s womb, at least before one of her wives latched on.

“You poor, poor people! Uhn! I’m claiming all of you! You’re my people now! Also, I’m sure quite a few non-divine Argentines could-n-nyuh~!” Brennie orgasmed and then kissed Kiro deeply while they docked their breasts together and feebly humped when mated flush at the groins. “A-ah. You fucking Kui-Tan are too damn Sexy and that’s without being slime! Give it to me!”

“Y-yes, my goddess~!” Kiro shrieked and hugged Brennie tight, screaming herself hoarse as she came harder than she ever had in her life with the dracowolf’s tight tummy not even showing which was nearly hotter than if she blew up like a condom!

“Good girl~! Uhn! F-fill my wives! Fill me with my hyper cumflated wives~!” Brennie demanded and made out with the canid, both completely absorbed in each other.