Pirate Bebop

Ch.99

I woke up in a puddle soaking Kiro’s bed. I burbled and slowly reformed my body, still twitching in aftershocks of pleasure. Oh my gods. They filled my goo womb instantly and then got smaller, but the passion of their movements quaking my womb walls got me off faster than most things. That said, I still have a constant buzzing pleasure tingling through every bit of my goo.

“Okay, now what?” I groaned as I rubbed my abs, resisting the urge to finger myself. I’ve had my pleasure, I don’t know what time it is and the Force was warning me against indulging. I panted despite not needing to breathe and writhed on the bed, slowly building up to an orgasm. With a yelp, I came and panted harder, only to whimper and realize my belly was bigger.

I have my Navel Pearl on! What are they doing?! I moaned when another orgasm came, my rounded tummy bulged further and stayed that way. I fished into my cleavage and howled lowly at the next, more intense orgasm that left me with a tummy at term with twins. I removed a Nutrition Flask that Lusty had messed with and inverted the flow of.

“Here goes.” I opened it and I wordlessly lost myself in bliss when the flask pulled me through like I was being sucked through a tube. I can’t remember if I’ll end up in Jimbo or Urta. Either way, it was better than wrecking the ship and dooming us all. At least they’re both here. Wait, I think something went wrong. I’m inside of someone, but who? Ahn~! Belly~?! Why~🩶?!

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Vinnie wasn’t surprised Brennie gave in to her desires and followed after Jane and Kiro. She wasn’t disappointed either. The only reason Vinnie didn’t follow too was because next to Kevin, she was the most suitable person aboard to respond to psychic threats, which was the Warp’s bread and butter. At least she got to catch up with EDI and Nexus.

Vinnie missed her fuck-friend and still owed Nexus her life, while EDI was just as playfully snarky as ever. It seemed marriage hadn’t calmed her down much. The Cybertronian droid’s mother, however, clearly has calmed down quite a bit. Nexus’s nearly absent-minded, frantic and lewd energy seems to have been curtailed by thousands of years working in limited space.

“They’re having so much fun in there.” Kevin remarked with a knowing smirk and Vinnie sighed with a nod, wishing she could’ve been in there with them, going crazy with Lust. At least Brennie’s innate psychic resistance, which she helped the rest of the Marines develop somewhat in that pitched long-duration battle, would protect them from psychic threats-.

“Eek!” Vinnie jumped in surprise at the sudden feeling of fullness in her tummy. “What the Hell?!” She panted and clutched her abs, which bulged despite her Navel Pearl! “Code PF! Code PF! Visi~!” Vinnie shouted despite the pleasure and teleported to Visilia’s mana signature. “Visi! Something in me! Navel Pearl is failing! You have Womb Wards, right?! Ahn~!” *Glorp~💛!*

“Oh, my gosh. If it wasn’t serious, you just sprouting a triplet-sized tummy would’ve been much more arousing. Sorry, but I don’t have Womb Wards, not yet.” Visi apologized and perked in arousal when Vinnie came and her belly suddenly doubled in size to sextuplets. “My gosh that is incredible. Quick, in me, I’ll go find Urta! She always has Womb Wards!”

Vinnie was about to do so when Visi burst into a wave of red slime and engulfed her. Oh yeah.

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Penta was, in a word, aroused. When Visi, rapidly swelling up and looking more and more pregnant by the second, begged for help from the Womb Wards, she took her in and watched in bemusement as her own womb expanded with impossibly growing volumes. Visi was easily achieving sizes surpassing gas giants when she finally stopped and the vixen basked happily.

She enjoyed the idle pleasure as her decuplet belly slowly shrank and once she was washboard thin, she got up to stretch contentedly. That wasn’t Fertility at all, just pure, raw Sex. Whatever went on, someone went way over every limit they’ve ever gone before and Penta looked forward to finding out the details later.

“Hey, Penta. I sense things have calmed down.” Kevin stated, not looking away from his naked black and white two-tailed wife. “Actually, it’s been a while. How have you been?”

“Oh, y’know. Just helping keep the troops trained, supplying milk to the fleet’s larder, missing being a giant breeding machine. This whole ‘Strike’ thing that Visi insisted on is hard on me. Only having Womb Wards inside of me feels so empty.” The goddess who was so used to being so fecund she could be mistaken for a planet in space said with a huff.

“Well, I’m glad you’re here. Whatever happened just now could’ve doomed the expedition. Heh, it goes to show how much we know ourselves if we need you around to catch us if we lose it.” Kevin said and Penta rolled her eyes, taking it as a compliment. She’d fucked up enough in the past without being brainwashed to do it.

“Gee, make a gal feel appreciated, why don’t you?” Penta snarked as she cocked a hip with a hand on said hip. “I’m just glad you felt you could trust me after everything. I mean, I’m weak to psychic stuff. I’m surprised you all insisted I come with you.”

“You need the exercise and we are going with Tanukis on board. This was bound to happen.” Kevin shrugged his shoulders and Penta got in his personal space, smirking lewdly with her boobs pressing against his pecs. “Not that kind of exercise.”

“Aw, c’mon~. I haven’t had proper, vanilla, marriage sex in ages. It’s always kinks and stuff. Let’s just do it without enhancements.” Penta urged while rubbing his biceps.

“Well, you’re not wrong about that.” Kevin thought about it for a moment before shrugging again. “Fuck it, let’s do it sweetie.” He kissed her and she kissed back. Humming into his mouth as they moved to the bed and she let him gently lay her down. “How vanilla? Missionary?”

“Yes please.” Penta chirped and wrapped her legs around her husband as he banished his clothes. It would be nice to just have regular, normal sex for once.

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Jimbo wasn’t entirely sure why he was on this expedition aside from him being the pilot for the Saber. Yes, yes, a very uninspired name, but it was the best he could come up with considering the craft’s specialization in bladed weapons or blade-like weapons. It was a placeholder anyway.

“My, my, this is an interesting Love boat you have.” A black and white tabby cat said as it appeared next to the pilot seat. “Hello, I am Schrodinger, very nice to remeet you.”

“Hi, how did you get here?” Jimbo asked casually, remembering that the Warp was to be treated like a dream when you weren’t sure what was going on.

“I’m Everywhere and Nowhere. Everywhen and Nowhen. I am the Singularity and I find this moment interesting.” Schrodinger purred as another cat, another cat, another cat, another cat and another cat appeared around the cabin, each purring together.

“Okay, well, do you want something?” Jimbo asked while more cats appeared, all identical right down to the clouds in their irises.

“I wish to see where I was born.” The cats said in one voice as they stared out towards the front of the ship.

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Kiro woke up feeling more drained than she’d ever been. Both literally, figuratively and metaphorically. She groaned and sat up on the rock solid, yet oddly pliable ground. Her exhaustion-addled mind noted that her nuts were nearly nonexistent, her dick was in its sheath and her breasts were C-cups! She’s been utterly, completely drained!

“I haven’t been this small since before I hit puberty.” Kiro muttered and rubbed the blood-red ‘ground’ with a proud smirk. “Holy fuck. Whatever happened to me, is probably still happening, it definitely went overboard.” She got up, wobbling on her paws, to follow her nose. She licked her dry lips at the sight of the impossible near-black canyon that was Brennie’s vagina!

She’d seen canyons and ravines this big only from space before~! The succulent planet-worthy snatch was thankfully still, stretched tight and unable to do more than quiver, yet not enough to cause ‘earthquakes’. How did she do this to Brennie? No, rather, what did Brennie do to herself, using Kiro as a focus for her powers? Is she really a planet full of sterile nuki nut butter?

“Hey~!” Kiro blinked and looked up at the voice to see the silver sky had turned golden and a giant cloud of those Chaos Noodles were approaching Cooch Canyon. “Are we nearing the deepest level of this recursive unbirth?!” One of them shouted towards her.

“I think so! Brennie mentioned she had her wives inside of her!” Kiro called back and then the cloud surged into the great gash that was Brennie’s vast vagina while one of the noodles, notably eel-like, approached her. Kiro belatedly realized that she wasn’t breathing air, yet wasn’t bothered by it. All this divine magic stuff was really neat.

“Hello. I’m Conger, a veteran of the Womb Wards and sort-of de facto leader. You’re the latest addition to our mother’s extensive marriage, huh?” The eel-noodle assuming that made Kiro fluff up impressively. Wow. She was already considering finding a permanent mate, but a whole harem? Well, so long as Kally was included, she’d be more than happy about it.

“Um, no. Not yet at least.” Kiro bashfully admitted. She usually had extreme trust issues, but Jane and her ilk are just so earnest and fucking hot on top of it. Sure, she could tell that they all had their own secrets, everyone does, but at least those secrets are obviously personal or silly ones rather than the ‘now it is time for my sudden, yet inevitable betrayal!’ kind.

“Wow, really? You cumflated Brennie larger than most gas giant planets on record and you’re not married? Well, consider yourself married after this. Good job. Welcome to the family. Boop!” Conger booped her snoot and Kiro found herself standing in a bedroom that had an ultra-sexy black and white vixen sitting in a bed next to a handsome gray dracowolf watching a movie with their upper bodies exposed, while their lower bodies were covered in the sheets.

“Well, it’s been hours. I’m impressed it’s taking the Womb Wards so long to reach the core of this epic recursive pregnancy.” The vixen commented and gestured for Kiro to move out of the way of the holo screen and come closer. “I’m Penta, Goddess of Fertility, War and Power. You really did a good job. Even got turbo-blessed by Brennie to the point of near demi-divinity.”

“I’m Kevin, Hunter of the DOOM Marines. How did Brennie manage to pull that off?” Kevin questioned in bewilderment. “This is the first time any of us have blessed anyone.”

“I dunno. She kept kissing me, milking me, fucking me, lavishing me with affection. Fuck. If I wasn’t so utterly empty of, well, pretty much everything, just thinking about it would get me hard.” Kiro cupped her C-cups for emphasis. “I haven’t been this small since I was 13!”

“You had C-cups at 13?” Kevin asked in shock and Kiro nodded with a proud smirk.

“Pardon his surprise. Not even especially buxom females or herms in the Empire blossomed before 14 after extensive gene modification across most species in the Empire prevented premature growth spurts to help alleviate mistaken age cases. You wouldn’t believe how many girls who blossomed early used it to get ‘active’ early.” Penta snorted with a roll of her eyes.

“Well, we Tanuki don’t have that and we’re naturally buxom aside from the rare few boys. Anyway, I’m pooped. Mind if I join you two?” Kiro requested and got nods.

“Mew~.” A feral calico cat meowed from inside the vent.

“Oh, that must be Scrotum in the vents again.” Kiro sighed and she activated her omni-tool when she approached the HVAC vent, where she opened it and practically yanked the fluffy cat out by his chest, the big tom cat purred loudly in her arms as she approached the bed and was helped to a spot between the married couple and she used her own tail as a seat back.

“You named your cat Scrotum?” Kevin asked incredulously and Kiro nodded.

“It’s short for Schrodinger. My sister named him. She said it’s because he likes to go everywhere he isn’t allowed to and seems to show up all over the place.” Kiro answered.

“Really, are you playing the normal kitty again, Schrodinger?” Penta asked the cat. It mewed back at her with a tilt of his head as Kiro pet him, purring intensified. “Uh, Schrodinger?”

“He is a normal cat. We’ve had him since we adopted him as a stray kitten.” Kiro said as the male calico, which was next to impossible and nearly guaranteed he was homosexual, nosed her smaller boobies in obvious curiosity about why his second-favorite pillows were smaller. He was Kally’s, mostly, but she still loved the little guy.

“Let’s not go there, Penta. Now, I’m gonna rewind the movie to the point it was at when Kiro popped into existence.” Kevin said and Kiro perked when he casually wrapped and arm around her waist and she smiled with a fluffy flush as she let the two beautiful people lean into her.

“I love this movie!” Another cat cheered while appearing in Penta’s lap. Schrodinger mewed in seeming agreement and Kiro settled down to relax after her pleasurable ordeal.

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“Don't forget yer old shipmate, faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe~!” EDI sang, finishing up the latest of a number of shanties while she navigated the Blade along the route Doctor Doppler had given her from his fancy ancient map.

“This is less a ‘sea’ and more of a river, EDI.” Her ‘domestic god’ husband, Joker, said from inside of her. He was in the galley cooking something, but since she’s been a ‘retired’ ship for thousands of years, he could hear her since her comm system was always open.

“I can sing sea shanties whenever I want while I’m driving!” EDI playfully replied while easily avoiding some debris floating in from the almost silk-like barrier that defined the Webway. Things from Beyond could drift through, but not with intent it seemed. At least the Blade was a less impressive scaled-up version of her Alt, so it was easy to adjust.

“Cats, so many cats.” Jimbo groaned when he sulked back into the bridge, which was empty aside from EDI and the soulless droids helping with subroutines. “Please tell me there’s no cats here. He went somewhere inside me somehow, then left me after he got bored.”

“Oh, Schrodinger? He’s just a silly kitty looking for anything to keep him entertained.” EDI had plenty of experience with the little cutey over the millenia. After all, even though she’s retired, she’s a historical ship who was crucial to events that led to Nexus’s Ascension and screwing Hell over so hard that they haven’t returned to this dimension since.

“I just wish whatever it was that interested him, it wasn’t inside me.” Jimbo grumbled and sat next to the astromech droid, who was an eminently important historical figure. She was docked in a berth rapidly and professionally installed by Nexus, who was on board as the most capable engineer in the Three Galaxies. “So...want company? You’re all alone up here.”

“I’m not alone. My hubby lives inside me, but it’ll be nice to chat with someone new for once.” EDI chirped happily and she tittered when she felt Joker playfully slap a wall. “Would you like to hear the story of when I-uh. Captains Kally or Kiro, is it normal for there to be a black wall to completely block the Webway?”

“Does it have spikes, circular white wards or a giant face for a door?” Kally asked through the intercom and EDI had to consider which of those was the dominant feature.

“Uh, the first two.” EDI really didn’t want to know about the giant face-door.

“Reverse course, you went into Khorne’s part of the Warp. That’s Khaine’s Gate. How did you get here without passing Commorragh?” Kally asked and EDI checked her navigation. She hasn’t fucked up once since she became a Cybertronian! Oh. Uh-oh.

“Because Khaine’s Gate is another way into Commorragh, but yes, do NOT open that gate. If we’re on this side of it, then we should be in the Warp. The fact we’re all intact means somehow we’re not. I wish Brennie was here, she’d probably know another way.” Pillar responded with a sigh.

“What do you mean Brennie isn’t here?! I saw her go to bed with Jane and Kiro!” Jimbo demanded in worry and EDI cooed, detecting the hunk was romantically involved.

“Exactly, Jim. Did you forget she’s a Sex Goddess already? She’s probably in a sex coma right now.” Pillar retorted humorously and Jimbo groaned in dismay.

“Oh, c’mon! She could have at least invited me! Ever since I gave Urta and Penny back their Aspects, I’m suddenly left out of things past my own circle of lovers.” Jimbo pouted, the hulking white-shelled changeling looked utterly adorable to EDI.

“Tell her and she’ll pay attention. The only reason why is because she doesn’t want to pull you away from your own ladies that need your love.” Pillar explained with a snort. “If you need to, pin her to the bed and dominate her throughout the night.” Jimbo seemed to consider it and nodded at the suggestion.

“Yeah, me turning Jane down so much trying to get things done certainly didn’t help.” Jimbo said and EDI span her head with an astromech whistle. Damn boy, you are dense!

“Wait, you’re talking about Jane, not Brennie?” Pillar asked in bemusement while EDI looked at the map, the way she was going...ah. Oh. She did fuck up. Still, this thing shouldn’t be here. Time to double back. Wow, she felt so old suddenly.

“No offense, but I can’t even remember if I’ve been involved with Brennie. The past months have been a blur. I don’t think Brennie has even spoken to me more than a couple of times. So, yes, I was talking about Jane even though I was fretting about Brennie due to where we are.” Jimbo clarified and EDI chirped in amusement. He has it bad and he’s so clueless.

“…We need Brennie’s help, this place is starting to affect the crews’ minds.” Well, that’s another fact to include, considering it’s the Warp and this is the wrong side of Khaine’s Gate. Somehow.

“Materials!” Jimbo bolted to his hooves and EDI trilled in shock at the sight of a horrific red daemon that could only be a servant of Khorne with it’s red battle-scarred flesh and the number of spikes coming off of it. “You will die for-!” It was promptly pulped by Jimbo punching it’s face so hard it imploded somehow.

“Daemons! Alert! Daemons aboard! All hands to battle!” EDI announced, really wishing she wasn’t defenseless right now! She may be a Cybertronian, but her astromech Alt was still just an astromech droid~! One with micro-missiles and blasters, but she was stationary right now!

“Materials!” Several more of the monsters shouted as they emerged from thin air, but Jimbo was clearly not all show in the hunky beefcake muscle department, crushing and breaking them with every strike. EDI was moving the ship away from Khaine’s Gate, which was clearly on the Warp side! Why was the Webway pretending to be here?!

Upon the realization, EDI squeaked in horror and felt the only reason she didn’t just fry her circuits upon seeing the impossibility of the Warp was because she played super-trippy simulations with her hubby sometimes!

They’re in the Warp! Brennie isn’t around! Gods save them!