fun fact: if you say senpai many times fast, it will start to sound to like "i simp".

senpai simp i
i simp senpai
senpai i simp

that senpai-i-simp! that senpai-i-simp! i do not like that senpai-i-simp!

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Additional tags: poetry, cringe, ruining innocent children's stories, because that's what the brony fandom is all about, lolz