Beat Hazard

Name: Stargaze Inferno

Age:23

Occupation:Fast Food Worker

Race:Pegasus

My job sucks, I get paid minimum wage a month and my boss is a loon. But my pay helps me out with one thing in life, video games. It's all I do, just play like a boss. I just really hope that people would stop telling me to buy Cattlefield 3, it's all about Call of Cutie:Modern Warmare 3.

Name:Prince

Age:23

Occupation:Waiter

Race:Alicorn(But hides it in secret)

Horseback Steakhouse is pretty much like hell wrapped up in a bottle. You have to run back and forth trying to please everyone you see, and my boss is a creeper in clothes. My staff-members aren't forces to be reckoned with either. I just wish I could go home and play Mario Carriage for once people, ONCE!

6:00

"You ready Prince?" I asked through the headset.

"Hell yeah I am!" Prince replied.

"So, Drop Zone or Search?" I asked.

"Search, I haven't been the hero to save the team in a while." Prince answered braggingly.

"No dice buttercup." I replied annoyed.

6:15

"Come on Prince, everyone's dead, only you can kill him and disarm the bomb!" I screamed even though he couldn't hear me. I was watching the screen sweating frantically at the same time.

"No please Prince for dear Celestia don't go BACK THERE!" I screamed. But as if like a chain reaction went off, my words were caught by the sounds of gunfire followed by the ROUND LOSS.

"What a noob." One guy said.

"Yeah seriously, get some contacts before playing this game man." Another one said.

As the game ended, Prince and I decided to play a new game.

"How about Cutie's Row: The Third?"

"Sure." He replied

7:00

"One question, how much SHIT WAS IN THAT PLANE?" Prince asked confusingly.

"No questions, just shut up and shoot, I'll catch Shaundi!" I replied quickly.

For the next minute I was diving to Shaundi while this guy was shooting inaccurately everywhere.

"Where the hell are you shooting to, Luna?"

"I dunno, but all I know is that all the stuff on that plane cost more than the damage done at the Gala."

"Oh shut up." I replied.

Name:Pearl Shine

Age:22

Occupation:Cashier

Race:Unicorn

I was galloping quickly to my house to meet up with the guys on XCLOP. I rammed my door to my house open, placed down my saddlebag, grabbed my controller and headset, and pressed the power button. I was met with the familiar startup screen followed by the dashboard. I saw that both the guys were playing Cutie's Row and joined there party.

"Well guess who let the cat out of the bag!" Stargaze said jokingly.

"Can it blue-brain, or you won't get any of the cat in my bag!" I replied confidently.

"Owned." Prince commented.

So I see you guys are playing Cutie's Row, mind if I join in?" I asked.

"Only if you can tell this good for nothing twit to stop launching people." Stargaze replied.

"You gotta make use of the pre-order DLC man." Prince replied in protest.

"Or maybe we should play some Dream Fortress 2." I said slyly.

"You had me at should." Prince replied.

I facehoofed.