Beat Hazard

"So your telling me...that you can open ports and let us play a non-multiplayer games with multiplayer?" I asked Pearl.

"Yup." she replied.

"So while you work on that, Stargaze and I will be headin' off to Gameclop!" Prince came out of nowhere.

"Wait...we are?" I asked, but got cut short when he pulled me out of the house. We ran as quickly as we could, but I was no match for the grey stallion. His work in the food business gave him the upper-hand, I really need to work at Horseback with him.

"So you say I can run faster than you huh?" Prince asked.

"Wuh? How the hell did you hear my thoughts?" I asked confused.

"Well you see, when a male stallion and a female mare really like each other...."*10 minutes of that*.

"I think I've just been scarred for life." I shuddered.

"How? You're the one getting all of it from Pearl." Prince replied.

"No not at that, and how the hell do you know these things!?" I screamed a little too loudly starting a crowd.

"I'm just a beast." Prince whispered into my ear.

*HOOFSLAP*

Prince and I gazed at the masterpiece, the front cover copy of The Pony Scrolls V: Skyrim.

"Too bad it's not multiplayer." Prince said sadly.

"Did you not read the first sentence of this chapter! The viewers are gonna be pissed at your retardedness!" I yelled at Prince.

"Geez, you mad bro?" Prince asked.

"I'm going to buy the game, are you or what?" I asked annoyed.

"Yeah sure, or we could get this!" He said holding up a copy of a game donning five figures wearing advanced armor with one holding a minigun, one holding a sniper, one holding a pistol, and one holding a shotgun. The words "Halo: Equis" above them.

"Stargaze, where the hell are you?" Prince asked. He turned over the cover and found a note saying "Hell NO, NOW BUY SKYRIM AND AND GET YOUR ASS TO YOUR HOUSE!"

"I'm going to kill you." Prince growled while purchasing his game.

"I don't speak bird but....I got a DAMN GOOD TRANSLATOR FUS RO DAH DRAGON!" Prince screamed into his mic.

"Dammit Prince, that's the fifth enemy you've taken my kill from!" Pearl raged.

"Wait, where's Stargaze?" Prince asked.

"I dunno." Pearl replied.

"HOHOHO, MERRY BURNINHELLMAS!" I screamed riding in on a dragon.

"How the hell did you do that?" Pearl asked attentively.

"It's called hacks, LOOK IT UP!" I replied happily.

"FUS RO DAH!" Prince screamed, not ony killing my dragon, but killing me too.

"Damnit, I'm out."

"Me too." Pearl added.

"Wanna go have sex?" I asked

"Sure." She replied happily.