Beat Hazard
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Previous ChapterNext Chapter10:00 P.M., 2 hours before release of new Playstable Vita. From the viewpoint of Stargaze.
"Up and down boys, ten more pushups and we'll start on barraging through crowds!"Pearl commanded like a drill sergeant.
"Anymore of this and I'm barraging through you."Prince mumbled silently.
Pearl eyed him in anger, "What was that private?" Pearl raged on.
"Nothing ma'am!" Prince replied quickly.
"I will have no back talk, we need to get those systems before they're sold out until next shipment. Our number one priority is to get each of us one system, survive the crowds and possibly moshpits, and hightail our asses out of there!" Pearl instructed.
"Can we at least have a break." I asked trying to breathe.
"No breaks...or no sex!" Pearl demanded.
"Must you torture me!" I said in distraught.
"Your acting like you have it bad." Prince eyed at me.
"Speaking of that, what were you really doing yesterday, huh?" I asked in confusion.
"A two hour crap...yeah...a crap." He replied knowing that he lied.
"How does one man get five hundred bits from crapping?" Pearl asked holding up his wallet.
"...I uh, went to the Equestria Book of World Records office and showed them...yeah...showed them." Prince lied.
"Will you stop doing that, wait, what's up with your wings?" I asked now just downright wondering.
"Heh, someone has a wing-boner." Pearl said in a sly tone.
"I do not!" Prince replied in defense.
We both pointed to his now fully erect wings. He started to blush madly.
I gasped, "Did you finally get laid yesterday!" I said sarcastically.
"That doesn't explain the five hundred bits, wait, are you a hooker?" Pearl asked starting to slowly inch away from Prince.
"No, alright, here's the truth, I went to a Mario Carriage Tournament and met this fine ass pegasus named Moon Beam, also at the tournament I won second place and got the prize of five hundred bits, and no, I didn't get laid Stargaze." Prince explained.
"Didn't we tell you to get your head out of the games!" Stargaze demanded.
"Well you know what Stargaze, the world doesn't perform to your or Pearl's rules alright. It's my life and I can do whatever the hell I want to do with it! So buck off!" Prince yelled in anger.
"We were just saying that you shou-" I was cut off with a hoof to the face.
"Hey, what the hell is wrong with you!" Pearl shouted in rage. But Prince just ran out of the house and to somewhere else.
"Ohhh, my head." I mumbled in pain.
"Prince kind of owned you, but I think we were too demanding on him, and about that Moon Beam pony." Pearl wondered.
"I think we need to pay a visit." I replied.
11:00 from the viewpoint of Prince
How dare those two, thinking they can rule over my life like I'm there slave, it's disgusting. I just wanted to get as far away from them before they- *CRASH*
"Ow!" Winced a girly voice.
"Pearl, get away from me!" I said in rage.
"Who's Pearl?" Asked the voice.
"Umm, never mind, who are yo-" I said before gasping at my sight. It was a pony with an extremely dark blue coat, a snow white mane, and emerald green eyes, that pegasus, Moon Beam.
"Oh I remember you, you got second in that tournament we were at yesterday!" She said kind of happy.
"Um yeah!" I said feeling better.
"I was just on my way to Gameclop to wait in line for the Playstable Vita, would you like to join me?" She asked.
"Sure!" I replied happily.
11:30
"You know, two paragraphs ago when I said that we were gonna pay some visits, it sounded much cooler back then." I told Pearl.
"Never mind that, it's only thirty minutes until the release, we need to go to Gameclop right now!" Pearl yelled.
"Fine but if I get to the system first, I get a quicky!" I demanded.
"So you say that you never lose in Mario Carriage huh?" Moon asked.
"Yup." I replied
She quickly flew to my ear and whispered "Well you lost to me."
"Oh alright, one measly loss can't kill ya." I replied in defense.
She pointed to the massive crowd outside of the Gameclop. "Well that surely can."
"Just hand me the bits and we'll have those systems faster than you can say...ah screw it."
With that I ran into the crowd with know intent on turning back.
"Who the hell stays up this late at night for a freaking system!" I screamed.
"I dunno, Buck Norris?" Pearl suggested.
(Epic Montage Time)
I ran into the crowd with my hopes high, even if my chances of getting a system where very low.
"I GOT ONE, I GOT ONE!" A pony screamed in happiness.
I grabbed his shoulder and turned him around, "Nope, Buck Testa." I said punching him in the muzzle and picking up his system.
"Alright, just need one more and I'm out of this hellhole." I said in delight.
(Even Longer Epic Montage Time)
I looked around the store looking for another and only spotted three, two of which were quickly taken. I ran through a lot of the crowd before a gray figure take the system.
"Stop right there you low-life piece of shit(WOAH).
"Heh, I always knew you'd show up to stop me, but I can't let you have that system Prince." I started into a battle stance.
"Well, I can't let you screw up my chances for a shot at a love life, so move blue-brain." Prince raged.
The crowd started to gather and wonder about the commotion going on.
"Woah check it out, two guys are fighting over a system." A pony said.
The crowd started chanting "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!".
Prince and I didn't notice, we were too busy lashing punches at each other.
"Give me the damn system Prince!" I screamed.
"Hell no, fork over the damn box you prick." Prince replied angrily.
The power of our fighting was starting to take over the magic inside of us and we each started to rage more and more until we were both surrounded in auras the color of our coat colors. We both ran to each other, both of out fists clenched in anger and frustration, as we got close enough, we both threw out punches at each other, only not knowing the destruction it would cause.
So how dyu like the story so far, and how are your contest entries coming, if you don't know what I'm talking about, read the end of chapter 3. Good luck all my little cookies!
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