Beat Hazard

9:00 P.M. (From the viewpoint of Prince)

"Dyu know how hard it is to get first place when there's sex going on in THIS HOUSE!" I screamed at them.

"Well maybe you should get your own girl mister "Best at Mario Carriage"." Pearl called out.

"Seriously, you need to sometimes get your head out of the games and into life!" Stargaze added.

"I'm fine alright, I'm just DAMNIT PRINCESS CELESTIA, WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS USE THE SPINY SHELL!" I screamed in frustration.

"Geez, you mad bro?" Stargaze commented.

"Take a chill pill." Pearl shot in.

"How about you two go back to what your doing, and I'll go back to mine." I gritted through my teeth.

*Dead silence*

"Umm, hello?" I asked kind of worried.

I walked over to the room wondering what was going on, opened the door, and ran at the sight.

"Oh Celestia, 69 is not my favorite number anymore." I mumbled.

I was out taking a walk, I've been doing that a lot lately since Stargaze and Pearl have had other plans like dinner, a movie, stuff like that. I kindly refused not to go because, I just didn't want to spoil it for them. But they were right though, I've been playing games a lot lately, and my social life isn't that big. I was right then currently staring at the giant sign on the Gameclop window showing that they would be having a tournament.

"A Mario Carriage tournament huh, could get some new friends if I won." I told myself.

I walked over to the sign-up sheet, posted my name, and collided headfirst with another pony.

"Watch where you goin-" I stopped in my tracks. In front of me was the most beautiful pegasus I've ever seen in my life.

"Uh, sorry." She apologized. She quickly flew over to the sign-up sheet, posted her name, and flew quickly out of there. I cupped both of my hoofs over my face and kept telling myself "I'm such an idiot" before I decided to walk back to the house.

"Sorry I'm late, I went to-" I stopped mid-sentence quickly realizing that if I told them about the tournament, they'd surely get pissed.

"I went to uh, take a two hour long crap...yeah...a crap." I lied.

"Oh, um, kay?" Stargaze replied in confusion.

"Up for a game of Canterlot Crashers? We need a Red Knight." Pearl asked.

"No thanks, I think I'll just go to my own house....yeah...my house." I denied.

"Is it me, or does every time he does something he repeats it?" Stargaze asked.

But I was already out of there.

The walk back to my house took only fifteen minutes, but it felt like an hour for my anxious waiting for the tournament.

I kept telling myself, "You got this, your the man, me gusta." I had played Mario Carriage on every system nonstop for three hours straight, only being fueled by Red Pegasus, the best energy drink in Equestria.

6:55 A.M.

Everyone was at their stations, ready to tackle this tournament faster than my first kiss (0.4 seconds). I looked around, but stopped when I spotted that pegasus I ran into the day before. As I made my way over to smooth talk her, the announcer started saying "Alright, fillies and gentlecolts, on my mark, we will reveal the track, first place get's a thousand bits, second gets 500, and third gets 250, others get a cookie."

"Sweet deal." I said sarcastically to myself.

"On your marks, get set..." I was sweating, a lot, a little too much, I think I created a sweat puddle..."GO"

"What? OH CRAP!" I screamed starting to accelerate. Oh this is easy, Rainbow Road was the track that Pearl and Stargaze could never beat me at.

"5th, 4th, 3rd, 2nd." I was telling myself in concentration.

"Your not getting me this time Toad!" The person in front of me said launching and green shell back at me, nailing me with direct impact.

"Damn you!" I raged.

I drove through an item box, hoping for a red shell since we were already on the final lap.

"Crap, banana, I only have one shot." I told my self throwing the banana. I watched it sail right in front of him, spinning him out and granting me the lead, or so I thought as I passed the finish line.

"Hell yeah! I got, wait a second..I GOT SECOND!" I screamed in anger.

"Yup, it turns out that that pegasus over there got first." The announcer explained. I expected him to point over at the pegasus that I hot with the banana, but he actually pointed to the one I bumped into the day before.

"Well this sucks." I told myself.

"Don't be so hard on yourself kid, at least you won 500 bits for yourself." The announcer told me.

"Yeah, you're right." I replied.

I walked out of the store with a heavier wallet when I was stopped by someone. I turned around to be face to face with that pegasus from yesterday.

"Oh um, hi?" I told her confusingly.

"I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday, also that my name is ( Can someone recommend me a name? OC not main cast)." Then she flew away.

10:00 A.M.

"Sorry I'm late, I was on a journey....yeah...a journey." I lied.

"That's totally not suspicious at all.....did you get laid?" Stargaze asked me.

"I wish man, where's Pearl?" I asked. He pointed down to his crotch area.

"OH GOD!" I closed my eyes and ran headfirst into a wall.

Contest Time

My cookies, I summon you a task, for the champion emerges with glorious prizes. You see, your fellow king wants an awesome, creative title card for this story, he wants the link to each picture, and a cookie (not really). We all know the Stargaze is blue and black, Prince is ash grey, and Pearl is white with a pink mane. Good luck, AND GOOD COOKIES!