Beat Hazard

"Alright, ROLL CALL!" Aaron screamed.

"Now characters, we always need to take a mid-story roll call to make sure we're not missing any- where's Prince?" I asked suddenly worried.

"Um...I actually don't know, maybe in the bathroom with his Playcolt collection...still need to find that." Starbass muttered.

Aaron ran to the bathroom but it was empty, well except for the half-used bottle of lotion.

"Hey has anyone seen Pearl?" A voice called out.

"WE LOST TWO? COME ON DAMMIT!" Aaron screamed in rage.

"Geez man, calm your titties, I saw them both at Gameclop for some new game release." The voice replied.

"Couldn't you say that five minutes ago?" I asked.

"It's hard to with your all-caps-rage you got going on there." The voice answered.

Aaron was in front of the Gameclop, but had no sign of Prince or Pearl.

"Oh wait it wasn't Gameclop, they were at Prince's house. The voice remembered.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" Aaron screamed.

At Prince's house, they found Prince and Pearl making out while watching Titanic.

"Hey, that looks like a scene from Sanity Not Included!" Pinkie yelled out.

"Um, what?" I asked.

"Nothing silly!" Pinkie replied happily.

4th Wall Operating Base

"Sir, it was confirmed that the wall has cracked again!" A corporal panicked.

"I know, that confounded pink pony is trying to kill us all!" The general gritted in anger.

He punched a few buttons on the supercomputer and got a status check on the 4th wall.

Wall Strength:0.89

"One day, SHE WILL BE FREE!"