Beat Hazard

Killing me, you guys are killing me.

"First off, Pinkie, STOP BREAKING THE DAMN FOURTH WALL!" Aaron raged.

"Prince,Pearl,STOP EXCHANGING YOUR DAMN SALIVA!" Aaron continued.

"Starbass, GET SOME BADASS BACKGROUND MUSIC!" Aaron demanded.

"Alright bitches, listen up, we need to get something straight here, Aaron, that's me, is the author, the person writing this story is named Aaron!" Aaron explained.

"Starbass, is like the male version of Vinyl Scratch, he's damn awesome." Aaron continued.

"Well th-WHAP. Aaron hit him in the face with a textbook.

"SHUT UP!"

"Geez, you mad br-WHAP WHAP

"NO TALKING!"

"Now, I need recommendations, what can make this story better? Leave your comments, ideas, or anything in the comments. DO IT MAGGOTS, I'LL GET CHARGE ON YOU!"(Three of me v.s School Society Reference)

"I have an idea, GET LAID!" A voice called out. I pulled out a controller.

"You shouldn't have done that." Aaron said calmly. I pushed the red button, no one EVER pushes the red button.

"TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!" A military pony called out.

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"Goodbye!"

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, I'm getting lazy, and my chapters are getting shorter, so pile up the ideas.