I've decided to rewrite this story. It started off poorly, and I had dumb intentions for it. Every time I think of this story it makes me cringe in embarrassment. So I'm going to fix it. I'll keep this up until I get past the first few chapters in the new version, but I might end up deleting it afterwards, or keep it up as a reminder to myself what not to do. I'll post a link once I publish the new version.