An otherwise boring diplomatic trip to the Griffon Empire turns dicey for Celestia when the local cuisine leaves her seriously backed up. Constipated for the past few days, the urge to go finally returns at the worst possible moment. Will she make it before it's too late, or will she end up ruining a lot more than just her panties?

Content warning: Poop, pee, farts, toilet use, and some poor attempts at comedy