Bernie Aprils, beloved reoccurring character from the Ponies: The Anthology series, goes on heart-pounding, crazy adventures in the magical land of Equestria! Being the salesman he is, the ponies can't help but fall for his charms. Join him as he frolics through the fields of friendship, and overcomes harsh, dramatic tension that will make you say "yeah, that's definitely a story".

Shoutouts to Cole Donnerstag for convincing me to go through with this mess of a story in a VC at like 3 in the morning, and to Windber for being born in the same hospital as Bernie Aprils.