The Traveling Horseman

''Hy everypony! How are ya today? Oh that's so nice. Me? Oh I had a great day! I think I scared Traveler a liiitle bit. I'm sorry for breaking the fourth wall that much. But I wanted to make Traveler confused. This is not gonna happen again, because our dimensions will melt together and something bad is gonna happen. And if something bad happens, then everypony will be sad and grumpy. So don't worry, I know what I'm doing. I'm Pinkie Pie after all.
But now, I have to make Traveler smile. Can you help me making him smile... or creeped out even more? Awww, thank you!
Now, sing with me everypony!''

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The music in the background became louder and Pinkie started bouncing up and down. Traveler stared with wide eyes, not sure if something bad is going to happen.

Then the party pony started singing...

''My name is Pinkie Pie!''

''What the...?''

''And I am here to say...''

''What are you-?''

''I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day!''

''Where is the music come from?''

''It doesn't matter now!''

''What?''

''Just sing along with me!''

''No way!''

''Then I call my friends to help so we can cheer you up!''

''Why you-?!''

'''Cause you never smiled in this fic!''

''Yes I did! Wait, what?!''

''It fills your heart with sunshine all the while!''

''No it doesn't!''

'''Cause all you really need's a smile, smile, smile! From these happy friends of mine!''

And there... EVERYPONY POPPED UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTED SINGING!

Traveler had enough and started running away. ''IT MAKES NO SENSE!'' He thought and looked back...

JUST TO SEE A SMILING AND SINGING AND TROTTING MOB, FOLLOWING HIM!

''WHAT DO YOU WANT?!''

''I'd love to see you grin!''

''LEAVE ME ALONE!''

''I want to make you beam!''

''GET LOST!''

''When the corners of your mouth turn up, then we might let you beeaaeeeah!'' Sang the crowd. ''Brohoof!'' And everypony brohoofed, while they kept trotting after Traveler. It looked a bit funny, because they did like it's nothing with those legs.

AND IT WAS AN ABSOLUTELY EPIC BROHOOF SHARING!

''But if you kind of worried!''

''I AM WORRIED!''

''Then you should stop running!''

''NEVER!''

''Come on we-e worked so hard to get, all of Po-nie-ville!''

Traveler looked back as he heard the crowd really close. They didn't even ran after him. They were just trotting happily behind him.

Traveler wasted no time, turned towards a smaller house. He ran up on it's walls and pulled himself up. There, he laid on his back and tried to catch his breath. He could still hear the music as it soon started the next part of the song.

SUDDENLY THE PONIES JUST PULLED THEMSELVES UP ON THE ROOFS! AS THEY SAW HIM, THEY STARTED THE NEXT VERSE AND TROTTED TOWARDS HIM.

Traveler immediately stood up and started running away from the singing mob.

''WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME?!''

'''Cause I'l love to make grin, grin, grin!''

''NO, YOU DON'T!''

''Yes we do!''

''Busted out from ear to ear, let it began!''

''NO!''

''Just give me joyful grin, grin, grin! And we stop this silly chase!''

''I have to get out of here! I need to find the Element of Kindness.'' Thought Traveler and looked up. ''This is insane, it's... OH LORD NO! THEY BROUGHT SOME NEW FRIENDS TOO!'' There were some pegasi approaching too.

In front of him, a grey pegasus mare flew towards him. Her eyes were crossed and she had a silly grin on her face.
Traveler kept running towards her. He had to time that right or else...

Just before they crash into each other, he crouched down. The mare flew over him, while he dropped to the ground. He heard a loud crash and a mare saying 'My bad.' .
He made some noise too, as he landed on some boxes and rubbish in a dark alley. The music became quieter and some of the ponies jumped over the alley, leaving our hero alone.

''Phew...'' He sighed in relief.

''It's true, some days are dark and lonely...''

''AH!''

''But even you feel scared, then Pinkamena is here to show this isn't what you think it is...''

Traveler narrowed his eyes to see what is she doing. *SLINK* He heard a knife, brushing against something metal object. He then saw a silhouette. It was Pinkie Pie, with a fork 'n knife. (Haha! Fork 'n knife? It's the name of a song. You should check it out here! It's really good...)

''There's one thing I want to tell you and makes this whole fic complee-te! And that's when I say the famous word CUPCAKES!''

Traveler's horrified face returned. ''BACK OFF!''

''I'm really am so sorry!''
''I just have to say this!''
''I say cupcakes, you show cupcakes!''
''And that's okay for me!''

SUDDENLY THE MUSIC BECAME LOUDER. PONIES BOUNCED TROUGH THE HOUSES AND LANDED ON THE GROUND.

And Traveler just ran...

'''Cause I just love to see you beam, beam, beam!'' Pinkie appeared next to Traveler, then disappeared and reappeared on his other side. ''(Yes I do!)''

''AAAAAHHHH!''

''Tell me what more can I do to make you iiinsane?!'' Pinkie jumped up on traveler's shoulders.

''GET OFF ME! AAAHHH!''

''It makes me happy when you scream, scream, scream!''
''This means I did it weeee-el!''

She jumped off from his shoulders and landed beside him.

''Come on everypony smile, smile, smile!''
''Fill his heart up with sunshine, sunshine!''
''AlI we really need's a smile, smile, smile!''
''For my scared friend of mine!''

''Come on everypony smile, smile, smile!''
''Fill his heart up with sunshine,sunshine!''
''All we really need are smiles, smiles, smiles!''
''For her scared friend of heee-ers!''

Everypony happily joined. Windows opened, shops' doors opened and even the nearby Royal Guards started singing. (Standing still, with blank faces of course...) They even stopped following Traveler...

''Yes the perfect scare for hiiiim!''
(''Come on everypony smile, smile, smile!'')
''Is a random musical heeere!''
(''We make a musical heeere!'')
''To lose his mind easilyyyyy!''
(''We creeped him away easilyyyy!'')
''Smile, smile, smile, smile, smiiiiiile!''
''Come on and smile!''
''Come on and smile!''

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Dead silent fell upon the town, as everypony kept their epic finishing pose. At least everypony smiled...

''He disappeared...'' Said somepony from the crowd.

''I think he liked it!'' A mint green unicorn mare, commented happily.

''Should we worry about him Miss Pie?'' Asked a Royal Guard, as he released himself, from the group-hoof-lock.

''Ahhh, he is fine. I know where he went.'' Answered Pinkie, waving a hoof.

''Well, that moment has passed. Back to work!'' And the two royal guard went back to their posts.

As everypony moved away, continuing their own business, Pinkie started trotting out of the town.

''That... was... EPIC!''

And that is Pinkie Pie... and Ponyville for you.
I'm sorry for the previous chapter. I wanted to prepare traveler for that... event, song or I don't know what that was. I read trough the previous one and I saw, how unnecessary was that. I'm not gonna delete it, but don't worry! There will be no stupid chapter like that. Those jokes were mistakes.
Again sorry and have a nice day!