Shining Armour makes the terrible mistake of not looking where he’s going. After dying in possibly the most embarrassing fashion possible he awakens in Hell.

Can Shining Armour survive demonic unicorns, backbreaking labour, and the devil himself?

Will Shining Armour actually learn a lesson?

There’s only one way to find out! By reading this story!

This story was made for the Shining Armour is a Terrible Dad Competition
The amazing cover was done by: anonymous_commenter
This story was also helpfully edited by: The Fan Without a Face

(Note: The various issues in this story will be fixed at some point in the future. Until then please know that none of these mistakes were the editor’s fault as I only gave them a few hours to do their job. I take full responsibility for any and all mistakes in this fanfic. This note will be removed after the story’s issues are fixed.)