Fat Albert, Super Jerk, and the Goblin Tower

Discord twiddled his little draconequus thumbs as his master plan came into play; the whole of Equestria stuck inside his pretty little portals; and no, no; Discord was no cheapskate. There was a special reality made for everypony, specially made for the utmost chaos possible, and they were delightfully endless!
"Looks like we're in for a delightful storm of chaos," chucked Discord.
But from his screen, he could find only one pony who wasn't reacting like they were supposed to. Discord frowned at the notion, for this reality was the one he put the most work into, and apparently, Ditzy Doo wasn't reacting like she was supposed to.
Discord downed his army hat and shouted, "I'm going in!" then disappeared in a flash of smoke.

=SOMETHINGRANDOM=

Ditzy Doo stared at her land of muffins. She was, after all, the queen of them all, and they would treat her as such, succulently jumping into her mouth. After all, a dream this all was, even in discorded reality. Ditzy felt a slight pop to her thoughts as she woke up, startled, and stared at the perfect Ponyville. Nothing was wrong in her mind. After all, she recognized her faults already. There were no more for Discord to make.

"Not fun," sulked Discord. "Not fun."
Suddenly, he was struck with the most brilliant of ideas, and a lightbulb smashed itself on his head, rendering a thought. He dashed out of the frame to reveal a muffin on a platter, and lightly tapped Ditzy on the shoulder, getting on his politician face and full set of medieval armor. Ditzy turned around to see the perfect golden muffin, laced with blueberries and set gracefully on a velvet platter for consumption.

Ditzy stared at the piece of work, her eyes bulging out of her head, mouth salivating.
"Take it, my queen," Discord kneeled in his renaissance knight outfit.

Instead of taking it, however, Ditzy became enveloped in a black, steaming aura, sizzling Discord's many pairs of sunglasses right off his face. Her face became solemn, eyes in the natural pose of cross-eyed forgiveness, and body in a holy aura as she smiled.

"Ditzy? Holy crap," Discord mumbled, his face a pale white.

Ditzy's eyes flashed with the true, pure fires of hell as she confronted Discord head on, the knowledge of a thousand nations reflected in sorrow.

"The world is in deep change. A new world order has been set forward. As we welcome these changes, I heard you, the people of the world, cry out: “Will there be muffins?”. The answer is no. There will be no muffins in the new world order. The illuminati said so. Meditate. And repent."

Discord stood still, his body becoming pure stone from the iciness of her gaze, the pure knowledge and wisdom, so did not falter in moving.

Ditzy, however, walked along the path to an unperturbed Ponyville, and resumed her derp-eyed state as she smiled.

"Though the world order is coming, it is not here yet. I will endulge myself with a muffin."

-Fin P2

**A/N: I've only got 3 suggestions thus far. PLEASE send more and favorite and stuff. Also, I'll take 400-word prompts for ponies who have not been done yet. From now on, ponies are 1 per chapter. If it happens once, a pony will never appear again (excluding mane 6. actual plot there.).**