**Notice: This story is INTENTIONALLY random. It is not a trollfic, nor a meta. If you have any random ideas for it, feel free to share them.**
After Pinkie Pie refuses to return The History Of Cakes to Twilight, she inadvertently dooms all bearers of the Elements Of Harmony by jumping into the first thing she sees: a blue portal. Almost instantly, they pop up all over Equestria, and almost everyone jumps in them. This story's not only about the ponies who jump in them, but about what happened when they were inside; too interesting to pass up.