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Ponies, cannons, and war

by Fashionably Late
Waking up at sea and in an alien body, a fool sets out seeking sanctuary and possibly more.

Waking up to an explosion and a shower of cold water is not how most people start their day. Neither do people typically find themselves turned into pony/ship hybrids with a possibly unwanted sex change thrown on top for good measure. Nevertheless, our protagonist decides to ignore these issues until civilization is reached. And once that's done...who knows? After all one surely does not get naval guns with the intent that they not be used. And if, or when, they're used who will be on the wrong side of those barrels? One thing is for sure though, logic has clearly taken a vacation.

Featured 12/20/24!
Featured again 2/9/25!

Teen
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Adventure
Sex
Profanity
Violence
Crossover
Death
Human
 
OPMP

61473 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
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31 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Where am I? What's going on? And why am I a pony with cannons? 2024-04-02 01:31:50 UTC
    3064
  2. Chapter 2: Sea trails and an ambush 2024-04-06 01:11:37 UTC
    2906
  3. Chapter 3: Meeting the natives and repairs 2024-04-07 00:30:25 UTC
    2975
  4. Chapter 4: Replenishment and pirates 2024-04-09 00:55:18 UTC
    2685
  5. Chapter 5: Round 2, fight! 2024-04-09 00:57:01 UTC
  6. Chapter 6: Attack on Manehattan 2024-04-17 02:42:00 UTC
    1332
  7. Chapter 7: Battle of Manehattan 2024-06-12 01:21:39 UTC
    3137
  8. Chapter 8: Battle of Manehattan aftermath 2024-06-13 22:48:20 UTC
    2207
  9. Chapter 9: Explanations and a demonstration 2024-06-17 21:08:58 UTC
  10. Chapter 10: Repairs and Canterlot 2024-06-18 23:23:34 UTC
    3009
  11. Chapter 11: Dreaming of princesses 2024-06-20 19:19:12 UTC
    2773
  12. Chapter 12: Exams 2024-06-22 22:00:28 UTC
    2286
  13. Chapter 13: A new captain, evacuation plan and research projects 2024-06-26 20:12:45 UTC
    1812
  14. Chapter 14: Science! 2024-07-01 20:24:20 UTC
    2062
  15. Chapter 15: Planning 2024-07-06 21:56:03 UTC
    1993
  16. Chapter 16: Back to Manehattan 2024-07-14 22:24:54 UTC
    2005
  17. Chapter 17: Sink the panzerschiffe 2024-07-16 22:20:16 UTC
    2005
  18. Omake 1: 1000th views, 1 interview 2024-09-10 16:50:40 UTC
  19. Chapter 18: Battle of Trottingham 2024-10-01 06:37:43 UTC
    6773
  20. Chapter 19: Rumble in Bronclyn 2024-12-06 21:01:58 UTC
    2150
  21. Chapter 20: Rumble in Bronclyn aftermath 2024-12-14 21:11:40 UTC
    2174
  22. Chapter 21: One battleship for delivery 2024-12-18 19:25:31 UTC
  23. Omake 1.5: Pinkie breaks the wall 2024-12-21 05:37:09 UTC
    1121
  24. Chapter 22: A, new, reason to fight 2024-12-27 01:11:32 UTC
    2084
  25. Chapter 23: The Pink one and the Moon princess 2025-01-01 21:24:04 UTC
    1954
  26. Omake 2: Battle of the North Celestial, Mirror, Sea 2025-01-14 23:49:19 UTC
  27. Chapter 24: Shakedown cruise 2025-01-20 06:07:49 UTC
    2953
  28. Chapter 25: Misinformed, mistaken, misled 2025-01-28 00:49:30 UTC
    2032
  29. Chapter 26: Meanwhile, in Vanhoover 2025-02-09 08:46:02 UTC
    2013
  30. Chapter 27: Clear Moon, a conference and it's not butter 2025-02-13 01:31:07 UTC
    1968
  31. Chapter 28: A pearl at harbor 2025-02-15 06:34:29 UTC