TAG-TEAM FICTION

*This is a quick story made at 1AM that is made for the fun of it and no other reason by 2 people with nothing better to do.*

“Okay what the hell happened. I go to sleep on the goddamn couch when I wake up, get ready to go out ,and find out that our house has transported out of the city onto an open pasture” said Chris.

“What the hell are you talking about?” said Jeremy

“Look out the fucking window”

“All I see are....what the hell....ARE THOSE TREES?!”

Jeremy quickly gets ready and rushes out the door with Chris

“Umm Chris... Don’t get mad at what i’m going to say but...”

“What?”

“This forest look very familiar to me.”

“Why would I be mad? That should mean you know where we are and where we can get help right?”

“Yes..Just follow me.”

“Okay but let me lock the door first so nothing bad gets in”

*Jeremy sighs and proceeds to walk with Chris following*

The two walk through the forest for a couple of minute before they find a village

“Jeremy”

“What is it Chris?”

“Why does that village make me feel uncomfortable?”

“Because it shouldn't. It makes me feel happy”
“Why do I feel hate for you right now?”

“Lets just go and meet the locals and i’m sure we can get this straighten out.”

The two continued towards the familiar town. As they approached they saw that the town was empty.

“ Deserted, I wonder why?”said Jeremy

“How the hell should I know?”said Chris

*they stood in what seemed to be the middle of town and began to look around. As they look around themselves that saw a shadowy figure quickly move passed a large object and into a building. They also saw curtains quickly move as they peered around as if inhabitants were watching them.*

*Chris began to making a frustrated facial expression* “There toying with us”

“Chris who are you talking to?”

“Fuck this idle shit they're in their house staring at us ready to attack us at the slightest sign of danger.”

“How about I knock on that door over there that looks like it’s made of candy.”

“Fine go ahead i’ll just stay here and ready to fight whatever horde comes my way.”

Jeremy does as he said and approaches the door after a quick deep breath before knocking.

As he knocks on the door he hears a soft squeak and then puts on a massive grin while saying softly awww

“They won’t answer you that easily you know. There is a reason they're hiding from us.”said Chris

“Maybe they're just scared”Said Jeremy as he quickly flailed his hands in front of himself in a small motion.

*Sternly pointing*“Stop that now or you will be tasting my shoe”

Jeremy’s smile quickly became a frown.

*Sighing*”Fine”
*Starting to get angry*”We’re wasting our goddamn time here in this pathetic town. No one is going to help us so lets just leave.”

Without skipping a beat the door to the candy looking house opened and stood a little yellow pony.

“I’ll help ya strangers”said the little yellow pony

“Oh fuck I think I know where we are now”*Chris said with a shocked whisper.

“Uh.. Hello my name is Jeremy. My friend and I are in need of some assistance.”

“Aye can help you two!”said the little yellow pony

“Oh no you ain't little missy”said a larger orange pony with hat before pulling the smaller one back into the house and slamming the door.

Jeremy with a look of defeat walks back to Chris

“Well that was pointless”said Jeremy

“I told you we’re wasting sunlight being here. Lets go and maybe we can find real help instead of spineless town folk.”Said Chris

Again without skipping a beat the candy door opened, but this time a cyan pony stood there.

“WHO ARE YOU CALLING SPINELESS!”said the cyan pony

*Turning around with a furious look*”YOU BITCH!”yelled Chris

With that being said Chris and the cyan pony were ready to fight, but as the pony was at the start of it’s dash it was quickly caught by it’s tail but the orange pony and at the same time Jeremy jumped on Chris’ back grabbing him so he could not run & fight.

Next to intervene was a lavender pony with a horn and disapproving look on it’s face.

“I told you girls that we shouldn't have ignored them. Now look where we are.”

At the sight of the lavender pony Jeremy falls off Chris but quickly gets up and dusts himself off.

“Uhh... Thank you for coming out and stopping your friend.”said Jeremy a bit awkwardly.

Chris immediately knew from the way Jeremy spoke what was going on in his head.
“Let me go I can take him!”said the cyan pony

“Calm down Rainbow he is just a little angry and didn't mean what he said.”said the lavender pony

“I’m very sorry about my friends here. They thought you two were evil monsters coming to destroy our town.”said the same pony

“Well I guess the look of my friend here didn't help”said Jeremy

Chris was wearing a black opened zip up hoodie with the hood up, black baggy pants, black shoes with red laces, and a shirt that had Five Finger Death Punch written and a man with a skull for a head holding brass knuckles in his mouth, with a bloody hand print on his head. So it was no surprise he looked a bit like a monster to them. Jeremy on the other hand looked like your typical young adult so he didn't seem as great of a danger.

“Anyways my friend and I are in need of help like we said”

“Jeremy I don’t think they can help us”said Chris with a still frustrated look on his face and his arms crossed.

“It doesn't hurt to try.”

“Whatever.”

“Maybe we can talk this over at my house”said the lavender pony

“Alright then let’s go”said Jeremy

After a short walk to the home of the lavender pony which included her friends which were the cyan, and orange pony. She also had 4 other friends inside that were a pink pony who was bouncing around, 2 yellow ponies, and a white pony. The only other things that came with her was a purple and green dragon that seemed to be around the age of the smaller yellow pony. Except for the pink ones attempts to start a conversation the walk was quieter than a graveyard at night.

They all stood in the lavender ones home with was a tree and a library.

“So now that we’re all here and the tension is gone, how can we help you?”said the lavender pony

“Well uh we ummm kind of ahh”Jeremy said mumbling

Chris quickly taps the back of Jeremy's’ head with his hand to make him stop talking.

“What this mumbling fool is trying to say is that we woke up this morning with our house near the outskirts of a forest and we don’t belong here so we need help trying to set things in order.”said Chris

“Uhh yeah what he said”

“Wow that's really neat! Where are you from?! What do you do?! What are your special talents?!”The pink pony kept barraging the two with what seemed like endless questions.

“Pinkie darling you must learn to stop doing that every time somepony new comes in town.”said the white pony

This stopped pinkie in her place. Chris and Jeremy shot a glance of appreciation to the white pony.

“We should get the introductions out of the way first”said the lavender pony

“I’m Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends *pointing to each as she says their names* Rainbow Dash (Cyan), Rarity(White), Applejack(Orange), Pinkie Pie(Pink), Fluttershy(larger yellow), AppleBloom(smaller yellow), and Spike(Dragon).”

“What are your names?”

“I am Jeremy”

Chris stood silent.

“Names are for friends. So I won’t be needing one while i’m here.”

All the ponies and the dragon looked a bit shocked when he said that.

“Uhh so how can we help?” said Twilight

“Well you look smart, so i’m guessing you might know or be able to figure out how to help someone in our situation”said Chris

“Maybe I have a book here that can fix your issue.”

“Okay that's acceptable I guess. Jeremy stay here and help this hoofbeast find that book. I’m going back home to search for something and to get away from here.”

“Okay see you later Ch...uhh I mean bye.”

Chris proceeds to leave. As he leaves Rainbow Dash walks up to Twilight.

“Hey Twilight i’m going to follow him to make sure he isn't planning anything bad”

“Good call he seems like he could be a real problem.”

Rainbow Dash leaves quickly to make sure she won’t lose him

End Chapter 0