TAG-TEAM FICTION

Chris begins to walk home, but felt as if he was being followed and didn't like it. He noticed that all the ponies were out of their homes, but still kept their distance. He got a thought in his head that maybe because he walked with his hands in his hoodie pockets they thought he had a weapon in them. He didn't care if they feared him or not as long as they stayed away and left him alone he was somewhat happy.

“What is this guy up to?”Rainbow Dash said to herself “I bet it's no good. He’s going to get something dangerous and attack all of Ponyville. I hope the others are okay back there. That Jeremy fellow is a bit strange, but the others can easily take him down.

Sitting high on a cloud made it easy to follow someone unnoticed. Though it never shook the feeling of being followed.

Chris finally got home and sighed with relief. He was able to get back to his comfort zone away from the land of hoofbeasts as he liked to call them.

“Well I guess I better start doing my own searching.”Chris said to himself. “Now where the hell did I leave that fucking thing?*Chris began combing his home* "Shit this house is a fucking mess, it must be from that teleportation. I’ll clean it later. I have something to find first."

While unaware Rainbow Dash snuck into the house.She followed Chris like a shadow. So far all she saw was him going through multiple messy piles and hearing him say short words like “Nope”, “No”, “Not It”, “Surprise it’s not it”, and other variants.

“Could this be it?” asked Chris to himself. “OH GOD NO THAT’S JEREMY'S”.*Chris quickly throws the object across the room*

The object was a box containing pictures of provocative furry anthropomorphic women. when the box hit the floor the pictures scattered around the floor.Rainbow Dash saw the pictures and was almost unable to hold in a large gasp.

“Did he just say that belong to that Jeremy guy, good Celestia what’s wrong with him! They're so many pictures in this one small box?!”Rainbow Dash thought in her head

After a couple more minutes of searching Chris finds something!

“AH HA I KNEW I’D FIND YOU HERE”

This alerted Rainbow Dash to quickly be on alert for what he may have just found.

Chris grabs the object, pulls it out and holds it in the air with one hand in a victorious pose!

“MAI KENDO STICK! FOR THE NON-LETHAL LETHAL APPROACH”

Rainbow Dash took this as a weapon and jumped out to confront Chris.

“I knew you were up to no good”said Rainbow Dash

*Quickly turning around*”I fucking knew I was being followed!”

“Lets end what we started this morning.”

“I was thinking the same thing.”

Meanwhile at Twilight's' house. The only people/ponies left were Jeremy, Twilight, Rarity, and Spike.

“So Twilight what type of book are we looking for?” Jeremy asks

“Well anything that talks about the multiverse theory.” she answers

So for a while we search. At first Jeremy finds books on cooking, then on various magic subject, He also found one on dubstep. Jeremy thought “ What the fuck?” as he opened the book all he saw was wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub and the occasional drop the bass.Eventually Rarity says something “Twilight is this of any use” in front of her is a book.

Twilight trots over “Aha that's it.”

“Umm what, is it the book on the multiverse?” Jeremy asks

“Yes and now we can figure out a way to send you and that other kid home.” Twilight then addresses Rarity “Thank you Rarity but I’d like to go over this with Jeremy first.”

“That's alright Twilight I fully understand I’ll see you guys later.”

Rarity leaves with Spike in tow. Twilight heads toward the stairs leading up to her room. On the way there she trips and falls face first into the ground. Upon falling her tail flicks to the left revealing two thin little purple lips (and not the ones on her face) which Jeremy saw. When Twilight got back up Jeremy had a bright crimson blush along with some blood trickling down his right nostril. She turned around and saw that he was just standing there with a flustered look on his face.

“Are you OK.” Twilight asks him. Jeremy however did not answer as he continues staring away at the same spot. Twilight sighs and decides to levitate both him and the book up to her room. (“Inside Jeremy’s’ mind “ holyfuckingshitIjustsawtwilightclitohmygoshIsowishIcouldgetatitrightnow.”) Twilight then placed Jeremy on the bed and tried every method she could think of to get his attention. Again she sighed and went back on with her reading of the book. She makes it halfway through the book before Jeremy comes to his senses.

“Oh are you al...what how did we get up here?” He asks

“Well you spaced out or something so I brought you up her”

“Did you find anything in the book yet?”

“No not yet, if you want you can help.”

“Is there anything other than reading that I can do?”

“Not really, but you can, wait I found the entry on multiverse. Good can you write all this stuff I say down?”

“No problem.”

Twilight read along not word for word but in a shortened form get all the major points and some minor. Jeremy wrote it all down on a piece of parchment. Once finished they both agreed to wait until they talked to both Twilight's' and Jeremy’s’ friends before they continued. Now they had the rest of the day off. Twilight looked up at him with a look of struggle on her as if she was thinking whether or not to say something. Eventually she did make up her mind.

“ Umm....Jeremy, can I ask you something?”

“Sure what is it.”

“Well you know when I tripped right?”

“Right”

“ Well....”

Now back to the house warped into the woods.

Both Chris and Rainbow Dash were locked in a heated duel. Rainbow Dash quickly tackled Chris and pinned him down, but then he performed a monkey flip to get out of it and get to his feet again. He followed up with an elbow drop that included as spin as he fell. Rainbow Dash rolled out of the way and kicked Chris right in the stomach. Chris does a slight gasp to let the air out of his lungs so his stomach could constrict. They both stumble to get up.

*Breathing in and out softly*”Now you fucked up!”said Chris

“I’m not losing that easy”said Rainbow Dash

“Neither will I”

Chris rushes to Rainbow Dash and gives her what can be described as a spinning uppercut

“SHORYUKEN!”

Rainbow Dash hits the floor rolling and slams her back to the wall.

*Getting back on her hoofs*”Nice hit, now it’s my turn”

She flies right to his face and gives him a head-butt. The impact knocked down Chris and flipped Rainbow Dash over his head doing the same to her. Once again they both stumbled to get up trying to be faster than the other.

“I can go all day hoofed beast!”

“Same here monster!”

“You have no idea how badly I can destroy you rainbowed horse!”

“Go ahead and try dark clothed ape!”

“For an equine you sure are stubborn. You could almost be confused for an ass”

This infuriated Rainbow Dash. She once again tackled Chris. She quickly started stomping on his rib cage. Chris returned with a hay maker to get her off. Her next attacked was biting his hand. Chris then yanked on her left wing in order to get his hand out of Rainbows’ teeth. So far no blood was drawn except for a small drip out of Chris’ mouth from Rainbow Dash's’ attack on his ribs.

They stood once more. Chris wiped the bit of blood from his mouth. The tension was high between the two. Rainbow Dash attempted to head-butt Chris again and succeeded, but this time she didn't flip over him. Chris was knocked down with Rainbow Dash sitting on top of him, pinning him down. They looked angrily into each others eyes. Chris looked down to see something that made him quickly look away and turned his face reddish shade. Rainbow Dash suddenly felt a bump and saw what he was looking at causing her to blush. They looked into each others eyes once again, but this time new tension has risen. Both anger and sexual tension filled the room.

Back at the Library

“Well... I was wondering why you just suddenly stopped.” Twilight continues

“Oh, you see, I ah...you know....saw something I shouldn't have.” Jeremy answers

Twilight starts to blush a deep red “Oh you saw that did you.”

“Yeeeeah” Jeremy pauses as an awkward tension filled the room “Soooo what now.”

Twilight's' blush was still on her face “ We could ummm...I’m sorry but I...can’t.....think....” she stopped as Jeremy moved closer towards her.

“Hey I’m sorry I looked, sometimes I just can’t help it. Back on my planet I don’t get many girls or talk to any. When I saw your ah... slit I just froze up. I promise it will never happen again.” Jeremy puts on an apologetic smile.

“Th..Thank you for that, but if I hadn't tripped we wouldn't be here right now.”

Jeremy laughs “Well actually we would but it would be less awkward.”

She laughs too. Breaking the awkward tension in the room “I guess you're right, so is there anything you want to do?”

Jeremy scratches the back of his head and says “I did have one idea, but that's out the window” He frowns slightly.

“Why do you say that?”

“It just wouldn't help me or you in anyway.” Jeremy says sadly

“You don’t know sometimes it might be the opposite.”

“Are..are you sure? I...I just don’t want any negative repercussions on what will happen.”
“I’m sure” she assures Jeremy

“Okay” Jeremy slides closer to Twilight so that they are side to side. He takes a deep breath and prepares for what he is about to do. Twilight looks on curious as to what Jeremy might do. After settling his nerves Jeremy Prepares for what he is to do. He leans forward towards Twilight and plants a deep passionate kiss on her lips. At first Twilight's' first instinct was to pull back but the warmth emanating from his lips made her feel relaxed. they sat there lock in this kiss for several moments before Jeremy pulls out. He stares into her eyes and puts a loving smile in which she returns. They then share a warm tender hug.

“Twilight can I ask you something.”

She lifts her head off his shoulder “Yes.”

“Do you think we can...you know if you’re ready?” Jeremy trails off

Twilight plants a quick kiss on his lips “Only if you are” she puts on a playfully smile

They settle backwards onto the bed locked in a deep kiss and hug.

As this occurred in the library, something not so different maybe going on at the house near the woods.

There was a loss of words between the human and pony. The tension was so thick a sword made of adamantium couldn't cut it. Neither of them knew how to recover from this situation. It didn't help where she was sitting. Especially since it was directly on his bulge. She was unsure how to proceed on how to move. He didn't want to move in fear of something going horribly wrong.

“Oh Celestia what have I gotten into”whispers Rainbow Dash

“Oh my god what is happening”whispers Chris

Chris attempts to move her leg so to slide his hips away. This action failed and caused a soft moan to arise from Rainbow Dash

“Oh fuck what did I just do?!”thought Chris. After this thought he began to feel a slight pressure pushing down on his groin. His eyes widened as he realized that Rainbow Dash’s’ eyes were closed and her hips began to slide up and down his shaft through his pants. He had a battle between two parts of his body now, his head and his other head. sadly he felt like the latter may be winning this fight this time. He was beginning to enjoying this until the pressure was lifted from him.

“OHMYGOSH! I’m so sorry I.. don’t know what came over me..It’s just...these pictures scattered around..”said Rainbow Dash

Chris feeling a bit dominated over got up uneasily.

“That’s..uh...okay...I think”said Chris feeling violated

*Looking away nervously*“I’m not normally like this around other ponies”

“Acting like this right now or when we fought?”

“Mostly now.”Rainbow Dash said with an awkward smile”I feel a bit bad right now for what I just did”

Chris facepalms with a sigh thinking”I know I will regret asking this.”

“Is there anything I can do to help you...you know *sigh* feel better?”

*Blushing*Well we can continue to do what we just did so I don’t feel bad”

Chris now feels as if he just backed himself into a wall. He now believes that he has no choice but to agree.

“.....Fine”

Rainbow Dash appears relieved by his response approaches Chris.

“Before we do this...can you tell me your name?”

“....My name is Chris.”

End Chapter 1