Braindead 13 (MLP Version)

by GamePlayer64

Chapter 3

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Z jumped out of the portal to Twilight’s private study and looked around. “I can’t go below without meeting that centipede and that spider.” He said to himself “So… I’ll go up now.” Z ran down a hallway and climbed up the stairs, he stopped halfway to look out for any unknown dangers as he went upstairs. He stopped at a 2 way stop, but he noticed a large portage of a theater mask and a sign that said ‘NOW SHOWING’ “Oh well… I hope they’re playing The Count of Monte Cristo.” Z said to himself as he ran to the theater room, he ran in to see it was a messy concert hall of some sorts.

*LAUGHING*

“Huh?” Z looked up to witness a large marionette dressed in a conductor’s outfit.

*LAUGHING*

“Evil marionettes… I guess that makes sense since there are creepy puppets.” Said Z as he dodge the conductor's swings. “Eat this!” Yelled Z as he kicked the conductor in the face, causing the marionette to spin around fast, its string creating a makeshift rope as Z jumped and grabbed it. Spinning Z around as he made it up to another floor with a pipe organ on the balconies. He swung himself to land on the balcony as he noticed Fritz was heading towards him “Wha-oh! Time to go!” He said to himself as he ran away while Fritz chased after him. Z ran away to a creepy stone bridge to another part of the castle as he found a ladder and a path to a large hole. “I hope one of Twilight’s friends is up here?” He said as he climbed up the ladder. When Z climbed up he looked straight into the eyes of a black cat who hissed at him and nearly clawed his face, but he avoided it. To see some creepy room and a cauldron in the center of the room. The cat roared at him as it ran away and howling which revealed an ugly short witch in blue clothing with a huge right eye nearly popping out of her socket and her left eye stitched. The witch noticed Z at the ladder and gasped.

“A HUMAN!!!” She yelled in shock as she slid her tongue across her lips “I haven’t had a human in centuries.” She said which made Z gulped in fear.

“Oh man…” He said as the witch ran behind her and rode on a broomstick as she laughed at Z.

“I’m having human tonight!” She yelled while holding a Jack-o-Lantern.

“NOT TONIGHT!” Yelled Z as he ran away, the witch threw the pumpkin where Z was as it released a magical powder. Z ran round the room and slid down a shelf full of skulls as the witch chased him.

“GET BACK HERE DINNER!” She yelled. Z continued to run as he looked up to see the witch’s black cat eyeing at him.

*GASP* That cat jumped with its claws out, but Z ran away as it crashed and landed on the stone floor, killing itself as blood seeped from its body.

“Stupid cat.” Said the witch while chasing Z. Z ran near a balcony outside as he was about to leave.

“HELP!!!”

“Huh?” Z turned back to where the witch was at before he chased him. “Was that…”

“HELP!!!” He ran back to where the witch’s caldron and book were. He looked around “HELP!!!” Z looked at an eyeball to see that someone was inside it, a blue skin woman wearing a magician’s outfit and hat that’s purple with stars on it.

“What the hell?!” He yelled in shock.

“The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to be free!!!” She screamed as she noticed Z. “A human?!”

“Trixie… TRIXIE!” Yelled Z as he grabbed the eyeball and placed it in his coat pocket, but he saw the old witch and ducked.

“HEY! Who the fuck are you!? Let me out of this pocket!” She screamed as Z ran out to see that he was outside and on the roof of the part of the castle. He looked back and saw the witch flew past him. Z jumped on one of the gargoyle statues as the witch was flying around.

“YOU’RE MINE!!!” She screamed.

“NO! YOU’RE DONE!!!” Yelled Z as he jumped on the witch and hijacked her ride.

“HEY!!! GET OFF!!!”

“NO WAY!!!”

“THIS BROOM WAS MADE FOR ONLY ONE RIDER!!!” She screamed as they flew around out of control. They were heading towards the other part of the castle where Z ran from Fritz as he jumped off while the witch crashed into the wall, instantly killing her and Z slid through the hallway as he saw Fritz. Fritz smirked and pulled out a dagger, but Z lifted his leg while sliding as his raised leg kicked Fritz in the nuts who dropped it and accidentally stabbed himself in the crotch.

*SCREAMING IN PAIN*

“BRUTAL!!!” Screamed Z as he was sliding down to a different part of the castle’s lower floors. Z managed to stop sliding as he got up to see he was in some underground catacombs. “I guess we’re safe for now.” He said as he pulled out the eyeball with a captive inside.

“Listen here, human! I don’t know who you are but-”

“Twilight Sparkle is afraid of ladybugs.” Said Z which shocked Trixie.

“But only her friends…” She looked at Z “When did she make friends with a human?” She asked.

“Just tonight.” Said Z “I’m Z. An… unfortunate computer engineer who got hired to help an evil brain.” He said which confused Trixie.

“What… YOU FIXED DR. NEUROSIS’ MACHINE?!” She screamed at Z who sighed.

“Yeah… Twilight already crewed me out for that. I mean I thought I was fixing some old computer system, not a device that was made to take over the world.” He said as Trixie looked at him. “Also how can I get you out of this eyeball? I don’t think smashing is the answer.” He said which scared Trixie.

“NO IT ISN’T!!!” She yelled as Z put some thought into it. “Maybe Twilight knows.” He pondered as Trixie pouted.

“Of course… witch girl has a spell for everything.” She said which got Z’s attention.

“You sound like you’re not Twilight’s real friend.” He said.

“I’m actually Starlight’s friend.” She said honestly “I knew Twilight from when we were little kids. I wanted to be her friend but everyday in and out of school, she has her face in a book. I mean you don’t know how annoying it is when you want to talk to someone or be their friend because you’re lonely, but they just ignore you.” She said,

“Yeah I do. It happened to my little brother. My parents did everything to prevent me from being his friend and show him how toxic our parents are.” Said Z “I was too late, and he became toxic like them.” Trixie looked at him.

“Uh… sorry but I don’t know if it's true or not.” She said,

“I understand. I mean Twilight used that spell to see my memories and I saw hers.” Said Z which shocked Trixie “The spell works but humans can also see the caster’s memories. She cried and hugged me.” Trixie looked even more shocked.

“Twilight… hugged you?” Z nodded “She hugged a man that wasn't her brothers.” Trixie looked at Z.

“I… hope Twilight frees me.” She said “And maybe…”

“Maybe?”

“I can get to know you as well.” She said.

“I would like that.” Said Z.

“Do you have a girlfriend?”

“No… women I’ve met, only cared about how much money I have.” He said “Also… I like your outfit.” He said as Trixie blushed a bit.

“Well… its brand new and I like your personality.” She said,

*SNARLING

They both looked back “Uh-oh…” He said as he placed Trixie in his pocket again and ran away. He ran to find a door with a neon sign above it that said ‘Vivi’s’. He looked at the door and shrugged his shoulders as he ran in.


Author's Note

One hostage saved, 10 more to go

Also here’s their chest sizes

Also if you're wondering why AJ's has a larger chest is her height and she hasn't been milked when she got captured. Also Minotaurs are physically in height. I looked at anime, mangas, cartoons, and videogames as examples.

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