Z ran in, only to fall on the floor since there was a little staircase at the door. “Ugh…” Said Z as he looked up to see a pair of legs, a woman’s legs. Z slowly looked up to see a sexy woman with a mixture of dark and light blue skin, with pointed ears, a blue afro with a white streak on it, and double E cup chest with an hourglass figure in some pure black tight pants, only long sleeves, and bra-like clothes. “Aye… aye-aye…” He said as the woman was looking at herself in a compact, she gave herself a kiss, tossed it away as she noticed Z on the floor.

“(Southern Valley Girl Voice) Hey, sugar! Glad you could drop in!” She said.

“You are?” Asked Z.

“I’m Vivi and welcome to Vivi’s Funeral Salon.” She said which Z looked scared.

“Funeral Salon?” He said as Vivi grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and lifted him with ease.

“Have a seat, sugar.” Said Vivi as she tossed Z to a salon chair. Z looked uncomfortable as a bat flew over him. He heard a loud sound and turned around to see Vivi holding a cobweb cover which shocked Z as he looked to where Vivi was once located and looked back at her. “So, sweetie, are you in a hurry or something?” She asked as Z cleared his throat.

“Uh… yes, Miss Vivi… There’s this creature that is a freaking psycho chasing me and-” Before Z could finish, Vivi wrapped the cover around his neck.

“There you go. Snug as a bug.” She said happily while patting Z’s head. A loud banging sound happened as Z turned quickly while Vivi looked slowly as Fritz came though the door and landed on the ground.

“Oh no…” Said Z.

“Ooh! Another customer!” Said Vivi as she grabbed Z’s face and made him looked at her “Hold tight, sweetie.” She said as she walk to the entrance.

“(Old woman’s voice) Help… us…” Z looked surprised, looked around to where the voice came from and looked behind him to discover two elderly women sitting on the same salon chairs that he’s sitting on. One of the old ladies had pure white skin and pure gray hair looking weak and sad while the other old lady had light orange skin and a shriveled gray hair that was larger than her body like a sheep.

“(Old woman’s voice) Get… the… fuck… out of… here…” Said the old orange woman.

“Huh?

“How you doing, Mr. Fritz?” Said Vivi while holding Fritz by the collar while he was looking around for Z “Here to have your hooks done?” He looked to Vivi and smile like seeing something great “As you can plainly see, I already have a client right now.” Fritz stared at Vivi while looking at her and slowly looked at her cleavage “Oh! I know! You can try the new coffin steamer that Cleo sent me! In you go!” She said as she tossed Fritz into an Egyptian Coffin that was actually an Egyptian-Version of an Iron Maidan.

“*YELP IN PAIN*”

“Oooo… nasty.” Said Z as he noticed a black and green spider next to him. Z blew it away as Vivi came back to him. “Uh… Ma’am. I’m sorry but I’m not here for a-” Before he could finish, Vivi scratch under Z’s chin causing Z to blush and muzzled him with a cloth she pulled from her cleavage.

“I know exactly what you need.” She said as she push Z’s chair while placing her tits on his head. “But anyway, I know I’m running a little… Behind…” She said while shaking her butt as the old women who snarled at her and brought Z to a large mirror as he saw only his reflection which scared him “Hey! What’s say we go out for later for a bite?” She said which shocked Z as he saw his hair being played with by nothing “You look like my type, for a human.” She said which shocked the old women as Z gulped in fear.

“A…”

“Human…”

(“She’s a vampire… a sexy vampire… oh boner please stay down.”)

“But right now, what’ll it be? A shave or a manicure?” Asked Vivi as Z looked scared and said something muzzled.

“*Muffled* (I don’t need any a shave.)” Said Z scared

“Oh! A shave!” believed Vivi as she pushed to a mirror with mannequin arms and shaving tools. “You know I don’t do many of these.” She said as she spray shaving scream on Z’s face and pulled a large gardening scythe as Z noticed it “I might be a bit rusty.” She said as Z ducked and avoided her swing.

(“This bitch was aiming for my head!”) Vivi noticed it and looked at the weapon.

“Hmm… this don’t look very sharp.” She said and smile “I’ll be right back.” She said whole walking away as Z noticed the arms were moving and grabbed a knife and tried to stab Z, but he backed away in fear as it tried to slice him. Vivi came back for Z.

“Oh sweetie, you’ve fallen for Vivi already. But right now, what will it be? A facial or a manicure?

“*MUFFLED* (RELEASE ME, BITCH!!!)” Yelled Z

“Oh! A manicure!” She said as the two old women looked worried and try to lift themselves off the chair.

“We… must… help… him…” Said the white-skin old woman.

“If… we… can…” Said the orange-skin old woman.

“Here we are!” Said Vivi as she grabbed Z’s arm. “Okay, honey. Give Vivi your little hand.” She said as she pulled a butcher’s knife. Z saw it and freaked as Vivi tried to chopped his hand off, but Z avoided all the chopping as he was panting as he lived through it. “Hmm, this don’t look very sharp. “Oh well.” Vivi dropped it and grabbed Z’s shoulders. “But right now, what will it be? A shave or a facial?”

“*MUFFLED* (YOU’RE A FUCKING PSYCHO!!!)” ROARED Z.

“Oh… a facial!” She said while pushing Z to where she’ll give him a facial as the two old women managed to get off their chairs and slowly went towards where Vivi and Z was but in the Iron Sarcophagus, Fritz was trying to escape from it. Z was being dragged to some sort of salon chair with huge powder puffs connect to some advance machine with a model head with a pair of scissors broke in half to form the cross bones. Vivi lifted Z and removed the cover on him. "What I got is... Vivi's own Mortified Beautifier. Comes with an afterlife guarantee." Said Vivi as Z gulped in fear Fritz burst out of the Iron Sarcophagus and pulled a huge electric razor and charge towards me. "OK, in you go." She picked up Z and tossed him towards that thing, and he felt even lousier then ever "Step 1." Said Vivi as she press a button on some remote. Z looked to see the huge powder puffs and ducked to see they were spinning fast.

“That was close.” Said Z as he was Fritz charging with a huge electric razor. Z got up and growled but noticed a skull in Fritz’ path “He can’t be that stupid… can he?” Fritz foolishly tripped on a skull and when on an unstable charge.

"Step 2; don't worry, it’s almost over." Said Vivi as Fritz crashed into as, she screamed while she was sent flying, Z jumped out of the way, and she landed on the chair of her beautifier. Z saw Fritz on the ground, stomped on his head and destroyed the remote control of Vivi’s Mortified Beautifier which activated the machine as the powders gave Vivi the facial of her afterlife.

“*SCREAMING WHILE VIBRATING*” Vivi’s legs were shaking, and her chest jiggled as her Beautifier began breaking apart and small explosions appear on it as it fired different color fireworks as they went flying in the air.

“Hey Viv! I’ll have to take a rain check on that bite.” He said while mocking her as a white and orange firework went towards Z who went sideways to dodge them, only to discover the old women on the chairs were up and behind him. “LOOK OUT!!!” He yelled as the fireworks hit them both but didn’t set them ablaze. “What the?” He said as both old women were glowing in an aurora as both old women were becoming young, their hairs were regaining their natural colors, their wrinkles were fading away and their chest and butts restore to their natural healthy looks. Z looked to see a beautiful woman with pure white skin in a one-piece sapphire blue dress showing her cleavage and other had a dorsal fin on the top of her head and wore a yellow bikini top and blue jeans.

“Oh… Thank you darling!” said the white skin woman.

“Yeah… I take back what I think about humans.” Said the orange skin woman as Z looked at them and realized where he seen them.

“You’re both the friends and bullies in Twilight’s phone!” He said which one of them hissed at her showing that she has fangs like Vivi. “Oh no…” He said.

“What have you done to her!?” She yelled.

“She’s afraid of ladybugs.” He said quickly which the orange skin girl laughed.

“She’s afraid of ladybugs?! I can’t wait for her birthday.” She said.

“Shut the fuck up Adagio.”

“Don’t care, Rarity. I’m planning some fun on your egghead friend.” She said as Z noticed Fritz was starting to gain conscience.

“Uh… ladies?” Said Z as he jumped, stomped on Fritz’ head and jumped off “We need to get the hell out of here!” He yelled as he grabbed their arms and dragged them upstairs as Fritz got up and snarled.

*GROWLING* He growled at his target that was escaping and went after Z. As the smoke cleared where Vivi was, she was no longer beautiful and sexy but instead was a hideous ugly old hag as she got on her feet while her legs were shaking.

“*Moaning in Pain*” She grabbed a mirror and looked at herself and screamed in horror. “(Old Woman’ Voice) MY YOUTH!!! MY BEAUTY!!! MY SEXINESS!!!” Screamed Vivi as she snarled “That fucking human… I’ll drain him dry!” She roared in rage as a green aura surrounded her. “Huh?” She said as a spider that crawled morph into Chrysalis.

“Vivi, the youth-thieving Vampire. You’re under arrest.” She said as she pulled out a mirror as Vivi screamed as she was sucked in. “I am definitely getting a raised from this.” Said Chrysalis as she looked at the Vivi’s destroyed beautifier “And her accursed youth-stealing device is destroyed.”

“LET ME OUT!!!” Screamed Vivi in the mirror “LET ME OUT!!!” Chrysalis smirked and put away the mirror in her cleavage.

“Not a chance.” She said as she morphed into a rat and ran into a crack in the wall.

Author's Note

Three hostages saved, 8 more to go

• Pinkie Pie
• ~~Rarity~~
• Applejack
• Rainbow Dash
• Fluttershy
• Starlight Glimmer
• Sunset Shimmer
• ~~Trixie~~
• ~~Adagio Dazzle~~
• Aria Blaze
• Sonata Dusk