Flurry Heart's Favorite Guard (HISHE)

At a nearby beach bar, a small phone rang on the wall. The stallion bartender answered it, and after a few moments, looked around. Thankfully, who he was looking for wasn’t that far. Laying across a few soft bar stools, Flurry was on her back, Spell’s cock slowly laying across her body, aching to be shoved back into her pussy. The bartender said no words, only got her attention before handing off the corded phone to the princess. The rest of the bar was void of patrons, and this stallion had seen the princess with worse before, so wasn’t surprised.

“Hello? Oh, hey, mum.” Flurry greeted as she answered the phone. “What? No, no, I’m still at the beach. We found a nice bar that doesn’t really have anypony around.” Whatever Cadance was saying on the phone, Spell couldn’t hear it, but the mare’s face was clearly enjoying the conversation. “No, no, I haven’t had that much.” She reached down with a hand to playfully rub against Spell’s cock. “Maybe a cocktail or two.”

Spell wanted to laugh, holding in a few small snickering as the mare continued her conversation with Cadance. If this phone call was happening only a week ago, the blood in the stallion’s body would freeze, and his bones would melt in fear. Now, it felt almost like a childish prank, a little game the two of them were playing on her mother. No doubt the princess of love was getting thoroughly fucked by Gleaming, and after accepting her feelings for Spell, she was a lot more easy going about his relations with Flurry.

“Oh? Yeah the cocktail was pretty good.” Flurry commented, giggling as she was answering whatever question Cadance was asking her. “I think it was called a Sex on the Beach.” Her eyes glanced up at Spell with a mischievous expression. Her hands rubbed more and more on his laying cock. “But I think I can handle one more before I call it a night. What’s that? Oh, well I think it’s called a Screaming Orgasm.” There was a small pause, followed by a faint laugh in the background. “Alright, love you mum.” She hung up the phone, looking at the stallion with needy eyes. “Well daddy, think you can help me with that screaming orgasm?” Spell smirked, knowing exactly what his slutty daughter wanted.

THE END!

And with those final two words, the giant screen cut to black, and the lights immediately turned on, brightening the whole theater room.

There were only two creatures in the whole theater who sat at the very back watching the movie together.

Pinkie Pie

And

Discord

Pinkie just sat there frozen in shock with her mouth agape, while Discord just sat quietly eating the rest of his popcorn.

After a few moments, Pinkie finally snapped out of her shock and spoke.

"That's it, that's how it ends...... WHAT THE FUCK! JUST WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ENDING WAS THAT?"

"The kind that us readers are meant to quietly accept without question, Pinkie Pie. After all, the title for this final chapter is literally called 'Acceptance.'"

"Acceptance my ass. There's no way I can accept this, Discord. Even less without question. There were literally so many questionable things going on throughout the story. So many in fact that anyone would believe that Holocron was building up to something, creating a mystery, and all our questions would be answer in the final chapter. Hell, just look at how this chapter started. It literally had every major character together in one room, talking about Spell's violation of the contract. It truly looked as though Holocron was setting the stage for the big reveal and what do we get?????? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! ZIP! NADDA! Z-E-RO! There's absolutely no way I can accept such a mediocre ending.

Now don't get me wrong. I love the story; it's definitely one of Holocron's best work, but you can't honestly expect me to believe that a great writer like him.... Or her.... Or pony, dragon, or whatever the fuck, wrote this story the way he/she did, leaving clues here and there that points to the idea that something is going on behind the scenes, only to tell us that there wasn't anything happening in the shadows at all..... THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!"

"I have to agree with you on that Pinkie Pie. Because if you think about it, even the characters are sus. Take Gleaming for example. Remember episode 4, Back in the Empire?"

"Of course, I do! It's just one of the top biggest questions. Hell, not even Spell Break bothered to questioned her on how she could possibly know that particular piece of information, (sigh) but I guess I shouldn't look too deep into why Spell didn't question Gleaming in that moment, especially after the way he signed that damn pointless contract.

Word of advice Spell Break. Make sure you read the contract and go over the details first before signing it. For you never know what it is you just agreed to until it's too late"

"If he did, then maybe he would have thought twice before signing it and he probably would have asked some very important questions."

"I don't know Discord as I said, there's no point in looking too deep into why Spell did the things he did, because it's perfectly lore accurate. Just look at his biography card on Hooves-Art page on Derpibooru. Here's the id number to it so you guys can see it for yourselves. 3360941. His intelligence meter is super low."

Discord scoffs. "Well, that explains why he never bothered to even try and question any of the highly questionable things that happened within Flurry Heart's Favorite Guard."

"Not only that, but not even the author, Holocron didn't even bother to answer any of those same questions just making the ending feel very hollow."

"Like you said earlier. The way Flurry Heart's Favorite Guard ended makes no sense given just how many clues that Holocron put in that book alone, giving the impression that he was building up to something."

"You're right, because it begs the question why Holocron put so much effort into writing the story the way that he/she did, only to give us such a mediocre ending. Well, I won't accept that. There was clearly something happening behind the scenes, Holocron was definitely building up to something, and the true ending needs to be revealed.

It's about time the people know the real truth and see exactly How Flurry Heart's Favorite Guard Should Have Ended."

"And how do you plan to prove it to them?"

"Easy, you and I are going to rewatch the entire thing again, starting from where it all began. The only difference is that we'll be watching a version that allows us to see things from a different perspective, diving deeper into the lore of the world Holocron created, while still keeping the original intact. There are more important details I want to mention, but seeing that we're starting from the very beginning, it's best to save those for later."

"Where it all began? You mean we're not going start from the beginning of the final chapter of FHFG and work things out from there?"

"Pfft! Hell no, that would be stupid. I mean sure that was the original idea at the time, but that was before Mpony1 re-read Holocron's books and realized he was missing out on a lot of crucial details. Because of that he couldn't continue the story in that direction, because there was no way to fit all that information in that version of the story properly. Which is why we have to go back in time."

"And just how far back in time are we talking about here?"

"Oh you know, 20 years into the past, during the final half of the story 'Royal Seductress' where Cadance makes her official appearance as a character in that story..... No biggie."

"TWENTY YEARS!!!"

"Why are we starting there in Royal Seductress and not in Flurry Heart's Favorite Guard?"

"Because it's absolutely necessary. (sigh) Look Discord, I know it may seem pointless to go back that far, but trust me, there is a reason for it. In order for us to solve mysteries in the future, we need to learn from the past first and remember what I said earlier. We'll be seeing these events from a different perspective, diving deeper into the lore of the world Holocron created, while still keeping the original intact. For example, wouldn't you like to learn a lot more about Cadance, beyond her whole..."

"GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, I hate all stallions in the world. GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, although I absolutely HATE Spell Break alone even more, despite the fact that he did nothing to earn such hatred from me. GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE"

"Hmmm, now that you mention it. That's really all we know about Cadance the most. Though its true we seen other parts of her personality, we don't linger on those for too long before she immediately goes back to being a total bitch. This would be great opportunity to dive deeper into her background and learn more about her."

"Exactly, and who knows? Maybe the readers who absolutely hates Cadance because of her attitude, might sympathizes with her once they learn why she's the way that she is."

"Or not!"

"Yeah, you're right, or not. But hey you can't say we didn't try."

"So, Discord, you're ready to get this party started?"

"Oh most definitely. Let's do this!"

"Alright! OH! Before I forget I have a message from Mpony for you guys.

He apologizes for all the constant changes this story had to go through. It was hard for him to find the right way to write this story in a way that perfectly balances his ideas. It took some time to get there but he did find the balance he was looking for and just like Luffy in gear 5.

For those of you who read it before, the first chapter is a remasterd version of the original. It has been highly re-edited, removing a lot of unnecessary scenes and adding brand new ones. The first half remains the same but after that, things change. Just re-read it to see those changes ok. Anyway, that's all I have to say. Discord and I we'll see you guys again at the end of the next chapter. Until next time..."

BYE!

"Arrivederci"