One fateful day Anon stumbled upon a lamp. Said lamp hosted a being of insurmountable power. For freeing him, he offered Anon three wishes. He wished for stupidly overpowered magic, a change of scenery and an infinite slice of pizza. What will he do with said combination? Cure world hunger? Cure all diseases? Or just be a general nuisance on a small town?

The very scuffed cover art is made by me in 15 minutes.