(Mountain that’s nearby Ponyville)
(Couple of days later)

(Don Hoppy Hopscotch P.O.V)

These last couple of days have been fruitful. Especially since during that time my Playtime Mafia has gained two more members. An earth pony named Hard Cider and a griffon named Airazor.

Now you might be asking where I find these two. Will it's pretty much the same way I got Nyx.

(flashback)

Like for Hard Cider. During the event of episode 3 of season 1. Me, when I was Bobby BearHug at the time, and Nyx decided to sneak into Sweet Apple Acres to grab some ‘free’ apples. We managed to get a basket full of apples before Big Mac attacked us.

I had to act quickly by going bigger body Bobby BearHug and break Big Mac’s back Bane style. Which was thankfully enough to knock him out. We then move Big Mac to a different spot on the farm. I then ordered Nyx to use her magic to change Big Mac’s memories to he got injured from over working. Thankfully nobody else was around to see or hear at the time. So the events of episode 4 of season 1 can go without any problems.

After that I returned to my normal size and then I went and put an apple on Big Mac’s head for shits and giggles. But then as I was glitching into KickenChicken another flash happened and now there is a glitchy t-posing Big Mac standing next to the knock out Big Mac. And just like with Nyx, this body needs editing.

So I gave him a light green fur coat, golden yellow eyes and clean and tidy dark brown mane and tail. I also made him stronger and smarter than Big Mac. Along with changing his clothes to a dark blue business suit and changing his cutie mark to a pair of strong cider bottles. And finally I named him Hard Cider.

After this I realised that I found a duplication glitch, where I can edit the duplicated people to the way I want them.

Knowing this I did what any gamer would do when they found a duplication glitch. By exploiting the hell out of it.

And then came Airazor. Since I figure that I can trigger the duplication glitch by touching someone, or something that came from that person, at the same time I glitch into another smiling critter. So when the event of episode 5 of season 1 came around. I had Nyx wait until Gilda leaves the party and then follow her.

This lasted until Gilda dropped a loose feather when she entered the train station. Which Nyx quickly grabbed the feather and teleported back to the castle. Once she got back she then gave the feather to me where I then waited until I glitched again.

It didn’t take long for me to glitch from Bubba Bubbaphant to KickinChicken followed by another flash. And with it a glitchy T-posing Gilda appeared.

So with this one I changed the brown colour of the fur and feathers to black. And change the white colour feathers that’s on her head to dark grey. I also changed her purple highlights to red highlights and changed her eye colour to light green.

As for her clothes. I gave her blue jeans, a sliver shirt, a spiky black biker jacket, a pair of spiky gold fingerless gloves and a pair of spiky dark purple boots. And to top it off I made her smarter, stronger, faster and bustyler than the real Gilda. And finally I named her after Airazor from beast wars.

(End of flashback)

And that’s how I got these two.

So right now I am currently as Hoppy Hopscotch and me and my mafia are secretly following the Main 6 up a mountain to a cave a dragon had picked to have a very long nap in. Now my plan is to take out the dragon after Fluttershy had her moment and then take the treasure and the cave for ourselves. While making sure that the main six doesn’t see us or remembering that they see us.

“Hey boss. How long do you think it takes for those ponies to convince that dragon to leave?” Airazor asked me quietly so the Main 6 can’t hear us.

“Hmmm. I am guessing about up to an hour. Give or take.” I quietly answered back as I pointed to a rock that’s big enough for us to hide behind. Since I can see that the Main 6 has reached the cave the dragon is sleeping in.

(Don Bubba Bubbaphant)

Once we got to the rock we all quietly watched the Main six enter the cave and now it’s a waiting game.

And so we waited….and waited……….and waited some more.

“Hmmm. That’s odd.” I said after about half an hour of waiting for the Main 6 to come out of the cave. So far none of them have come out. This is giving me a bad feeling that something has gone wrong.

“What’s odd?” Hard Cider asked quietly.

“They should have come running out of the cave by now. Followed by them taking turns to try and convince the dragon to leave. But none of them have come out. Not even Fluttershy.” I answered while thinking about what could have gone wrong in that cave.

“Do you think the dragon ate them?” Nyx asked me but I shook my head at that question. “We would have heard their screams and dragon’s roars if that was the case. Plus it would have made a gap in the black smoke.” I added while pointing to the black smoke that’s still coming out of the cave.

“Let’s take a look.” I said as we quietly walked up to the cave.

(Don CraftyCorn)

When we all took a perk into the cave our eyes widened in shock at what we saw.

The Main 6 are all laying on the tried up, gagged and blindfolded. Along with Twilight and Rarity having rings on horns to stop them from using magic. And standing over them are a group of ponies and one dragon teen who are all wearing dark blue cloaks with crescent moons on them.

“The Cult of Nightmare Moon.” I said quietly in surprise to another group of this cult.

“Didn’t you already kill this cult the other night Boss?” Nyx quietly asked me in confusion.

“I did but this must be another group of the cult.” I answered while thinking about how many more groups of this cult are there.

“What are they doing now?” Airazor asked while pointing to a unicorn cultist handing a letter to a pegasus cultist.

“Make sure you get this to the sun tyrant.” The unicorn cultist said to the pegasus cultist who then nodded and flew out of the cave. While me and crew quickly hid so the pegasus wouldn’t us on his or her way out.

I then ordered Airazor to stop that pegasus before he or she gets too far away. It only took Airazor about 12 seconds to reach the pegasus and use her talons to rip open the pony’s neck. And then she took Pegasus's letter as she let the body fall to the everfree forest below.

Once Airazor got back to us I then looked at the letter. It took me about 2 minutes to read this letter. It’s basically the cult giving Celestia 24 hours to step down and make Luna the sole ruler of Equestria or else they will kill Twilight and her friends.

“So what now Boss?” Hard Cider quietly asked me while knowing that my plan had hit a wall due to the bad situation in the cave. I can’t let the mane six die now. Not while there are so many canon events that need to happen.

I then took another peak into the cave and saw that the cave still has the same treasure like in the show just with cult banners. I then look back at my crew with an idea in mind.

“Ok gang, here is the new plan. First I want Nyx to create a magic bubble over the Main six.” I said as I noticed that Nyx was about to ask me why. So I cut her before she could. “While I go inside that cave and smoke out the cultists and make them all sleep with the fishes.” I added while I use my magic to create the magic paintbrush.

“And what about the rest of us Boss?” Airazor asked while I was drawing on the ground with my magic paintbrush. What am I drawing you may ask? Well I am drawing 3 gas masks, just like the ones from the game, along with 3 tommyguns.

Once I was done drawing a quick flash happened. And inplace of the drawings are 3 real gas masks and 3 real, and fully loaded, tommyguns. “Well for starters. I need you 3 to wear these gas masks and don’t take them off until I say so.” I said as I handed each one a gas mask which they put on right away. I then hand them a tommygun each. “And if any of those cultists try to leave that cave. Then you will fill them full of holes.” I ordered as all 3 of them nodded in understanding of their task.

“Good. Now bigger body.” I said as I become the bigger body version of CraftyCorn. Now I don’t know what effects CraftyCorn’s smoke will have. But since I made sure my crew and the main 6 will be protected from the smoke. So this will be the best time to find out.

(Don Catnap)

Nevermind, Catnap’s sleepy red smoke will do just fine. And with that I entered the cave and began to breathe out the red smoke while I walked.

It didn’t take long for the cultists to notice me and my red smoke. And it also didn’t take for them to start coughing from the red smoke that’s filling up the cave very quickly.

“What is that thing?!” Screamed an earth pony mare cultist as she was backing away from me in fear before she fell down and fainted.

Many of the cultists have fallen asleep within minutes of breathing in my red smoke. Others tried to escape the cave only to be gunned down by my crew. I then turn my attention to the leader of this group of cultists.

He is on his knees coughing while trying his best to stay awake. I then walk over to him so I can look down on him like the bug he is.

“What (cough, cough) are you?” Was all the cult leader could say before he too went to sleep from my red smoke.

“Sleep well now.” I said while the song ‘Sleep Well’ by CG5 starts playing in my head. Taking out this group was a lot easier than the last one.

Anyway after I stop breathing out the red smoke and let it clear out of the cave. I then waved my crew over to me and then I pointed to the sleeping cultists who were having nightmares. “Make sure they don’t wake up” I ordered before I looked over to the sleeping dragon cultist. “Especially that one.” I added which my crew all nodded and began shooting the cultists.

And while my crew does that. I then walk over to the source of the black smoke that had fooled the Main 6 and Celestia into thinking a big dragon is sleeping here.

It was a magic circle with a fire ruddy at its centre. After a minute of looking at it I kicked the fire ruddy out of the circle. Which broke the spell and the black smoke cleared away.

“Okay. Stopped the fake dragon smoke spell. Saved the main 6, which I will have Nyx change their memories to what should have happened like in the show. The cave and the treasure now belong to me and my crew. And this group of Nightmare Moon cultists are now dead. We need to get rid of their bodies before they start to stink up the cave.” I said to myself while trying to think of anything I might have missed.

Just then I heard a trapdoor opening from behind me. And when I turn around I see a cultist climbing out of the hole. “Okay I am done building the coffins. So how long do we have to..” Was all the cultist said until he turned around and saw us and his dead friends. He only lasted 30 seconds before he fainted from what he just saw.

“Do we kill him too Boss?” Hard Cider asked while pointing his tommy gun at the cultist.

“No. Have him tied up somewhere. I have some questions that I want him to answer when he wakes up.” I said as I turned my attention to the nearest dead body.

“Today has not gone the way I have planned. But what can you do?” I said to myself before I started eating the dead body.

To be continue.

Author's Note

What questions will be asked and what answers will be given?

Find out next time.

Pinkie Pie: (gagged)