Smiling Glitches
Chapter 2
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(Don CraftyCorn P.O.V)
It took me about half an hour to eat all those bodies. But once I was finished and returned back to normal size I was then glitched into CraftyCorn. Right now I am using the map to find the castle of the royal pony sisters.
Now the plan I have in my head right now. Is that I will wait for the canon event to finish and all the ponies to leave the castle. After that I will then enter and loot the place for stuff I can sell.
“Hmm. I wonder how many nights I can stay in this castle for?” I asked myself since I know there will be more canon events to come for this castle and the Tree of Harmony below it. Knowing that I would need to find a place that nobody would think to look.
Then my line of thinking was interrupted when the surrounding forest brightened up. And that can only mean one thing. “Nightmare Moon has been defeated and with it. The first canon event of season 1 is completed.” I said to myself as I started to run until the castle came into view.
After that I then hid myself in a bush while I kept an eye on the bridge. The reason why I did this is because I don’t want to be spotted by the main 6 or by the princesses while they cross the bridge. Anyway, while I was waiting for them to come out of the castle, another one of those headaches hit me.
NotICEs
* By devouring 4 unicorns. CraftyCorn can now use magic.
* CraftyCorn can now create a magic paintbrush with limitless print.
* The printbrush itself, while in the hands of a smiling critter, can create almost anything depending on the drawing.
“Magic? I can use magic while I am CraftyCorn? That’s awesome.” I said as the headaches went away again. And just in time too. Because the main 6 and the princesses are now crossing the bridge. It’s too bad that I am not close enough to hear what any of them are saying.
They all look exactly as the fandom pictured the anthro version of them to be. Especially Fluttershy who is trying to hide her huge tits under a green turtleneck sweater.
Anyway, it took the group 5 to 10 minutes to cross that bridge and head in the direction of Ponyville. And I waited in that bush for half an hour, after they had left, before I came out of the bush.
(Don KickinChicken)
“Ok, I am in the clear now. Let's get looting.” I said after I glitched into KickinChicken. I then ran as fast as I could into the castle.
It took me a couple of hours going around the castle grabbing stuff I knew wasn't there in the show. From a few old gold coins to printings that art collectors would sell their arm and a leg for. Of course I lefted the suits of armour and all of the books behind. Especially that one book that made Rarity go crazy on Ponyville that one episode in season 4.
I also grabbed an enchanted bed from that secret room the main 6 have found. And just for giggles I have left a note in that room.
(Don Bobby BearHug)
“Ok, Now the only room left to loot in this castle is the one that Nightmare Moon was defeated in.” I said as I glitched into Bobby BearHug. I then made my way to that very room.
When I got to that room. The only thing that I could take was Nightmare Moon’s armour that was left on the floor. “Huh. I guess Luna wanted this room to be her evil self resting place.” I said while thinking a couple more reasons why none of the pony would take the armour. “Oh well. It’s mine now until I can find a pawnshop that is willing to buy them.” I said as I walked over to the armour where I can see some blue wisps still coming off of it.
“But it will also have to be a shady pawnshop. Because who would buy this that follows all the laws?” I asked myself as I was about to pick up the armour at the same time my body started to glitched.
(Don CatNap)
When I became CatNap some of the glitchy static hit some of the blue wisps and caused a flash. Blight enough to knock me on to my ass while I shielded my eyes from the light. “What the hell?!” I yelled out after the flash had stopped. When I removed my hands from my eyes. I was surprised to see a glitchy Nightmare Moon stuck in T-pose in front of me.
“Nightmare Moon!? But how!? You were defeated!” I yelled at Nightmare Moon. Who didn’t move a muscle let alone say anything back to me. “Hello? Anyone home?” I asked after 5 minutes of watching Nightmare Moon doing nothing other than T-posing. Like those models you find when glitching outside of the map of a game.
“This is getting very weird even for this world.” I said as I decided to get closer to Nightmare Moon. But when I got close enough to her. Words appeared in front of her.
ERROR!
Damaged body.
Please edit to fix the body.
EDIT/READY
“Ok. This is just making me think about digimon right now.” I said after I ran out of surprise in the tank for today. And with that I press on the ‘edit’ button to see if it did anything.
Which it did as the error sign goes away and in its place are the tools needed to build a character in a random game. “Ok then. Let's give Nightmare Moon a makeover shall we.” I said as I rub my hands together while looking over the options.
Gender
Male/Female
“Basic character building option.” I said as I selected a female option and then moved on to the next.
Mane and Tail
Normal/Blowing without wind
Blowing without wind? Like how the two princesses and the future Twilight had their manes and tails moving without wind? Ok I am going to be smart with these options. Because the way Nightmare Moon looks now will draw unwanted attention.
So with that in mind I have selected the normal option. And with that, the T-posing Nightmare Moon’s mane and tail dropped down from the air and became a normal pony mane and tail.
Next is the style, colour and highlights for the mane. So I quickly gave her the long ponytail with some burned orange highlights. And Nightmare Moon’s changes to the way I wanted it.
Eyes
Normal/Cat Eyes
Normal obviously and I changed her eye colour to red. And her eyes changed.
Teeth
Normal/Fangs
Just like the last two, I pick normal. For the same reason of not wanting to draw attention.
Tits size
This got me grinning like a pervert for 5 seconds. I then take a look at Nightmare Moon’s boobs to see that they are about D cup in size. I then look down to her ass to see that they are way bigger than her tits.
“Makes sense.” I said to myself because I did see Celestia being the top heavy princess. So it would make sense that Luna be the bottom heavy princess. So with that in mind. I will make Nightmare Moon’s tits into an E cup. In order to give her an hourglass figure.
“Balanced as all things should be.” I quoted Thanos while I watched Nightmare Moon’s boobs get bigger. I then skipped the ass size option since it's at a perfect size already.
Strength
weak/strong/very strong/Hulk strong
“Well with how big her assets are. She will need all the strength she can get.” I said as I picked the hulk strong option.
Then a new option popped up asking if I want Nightmare Moon to show or not to show muscles that match her strength. So I chose not to show muscles. Because I want Nightmare Moon to have the ‘don’t judge a book by it’s cover’ when it comes to strength. Plus it would be funny to see some idiot come at her thinking she is an easy target. Only to get beat up at the end.
Intelligence
Dumb/Smart/Very Smart/Rick Smart
“Hmm. She is going to need to be smarter than Twilight. That’s for sure.” I said as I chose Rick smart.
Pony Type
Alicorns/Unicorns/Pegasus/Earth Pony
This one had me debating with myself for a couple minutes. “Screw it. She can use magic to hide her wings or her horn or both.” I said as I closed the alicorn.
Next is the fur coat colour which I kept the same. Because I have made enough changes that the ponies wouldn’t see her as Nightmare Moon. Then comes the cutie mark. I made it into a full moon with three clouds and a shooting star going across it. And with a flash her old cutie mark was replaced.
Now the last part of Nightmare Moon’s makeover are the clothes. So first off I will give her a white that shows a good amount of cleavage and has a smiley face on it. Then I gave her some dark blue jeans with a silver belt.
I then give her gold-coloured socks with grey spikey high-heel boots. And now to complete the look. I gave her a dark purple biker jacket and red fingerless gloves. “Perfect. Now nobody will know that she is a Nightmare Moon clone or a glitch duplicate.” I said as I checked for more options.
Name
Keep/Change
Of course the most part of this makeover is her name. This took me a couple minutes but at the end of it I went for a fan named Nyx. Named after that little Nightmare Moon who became Twilight’s step daughter in that one fanfic that was good enough to get its own fanbase.
Everything seems ready to go. But the last two options have got me puzzled.
Name of mob boss and mafia she will be loyal to.
Mob boss:
Mafia name:
This makes me think about a question I asked Uncle Jimmy a month ago.
(flashback)
Me and Uncle Jimmy were at our favourite pizza place at the time when I asked this question.
“Hey Uncle Jimmy. Can I ask you something?” I asked him just as he finished eating a slice of pizza.
“Sure sport. Ask away.” Uncle Jimmy said before ordering another beer.
“If you ever go to a con and get displaced. What would you do in Equestria?” I asked him which he looked up thinking for a moment before looking back at me with a smile.
“I would start my own mafia.” Uncle Jimmy answered me without hesitation.
“Really?” I was surprised that he would start a mafia instead of going straight in another world.
“Yeah. It’s been fun starting a mafia with the boss and your dad. Starting another mafia in Equestria is going to be a blast.” He said as his beer was served.
“Aren’t you worried about getting stoned by the princesses or the main 6 trying to reform you?” I asked, knowing this happens a lot of displace.
“Nah. I am worried. I can use whatever powers and skills I got along with my charm to get away from them and make a lot of money. Besides, if you think that I would let myself get stoned or reformed like those other morons. Forget about it.” He said as we went back to eating pizza.
(End of flashback)
After remembering that I couldn’t help but to laugh at the irony of it all. After all, I have spent my whole life back on earth obeying the laws while not ratting out my uncle and the mafia. Now in order to survive in this world I must start my own mafia. Just like how my uncle would have done.
But right now I haven’t a problem with boss name. I mean I could use CatNap. But what if Nyx is loyal to me when I am CatNap and not to any other Smiling Critters I glitch into?
After a couple of minutes of thinking an idea came to me. “Hmm. Since I am all the Smiling Critters. Why not use that as a placeholder.” I said as I type in Smiling Critters in the boss name. And as soon as I did that. All 8 Smiling Critter names appeared next to the placeholder name.
“Huh? I didn’t think that would work.” I said thankfully that the placeholder name worked. Now that is out of the way. It’s time to think of a name for my mafia. At first I looked up thinking of the name. That didn’t work. Then I looked at my hands. The hands of CatNap. A character from the Poppy Playtime game.
“Playtime.” I said as the idea lightbulb turned on in my head. Of course. It was the name of the toy company that was in the game. “So why not make it the name of my mafia.” I said as I type in Playtime in the Mafia name.
And with that. Nyx is now ready to go. “It's time for my first recruit’s wake up call.” I said as I pressed the ready button. After that the glitchy static faded away from Nyx. Her arms come out of T-posing at the same time her eyes start blinking.
“Whe-Where am I?” Nyx said sleepy before she looked down at me. Which made her eyes widened in realisation and immediately got on her knees to show respect to me. “Don CatNap! I am so sorry for spacing out on you.” She apologised while she kissed my right hand as another show of respect.
“It’s fine. First day nerves and all.” I said to Nyx while I put Nightmare Moon’s armour in my bag of holding. I don’t know what she remembers but as long as she remains loyal to me and my mafia. Then that’s all that really matters to me. “But anyway, welcome to the Playtime Mafia.” I said while I shook hands with Nyx.
(Don DogDay)
“It’s a great honour sir.” Nyx said as she stood back up. While I glitched back into DogDay. “So what do we do now boss?” She asked me, not bothered about my glitching, to do it from point on.
I then look up to start thinking. For starters food. We could try hunting in the forest or we could try to steal some apples from Sweet Apple Arches at night. Of course these two options are risky in their ways but it’s worth it. Next is money. The amount I got from the cultists isn’t enough. We would need to steal from a dragon so I can hire more members and start a business as a front for the public. But right now I will sell the loot from the castle to a pawnshop.
And finally our base. While we could stay in this castle up until the end of season 3. But when season 4 starts we will need to move out very quickly. So I think it would be better to find a different place now. But where do we move to?
After a couple of minutes of thinking I then look back at Nyx with a smile. “Ok. Here is the plan.”
To be continued.
Author's Note
What is he planing? Where would he and Nyx go? And will they meet the main six?
What time is it?
Playtime.
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