
Pinkie Pie Discovers the Hazards of Trying to Use Archaeomagnetism in a Sentence
Pinkie Pie has a dictionary and a plan, and the only thing standing in her way is Princess Celestia.
Pinkie needs help. Her new word is a doozy and the machinations required to bring her master plan to fruition are deep and treacherous. The stakes are higher than ever this time.
With the assistance of countless historical artifacts, a bunch of books on geology, and Twilight Sparkle, she might just pull it off.
But her brilliant plan hinges on one crucial detail, it only has to nearly end in disaster.
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4909 words: Estimated 25 minutes to read