The Coziest of Diamonds

We watched girly movies and cuddled! I’m a lesbian, therefore, I watch girly movies and cuddle other mares!

Or uh, at least I liked to snuggle this one…

We both watched the blue stallion on the screen explaining that he’ll be back in Ponyville soon…

Cozy turns her head left towards me and asks, “You like the show, Diamond?”

Now, I’ll admit that I haven’t really been paying attention to the movie, nor am I really sure why Henry Trottings has to leave Ponyville… I also know that I don’t want her to know that! I smile, “It’s wonderful Cozy, but the best part of this whole thing is still you!” and I’m also not sure why I said that?

She smiles back and nuzzles me, “You know, at first I wasn’t so sure about any of this gay stuff, but once I get past the fact that you’re a mare, it’s actually pretty freeing!” and beams brightly at me… “You sure are swell, Diamond! I love you!”

I stare at the other mare intently, before asking her, “Cozy Glow, did you ever date any stallions?”

Her eyes widen, “What? Stallions? Oh, uh, yeah! You know? A couple here! Once there! I mean, there’s been a few stallions, yes… Down the line… “ and nods…

I narrow my eyes, “How many, Cozy Glow?”

Her eyes peel to me, “What?”

“How many stallions have you dated?”

She frowns, “Oh, um, about four, I wanna say?”

“What?”

She raises her voice, although still whispering, “I’ve dated four stallions in the past!”

I stare at her intently, “Did any of those dates lead to relationships?”

<*****>

You know, it’s so strange! Even though my instincts were telling me to lie to Diamond Tiara, like I always do, I actually told her the truth! “Um, no! Not really!” … What’s even stranger is, I’ve never once lied to her…

She stares at me carefully with those pretty blue eyes of hers… The ponies on screen are saying stuff too, but I don’t care about that right now… “And yet, one date with a mare, and you’re automatically in a relationship!”

My eyes widen, “No, I’m not!”

Diamond smiles and nuzzles me… Before softly kissing my lips with hers… I can do nothing but surrender as I half-close my eyes and feel her love… There’s something intoxicating about it… She finally releases to smile back at me from a few inches away, “You sure about that honey!”

Oh, golly! I stare back at her and smile coyly, “Not exactly, no?” before leaning towards her for another soft tender kiss…

I soon feel her tongue entering my mouth and dancing with mine…

I finally break off and open my eyes to see her smiling face dimly lit by the light from the screen before us…

I have no idea what’s going on in the movie? She jumps on top of me then, and kisses me while pinning me down!

<*****>

I stare up at the ceiling fan… WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP go the blades and I think about what we just did…

I hear her igniting a roach held on the end of a writing pen, that she brings to her snout with her forehoof to take a drag… She coughs, and sputters smoke out in front of her before rolling her body to the right to put the pen in the ashtray…

I finally blurt out the obvious, “We had sex!”

She turns her body towards me and widens her sparkly brown eyes with her mouth in an O shape as she says, “Yes, we certainly did! Gay sex!”

I turn to look at her, “Have you ever had sex with a stallion before?”

She widens her eyes, “Well uh, that is to say… “

“So, you haven’t banged any stallions before, but you did in fact, have gay sex with me… Is this correct?“ I say to her with my eyes pinned her direction…

She frowns as if a thunderbolt just hit her… “Oh, golly!”

I stare at her intently… “Cozy… I think you’re gay?”

She glowers at the wall with enormous brown eyes…

“It’s okay to be gay, Cozy… “

“Uh, I want another joint! You wanna smoke with me Diamond?” She asks blankly, while continuing to stare…

I blink… “Uh, sure Cozy! Lets smoke a joint together!”

“Yes!” Cozy nods mechanically, “I will roll us a joint and we will smoke it together!” before blankly staring at the wall again…

… I stare at her to see that she hasn’t really moved… I decide to give her as much time as she needs…

<*****>

I put the paper on the table, face-up, with the sticky side on top, same as I’ve done a thousand times before…

But this was different… This was after I just had gay sex…

I hoof crush a few nugs before carefully putting them on the paper on a neat little row…

I had sex with Diamond Tiara…

I then used my hooves to lift up the assembly, and roll up the joint almost all the way, before licking the top with my tongue so that it seals properly, and then I finish making my joint…

I wonder if we’ll do butt stuff later?

I cringe and squint my eyes with that thought as I place the joint inside my snout and reach for the hoof lighter…

Diamond notices this, “Uh, are you okay Cozy?”

My eyes widen and I say out the side of my mouth, “What? Me? Oh, I’m fine Diamond! Never better!” before smiling as I take the yellow plastic hoof lighter from the table and ignite the flame… I soon bring my snout closer to it, so inhaling will lick the end of the joint and cause it to ignite…

Diamond frowns, “Well, do you wanna talk about it?”

What? I just said I was fine! Why would she think anything is wrong? Wait! What were we talking about again? “Uh, talk about what?” I say before finally pursing my lips to take that first wonderful drag off the joint…

“Well, I mean, you were a virgin, and then you had gay sex!”

I stare blankly at the wall with the burning joint in my mouth…

“Cozy?”

“That doesn’t mean I’m gay!” I say out the corner of my mouth, before closing my lips to take another drag…

“Sounds pretty gay to me?” Diamond says before getting off her chair…

I widen my eyes to her as she calmly paces around the left side of the table, “What are you doing, Diamond?”

She stops at the side of my chair and I gaze at her out the left side of my eye while staring forward and pursing my lips for another draw… “Cozy, I think you need to come to terms with this?”

I feel the smoke go down my throat before courteously holding the joint up with my left hoof… I decide to hold the smoke in my lungs this time…

The joint Diamond brushes aside, away from me, as she gets closer to me to kiss me on the lips!

I widen my eyes as my head is forced left by her lips and she soon withdraws her snout and breaths smoke out her nostrils while smiling at me… “Cozy Glow, you’re gay and you’re not alone… “ She then grabs the joint with her right hoof and brings it to her snout for her first drag…

… I just shotgunned Diamond Tiara, didn’t I? “I’m not?”

She takes the joint out of her mouth and breaths smoke out, “No, Cozy! We’re both gay and in love!”

I stare at her carefully… “I guess we are, huh?”

She smiles and brings the joint to her lips, “Took you long enough! You know, you are really stubborn, Cozy Glow!” and purses them on the tip for another drag…

I decide to ignore the comment. “Yeah uh, you go ahead and take four hits, baby! I took a little bit extra last time… “ Wait! When did she become baby?

She keeps smiling and takes the joint out to release smoke from her snout, and then turns to me, “Well, okay sweetie!” and brings the joint to her lips once more…

Sweetie? Okay, we’re apparently using pet names now! Oh, golly!I smile at her, “I love you, Diamond Tiara!”

“I love you too, Cozy Glow!” She says before exhaling smoke…

<*****>

I didn’t expect her to call me baby, but I’ll admit that it’s kind of cute! I brought the half-joint to my lips for my last drag, inhaled it in, and raised my hoof for Cozy…

She grabs the roach, “You know, I used to smoke alone, but doing this with you over the past few days has been really nice!” before bringing it to her snout…

Suddenly, I see a tall purple alicorn beginning to form behind Cozy as her clear body slowly becomes more opaque!

I look up, exhale smoke, and say, “Twilight Sparkle! What a pleasant surprise! Weed is legal in Ponyville!”

Cozy stares at me with enormous brown eyes, with the joint still in her lips, as the alicorn says, “That’s not why I’m here, Diamond Tiara! You’re harboring one of the worst fugitives Equestria has ever seen!”

Cozy seems locked in place? I decide to take this into my own hooves, because it’s clear I need to deal with this! “Correction: former criminal! Cozy Glow has done no wrong in recent history!”

“That doesn’t change the fact that she’s supposed to be in stone!”

Cozy finally removes the joint and holds it in front of her, so I take the nub from her, and place it in the ashtray on the table, by Cozy’s side, and stare at the alicorn, “I will take full responsibility for her!”

Cozy stares at me with her eyes larger than ever as Twilight Sparkle says, “Are you sure, Diamond Tiara?”

Without missing a beat, I nod and say, “Yes, Twilight! I will tend to Cozy’s reformation personally!”

Twilight sighs, “Very well then! I’m placing a spell on Cozy Glow! She is unable to leave this house for right now, and if she does, I’ll be notified and will teleport here immediately! This includes time if I’m asleep, or if I’m outside of the country! If I’m still alive and on Equus, I will teleport to Cozy, the moment she tries to escape! Is that clear?”

I smile, thinking this is probably the best deal I can get for now? “Crystal, Twilight! Cozy Glow will become reformed and I won’t let you down!”

Twilight frowns at me in silence… “So, you’re both gay now?”

My eyes widen at this! “Yup! We’re both practicing homosexuals!”

I can’t help but notice an enormous frown on Cozy’s muzzle as her large brown eyes continue to stare at me in shock…

<*****>

Golly dammit! I’m stoned! I don’t need this right now!

I stare at the wonderful pink mare smiling at the alicorn behind me, as Twilight says, “Very well! I will allow this relationship if, and only if you’re happy with it?”

Diamond nods, “Oh, yes Twilight! I feel like I never knew love before Cozy started holding me in her hooves!”

I hear Twilight, “Very well then! I’m glad that Cozy was able to find happiness and a relationship after her escape and I truly hope you bring light into her life Diamond!”

I stare at the pink mare who then furrows her brow and says, “Oh, yes! I love Cozy Glow with all my heart!”

Twilight nods, “I see! I’ll be back periodically to check on your progress!” before a blue flash and the tall pony disappears from view!

Do I believe her? Well, she’d have no reason to lie, uh, r-right? … Oh, golly! We need to buy more weed soon! I look a her, and finally say, “Twilight Sparkle was just behind me, huh?”

She looks down at me nods, and says “Yes dear, but you needn’t worry about that! I’ll take care of Twilight!”

“And you’re officially reforming now, right?”

She smiles at me, “Of course!”

I stare at her for another moment… I finally ask the question that’s been on my mind for the past 15 minutes… “How many stallions have you slept with?”

Her blue eyes suddenly enlarge as a confused frown forms on her muzzle! “Well uh, that is to say… “

(To be continued… )