Derpy Being Derpy

There are many words that describe Derpy. She can be crazy. She can be odd. She can be downright weird! But there is a word that we had to add to the dictionary to describe her. Muffin-loving.

Ever since Derpy was a little filly, she has had a love for muffins. It didnt matter if they were frosted, fruity, sweet, sour, or even salty, she loved them.

So one day Derpy was raiding the Canterlot bakery for all of its muffins, and she thought to herself,

"Muffins are sooooooo amazing! They deserve better than being eaten! THEY DESERVE TO BE MADE INTO A GIANT CASTLE AND THEN BE EATEN!" And to prove that fact, she requested that when this story was written that when she said that it was to be capitalized. And so it was.

Derpy took the last of the muffins, and ran off into the night pulling off an epic escape before stopping in her tracks to look at a butterfly.

The next day, Derpy used every muffin (With the exception of the ones she ate as a snack) to build the biggest, most awesome, 20% cooler than all the ones that were never made, muffin castle. But because there were no other muffin castles ever made it was only a few feet high. She took a moment to admire her work before suddenly, the ground started to shake and an evil discord appeared! he chuckled and kicked the muffin castle over.

"Noooooooo! The muffin castle! DISCORD I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU!" Derpy yelled. A magic muffin wand appeared in Derpy's hooves, and she charged discord. He simply teleported out of sight before she reached him.

"Foolish pony. You cant hurt me. Perhaps when I take over equestria i'll spare your life." Discord said, chuckling.

"Discord! I'll destroy you! I WILL AVENGE MY MUFFINS! You sir, are a dead pon- your not a pony.... You sir, are a dead thing!" Derpy yelled, and set off on her quest to destroy discord.

END OF PART ONE