Derpy Being Derpy

Derpy was hungry. She had set off on her quest right away, without thinking of bringing any supplies. Foolish? yes, but she have to avenge her muffins right away.

She took a sip from a nearby pond and continued walking. she didn't even know where she was going. She only knew she was going somewhere. Derpy started to see things that weren't there. Muffins to be exact. She hadn't had a muffin in so long!(A whole five minutes!)

"Please, oh great and powerful muffin gods, give me just one muffin so I don't starve on my quest!" Derpy pleaded to the muffin gods. And sure enough, one giant muffin fell from the sky. Derpy got so excited that she crashed into a tree. "Mean tree. why would you do that???" How is this the tree's fault?

Meanwhile in Discord Land...

"That pony is doomed. Who forgets to pack supplies when going on a long pointless quest?" Discord said, dumbfounded by Derpy's stupidity. "Oh well it doesn't matter. I have got a lot of chaos to catch up on." He said. Discord made a cotton candy cloud appear, and it began raining chocolate milk. he magically made a cup appear and he filled it with chocolate milk, only to drink the cup and throw the chocolate milk away......? "Watch out Celly and Luna, In a few days your lovely little land of Equestria is going to fall apart, and there's nothing you can do to stop it!" He laughed hysterically and disappeared.

Back in Derpy World

After running into several trees and one time walking off a cliff into a lake because she was staring at a butterfly, Derpy was hurting. It was getting late and she was tired, but that's when she realized something. Derpy looked at her wings.

"I can use these!" She said. Derpy launched herself skyward, and began looking for a place to take shelter.

Not too far away was the city of Manehatten. In the city there were big buildings with signs that read:

Big Nice Free Hotel

And

FREE Place To Stay Fro The Cold Night Absolutely FREE

"Now why would I stay there when I can sleep in that cold dark scary forest over there?" Derpy asked herself, and headed to the forest. She could hear scary creatures but Derpy, being Derpy, just thought they were friendly little bunny rabbits. So she frolicked through the forest and plopped down in some ferns. She was starving by now, having already eaten her giant muffin, and did NOT eat it sparingly, and she didn't know where to get food. And that's when she saw it. A big, bright, colorful sign that had two words on it. Derpy was confused. What do these signs mean. She tried to sound out the words. "E-A-T....... GRA-ASSS. Hmmmm. It must mean to make the grass into muffins! Why didn't I think of that earlier???" So she took some grass and shaped it into a muffin, and swallowed it whole. "Delic-ious." She said while still trying to swallow the grass.

Something rustled in the bushes. "Who's there?" Derpy asked. She peeked through the bushes and came face-to-face with a big, mean, manticore!

End Of Part 2