"I see why my sons fell to you..." My eyes immediately opened as I heard Thor's voice. I quickly sat up from the bed and saw HA playing God of War Ragnarok. My jaw opened in surprise. I sneakily got out of Pinkie's grip and slide to the floor. I crawled on the floor, not trying to wake Pinkie up. I sat behind HA watching him play. Suddenly I heard somebody sip on their cup. I turned around and saw CA drinking a cup of chocolate milk, but he wasn't... somehow?

"Ya know Anon, I hate you, but your species is interesting. Also I didn't think HA would like this game, thought he would be traumatized." CA said sipping on his cup again. I looked back to HA and began to fidget with my tail.

'Hey, HA can I play?' I asked hopping that he would let me. HA turned back, smile, then nodded.

"After I'm done, okay Anon?" HA said reassuringly.

"Hey Anon follow me, you're starting you're training today." CA said throwing his cup of chocolate milk into a portal that quickly disappeared.

'Sure, after when I pla-' "Hey!" I yelled in shock as I was being lifted in the air by a purple aura. Then a bright flash of light surrounded me as I was teleported somewhere. I fell on my head and my body fell to the ground. "Ow, fffffuck." I got up rubbing my head, looking around. It was a forest with trees taller then the buildings of Ponyville and next to me was a pond. "Where did you take me?" I asked looking around.

"Mount everhoof." CA said while pointing to a mountain. "Well... close to it." CA said, shrugging.

"Mount everhoof? Sound like a ripoff of Mount Everest." I said looking at the mountain in the distance. "How... how tall is it? It's not the same height as Mount Everest, right?" I asked as I began to walk towards the mountain.

"Luckily for you it's only a quarter of its height." CA said with a small frown.

"Don't know how tall that is." I said as I was looking around the forest.

"Well figure it out." CA said floating next to me. I continued to walk towards the mountain, looking at the water, trees, rocks, the sunrise... the sunrise!?!?

"Um, CA what time is it?"

"Four, five, don't know don't care. Also can you hurry up? I'm trying to finish God of War." CA said, looking at me impatiently.

"I would but I need energy to get up the mountain. Also why this time?" I asked CA.

"You're 'aunt' won't wake up this early. Second, if you do I'll restore your energy so you can make it up the mountain." CA said looking down at me, his ears flickering to the left and right.

"Okay, fine." I said as I picked up the pace. First I speed walked, then that turned into jogging, finally running. I was running and jumping from rock to rock with a big smile on my face. The cool air threw my hair as I pushed the air against my face. I wanted to have more of a challenge so I went into the more densely part of the forest. My body moved around the branches and rocks as I narrowly moved out of the way. After a little while I found a pathway that led up the mountain. I followed the path still running at top speeds. Finally after what seemed like hours I slowed down as I approached a house. The main part of the house was triangle shape and on the top right was a chimney. On the left was a square part of the house with two big doors that looked like barn doors. On the right part of the triangle house was some logs, barrels, hanged up clothes, and a fence. And lastly there was a stump with an axe in it.

"So-somebody l-lives here?" I said shaking due to the cold.

"Looks like it, but that house is blocking the way, so you got three options. One, you can go around the house, which is above a cliff. Second you can break and enter his home and see if it has a back door so you can go past. Thirdly you can find another way." CA said floating down to me so we're at eye level. I walked towards the door and tried to open it. Locked. And went to the right side of the house and tried to climb over the fence which ended me falling on my head. "Wow... you suck at climbing." CA said chuckling.

"Sh-shut... up... why is it so cold!?" I yelled in frustration. I then walked to the tree stump and bit the handle of the axe. I pulled once then twice, after a few pulls I got it out the stump. Then I walked towards the door. CA raised his eyebrow while a grin began to form on his face. I raised the axe preparing to hit the door. I stopped then turned back and placed the axe back in the stump, the axe tilting slightly. CA rolled his eyes and groaned.

"At least take the axe!" CA yelled at me in disappointment.

"Won't take... wh-what isn't m-mine. My m-mom said not t-to." I said while walking back towards the pathway to find another way.

"Why not knock on the door at least?" CA asked in confusion.

"Don't w-want to be r-rude, do-don't want to wake the p-pony up." I said while walking towards a different opening of the forest.

"You're stupid you know that?" CA said glaring at me.

"I- I- know... heehee." I said while shivering. "H-hey CA can you pl-please make me a jac-jacket?" I asked CA, looking back at him. CA laughed to himself and shaked his head. "F-fuck you." I said calmly. I continue to make my way through the forest. CA looked around as if he was waiting for something. CA then looked to the left of me and grinned an evil grin.

"Finally some real action!" CA said in excitement. Before I could asked what he was talking about I heard a low growl. I looked to the left and saw a creature. It's upper body was that of a bull and the rest was a snake. It's underbelly was a orange yellow color and it's back was grey. It has huge curled horns and had red spots over it's body. It was at least twenty times bigger than me.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I screamed in fear as it tries pounce on me. I quickly dodge to the left, the creature's face landed on the ground. I turned around and bucked the side of it's face with all my might. One of my hind legs hitting it's eye. The creature got up and roared in pure anger. I started running but it was clear I was much slower than I was. I went to the densely part of the forest. I looked back and saw that the creature was breaking the rocks and tree's with ease. Suddenly I felt the ground become slippery. I looked down to see I was on ice. I struggled with my balance but it didn't matter as my back was headbutted by the creature. It sent me across the ice and into some rocks. I got up quickly and saw that the creature was sliding through the ice with no difficulty. "That's bullshit!" I screamed out as I began to climb the rocks. I felt a tail wrapping around my hind leg as I was forcibly brought back onto the snow like ground. I looked up and saw creature raise it's head back, preparing for another headbutt.

THUMBOOM!

I felt my head get headbutted but it wasn't me who was screaming in pain, it was the creature. The creature reeled back in pain, letting go of my hind leg. I pounced on it's tail and bit it. The creature moved it's tail against the rocks making my grip weaker. The creature then whipped it's tail up sending me into the air. I landed on some rocks, I groaned and looked down and saw that the creature was climbing up with wrath on it's face. I got up and looked at... a cliff and the other side was at least 50 feet away. "No..." I said in despair. "CA you gotta help me, please! Can you teleport me to the other side?!" I asked in a panic as the creature was already halfway where to I was at.

"Could, but won't." CA said while eating popcorn.

"Why not!?!?" I yelled at him as I heard the roars of the creature get closer.

"Can't you take on the thing? Don't you have a move called 'last headbutt' or something?" CA said, boredom and excitement on his face. The dread on my face was replaced by hope. Suddenly the creature appeared behind me and wrapped it's tail around my stomach and it threw me to a pile of rocks.

"Ahhh! Fuck that hurt!" I said as I quickly dodged the creature the again tried to pounce on me. I quickly ran to the opposite side and jumped off a small boulder. As I was in the air the creature turned back and up towards me, it's face only filled with hatred and rage. I reeled my head back and prepared my strongest attack.

"LAST HEADBUTT!!!"

THUBOOBM!

The creature was sent back down the mountain as it hit every sharp rock while falling down. I saw it fall on the ice as it broke underneath the force, the creature in the cold water. I fell to the ground breathing heavily.

"Wow, gotta say Nonny, I'm impressed." CA said, finishing his popcorn. Suddenly I felt my pain all go away as my energy returned. I looked up at CA while getting up.

"Thanks CA." I said with a grateful smile. Suddenly a purple bridge appeared. I looked at CA as he tilted his head towards the bridge.

"Go on, you got like three or four minutes left to go." CA said while flying towards the other end. I crossed the bridge and walked up the pathway. After a few minutes I saw a cave. I walked up towards the cave and tried to go in but a golden barrier stopped me.

"Ahh! Damn... that didn't hurt as bad." I said while checking my hoof. CA landed next to me.

"Hey Grogar! Remember me ya fuck! I'm still here while you're trapped in that bell!" CA laughed loudly with pride. Then he stopped raised his hoof and brought it down onto the golden barrier, breaking it. He then went inside. I followed him and went inside the cave. In the middle I saw a blue green like bell. Then the walls had cavemen like drawings on it but the words were crystal clear.

"Gusty the great? Who's Lauren Fa-"

"Alright we're ready to go back." CA said interrupting me. I looked back at CA to see he made a sign pointing towards the bell that said 'Biggest bitch who talked shit and found out' on it with lights on it.

"Hehe, what did that guy do to you that made you angry at him?" I asked while chuckling.

"Oh nothing, just was annoying. Now what were you saying?" CA said while turning to me.

"Forgot." I said blandly. CA just shaked his head slowly.

"Whatever, want to go back?" CA asked me, but before I could answer we where teleported back to Sugar Cube Corner. I saw HA who was still playing God of War, fighting Odin. I yawned and went to Pinkie's bed and snuggled up with her. As I closed my eyes my nose was booped. I opened my eyes and saw Pinkie giggling.

"Ready to start the day Nonny?" Pinkie said while smiling at me.

'Mother fucker!' "Yeah I am Ponk."

Author's Note

I don't know... OH wait say what character you want Anon to meet next.