Author's Note

Sorry for the one month but I think I know why it takes this long to post a chapter sometimes. It's because I think very far into my book and not what chapter is next to the point a stare at the screen trying to think. But hopefully I got it down. Happy Nightmare Night!

The Cakes and Twilight.

As me and Pinkie were going down the stairs we heard a mare.

"Oh, good morning Pinkie, and uh..." The blue mare struggled to remember my name.

"Mrs. Cake, my name is An-"

"Anon, oh yes, now I remember. Such a unique... name." Mrs. Cake whispered the last part to herself. Mrs. Cake was a blue earth pony with a pink mane and tail that was shaped like the icing on a cupcake. She was wearing pink earings and her cutie mark was three cupcakes. She was also wearing a pink and yellow apron. And her eyes where a light shade of pink.

''Okay fuck you to.' I thought in my head as I couldn't figure out why ponies seemed to think my name was weird.

"Anon don't think that. That's rude." HA said appearing beside me.

Suddenly a yellow stallion came in carrying four boxes on his back. "Anon help him and strike a conversation. It could help you to learn more about them." HA suggested as he looked to CA who rolled his eyes.

"Mr. Cake do you need help?" I asked, looking at the boxes wobbling on his back.

"Umf, no thank you Anon, got it all covered." Mr. Cake said as he began setting the boxes down on the counter next to his wife. Mr. Cake was also a earth pony with an orange mane and tail with light green eyes. He also had a very nice chin. Mr. Cake then looked at Mrs. Cake with a look of confusion. "Honey? Why are you wearing your apron? Work doesn't start for at least another hour or two." Mr. Cake said with a hint of concern.

"Oh, well you know, force of habit." Mrs. Cake giggled at her husband's concern. There voices faded out of my head as I was looking outside through a window.

'Hey HA, what's today?' I asked as I looked out through the window.

"It's Tuesday. Why?" HA asked as he looked at the ponies going about on their day.

'I'm trying to see how long it will take for Pinkie to enroll me in school.' I thought as I heard flip flap noises coming closer to me.

"For what reason?" HA said while looking where the noise was coming from.

'Well I don't want to go to school, also because I don't want to redo elementary. I didn't even finish high-school.' I thought as I also looked at the noise. I looked down and saw a small crocodile.

"Um...hi?" I said while gulping in fear. It pounced and bite my left foreleg. "AHHHHH!" I screamed out loud alerting the other three to me. I moved my foreleg all over the place, trying to get rid of crocodile.

"Is it a bad time to say that I just realized that you didn't finish high-school in your home world?" CA said while looking over some paper he just made. Instead of panic Pinkie just giggled.

"Oh Gummy you're so funny." Pinkie Pie said before the small crocodile started bitting her everywhere. "Nonny this is Gummy, he's my friend." Pinkie giggled as she showed me her "friend."

"Your "friend" tried to eat me!" I yelled out as I back away from Gummy.

"Nooooo, silly, he can't eat you." Pinkie said as she opened Gummy's mouth. "See? He has no teeth. He's not gonna have his teeth until...I dunno." Pinkie said giggling at my fear.

Suddenly the doors bust open. The thing that came into the shop fell instantly. She was a unicorn with a mint green coat, a cyan and white mane and tail, her cutie mark was a lyre. She had some nice orange eyes with a hint of yellow.

'LYRA!' I yelled in my head. Lyra quickly scampered to her hooves and looked to Mrs. Cake, panting.

"Mrs. Cake! Do you have my order?!" Lyra yelled as she was jogging in place while looking around.

"Yes its in the back. I'll g-" Mrs. Cake said while Mr. Cake rushed into the back before Mrs. Cake could even turn.

"Wow he's fast." Pinkie said, putting down Gummy. Gummy went straight to me, wobbling from side to side.

"Ahhhh!" I screamed as I jump behind Lyra. My front hooves touching something squishy. Lyra looked at me. It seemed like she was thinking about something. I notice that but my eyes where glued to the in coming alligator. Suddenly Pinkie to the rescue, picked Gummy up with her mouth.

"Time for you to get your morning bath mister." Pinkie said trying to have a stern tone, but her puffy mane and tail bouncing up and down made her look cute. Pinkie headed up stairs, Gummy still in her mouth. I breathe a sigh of relief.

"Somepony getting a little touch?" CA grinned. While HA looked a little confused at CA. I looked at my hooves and blushed. My hooves where touching Lyra's butt. Before I could say anything Lyra gasped.

"Sorry! Sorry! I did-"

"You're Anon!" Lyra said while she looked at me with those big plate eyes.

"Wut?" I said, seeing if I could stay like that a little longer before she noticed.

"You're Anon! That colt who beat that timberwolf!" Lyra said with a big open smile.

"Y-yeah? How did you know?" I asked as I already began figuring out who.

"These three fillies Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle." Lyra said turning around which made me fall onto my face. I quickly got up. "So how did you do it? How did you take down an entire timberwolf!?"

Before I could answer we both heard a gasp.

"You beat a timberwolf!?!?" Mrs. Cake yelled, looking like she was about to faint. "How?!" Mrs. Cake said while trying to slow down her breathing.

"Somepony say something about a timberwolf?" Mr. Cake said looking around with a little sweat coming from his head. He also had a pink box on his back.

"Oh, my order!" Lyra said as she walked up to Mr. Cake. Mr. Cake gave Lyra the box and now the pink box is on Lyra's back. Lyra was about to head out before she stopped. "I know I need to go, but hey Anon come over to my house and tell me everything. Oh and names Lyra. Bye!" Lyra said before heading out. I nodded.

"Huh...wait!" I went outside looking around. "I don't know where your house is!" I yelled out, but she was gone. I sighed and went back inside. I looked at the shocked faces of the Cakes. I looked back outside and it was already like...eight or nine. I looked back at them. "What do you want to know?" I said while leaning on the counter trying to look cool.

Twilight's P.O.V.

I threw another piece of crumble paper to the floor. I groaned in frustration. I banged my head against the wall. I used my magic to bring another piece of paper to me and started writing again.

"Dear Princess Celestia I fear that a colt will...ugghhhh! Nooo!" I yelled in frustration as I crumble up the paper and threw it to the floor. "Come on Twilight! The fate of Equestria is on you're hooves and you can't even write a letter?!" I yelled at myself in anger. I got another piece of paper. "Okay Twilight you can do this." I said to myself as I began to write again.

"Dear Princess Celestia, Discord isn't gone, his magic is still alive... what!? No! That doesn't make any sense! Magic can't be alive!" I crumble up the paper and threw it to the floor. "Brain storm Twilight, brain storm." I went back to my thoughts and... "I got it!" I got another piece of paper and began to write yet again.

"Dear Princess Celestia, we haven't defeat Discord. Discord, before we stopped him with the Elements Of Harmony, made another of his chaotic monsters. It has taken a form of a colt and it calls itself "Anon." The first time I encountered it, the thing destroyed a boulder that I don't even think Applejack could buck. Then when Fluttershy said something rude to him he said I believe he said "whore" which I never heard in my life! The second time I encountered it when me and my friends where chasing down Rainbow Dash in our hot air balloon, but then it crashed. It was the thing that caused our hot air balloon to crash. Third, after a while the hot air balloon landed he flew out the basket and hit his head on the ground. The thing was it was completely fine, any foal would start crying after something like that. Fourth, it took down a timberwolf by itself. No foal could do that! It also seems to try and get close to Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy. Please respond and help me with this creature. From your student, Twlight Sparkle." I let out a sigh and leaned into my bed. I rolled the paper. "SPIIIKKKKEEE! I NEED YOU TO SEND SOMETHING!" I yelled out. Spike entered my room and looked around.

"What's with MT paper?" Spike said pointing to the piles of paper I previously tossed to the floor. I blushed in embarrassment and let out a sheepish giggle. I then gave Spike the letter. He took it and blew his green fire and the letter turned to smoke and went out the window. I nodded, I felt much better. I got up from my bed and headed downstairs.

"Now let's start today's list." Spiked followed me as he pulled out a list from nowhere. We went to the second floor. I teleported a table and place a stack of papers on it. "One hundred pieces of papers?"

"Check."

"Quills?"

"Check."

"An extra quill?"

"Check."

"Ink?"

"Check."

"Extra ink?"

"Check."

"Extra, extra ink?"

"Check?"

Anon's P.O.V.

After explaining the situation to the Cakes, beside HA and CA Pinkie had picked me up and led me to the bathroom.

"Uhhh? Ponk?" I looked up at her as she set me down.

"Yeah Nonny?" She said as she turned on the water for the tub.

"What are you doing?" I asked as she put bubbles in the bathtub.

"I'm making your bubble bath silly." Pinkie said like it was normal for her.

"Oh, well I don't need bubbles Pinkie. I can also make the bath for myself." I said chuckling.

"WHAT!? What do you mean you don't need bubbles!? Everypony likes bubble baths!" Pinkie said as she grabbed my shoulder and started shaking me. Suddenly I was lifted up and went in the warm bubbly water. I smiled as my body melted into the water.

"Mmmmmm." I let out as Pinkie started putting soap in my mane. I heard HA aww at me, but I didn't care.

"See I told you everypony likes bubbles." Pinkie giggled as she started scrubbing my mane. "We also gotta hurry, I have a picnic with my friends later today." Pinkie said as she started scrubbing my back.

"Wait you're gonna leave me here?" I said to her with puppy dog eyes. I genuinely didn't want to be far from her.

"Well...I don't think they'll mind if you come along." Pinkie said as she pats my head.

"Yay!" I said with genuine child like joy. I immediately blushed and sinked my face to the water. I tried to cover my embarrassment. Pinkie giggled and picked my chin up with her hoof. I looked at her, I looked at her beautiful blue eyes. I wondered...why did she care about me?