Silly Filly Spa

by Shakespearicles

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Diamond Tiara looked at her exam on her desk and sneered. She felt that this course work was beneath her, so naturally she didn't bother to study. It was of no consequence to her. She knew how to get what she wanted just with her good looks. It didn't hurt that she was sitting next to the pony with the highest grades in the class. She leaned over in her desk towards the young brown stallion next to her.

"Psst. Hey, Button Mash. If you let me copy off your test, I'll let you fuck me after class." She knew there was no way a horny stallion would be able to refuse an offer like that. Which was why she was so surprised when he did.

"No thanks," he replied, shifting away and covering his test with his hoof.

Diamond Tiara was shocked. She never took him for a stallion stuffer, but it only goes to show that you just can't tell with some ponies. She leaned the other way towards the charcoal pegasus. He didn't get straight A's like Button. But she could settle for a C+. That was worth a blowjob at least.

Button Mash returned home later that day, trotting excitedly into the kitchen. "Mom!" He waved his final exam paper with the bold A+ on it.

"Oh, I'm so proud of you!" Cream Heart said.

"I worked really hard like I promised. Can I have my present now?" he asked as he tugged at her tail.

"A promise is a promise," she said. "Just let me get off of my hooves first. My back is really sore today." He followed her upstairs and she laid down on the bed, resting on her side. He stood excitedly at the edge of the bed as she spread her legs for him. His bobbing dick made it hard for him to aim, but he was able to slide it inside her pussy with practiced ease. Cream Heart groaned. "Easy now dear," she said, holding her belly. "You little sister is taking up a lot of room in there."

~

Diamond Tiara walked home from the parent/teacher conference next to her father, Filthy Rich. "If I had a bit for every time I had to talk to the teacher about you cheating in school in exchange for sexual favors, I'd have two bits. Which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happened twice."

"Whatever, Dad!" Diamond scoffed. "I'm just doing whatever I have to to get ahead in the world. You taught me that!"

"I didn't teach you to sleep around like a little whorse!" he said. "You can't just sleep your way to the top!"

"Mom did."

Filthy grit his teeth. Just because it was true, didn't make it any less disrespectful. "Don't talk about your mother that way!"

"Whatever!" Diamond stormed into the house and stomped up to her room and slammed her door shut.

Filthy sighed and walked to his front door. Just as he was about to go in, a mail pegasus landed behind him.

"Oh, here you are, sir!" Zephyr Breeze said, giving the mail directly to him. "Save you a trip to the mailbox."

"Thanks." Filthy grumbled before going inside and closing the door. It was the usual mess of bills and junk mail. One particular flier caught his eyes, advertising naughty foal behavior correction.


"So you're delivering the mail now?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"That's right!" Zephyr Breeze said proudly, giving his mail delivery to her father, Bow Hothoof.

"I thought you worked at the salon," Rainbow said.

"I do," he said. "But I also deliver the mail."

"You have two jobs!?" Rainbow asked incredulously.

"That's right. I gotta pay rent you know."

"But I thought you lived at home," she said.

"I do," Zephyr said. "But I still pay rent. That was the deal. But I'm still saving money to get my own place some day. Therefor, I work two jobs. And I'm doing a pretty good job of it, because I just got another promotion."

"Psh, yeah, well, that doesn't impress me! I still make way more as a Wonderbolt!"

"Dash, be nice," Bow Hothoof said.

"Dad, you have no idea how much this guy horned after me for years!" She looked at Zephyr before shaking her rump at him. "But you will never get this! You will never get this!" She didn't get the horny rise out of him that she had expected. Zephyr just pursed his lips into a thin line and flew away.

"Dash!" Bow scolded.

"What? He was a lazy beta-male sexist incel," she said.

"And he's clearly trying to better himself! That's like making fun of a fat pony on a treadmill!" he said. Rainbow laughed. "Which you also shouldn't do! That's just being a bully!"

"It's not being a bully if he deserves it," she said. "I didn't stop by to get lectured. I'm gonna be late for practice."

Rainbow Dash flew away as Bow looked through his mail. A particular flier caught his eyes.

~

Zephyr Breeze arrived home at his mother's cloud house. "Mom, I'm home!"

"Welcome home!" Posey Shy said as she walked over to greet him.

"Guess who made Assistant Manager at the salon?" he asked her.

"You got the promotion!?" Posey asked.

Zephyr nodded. "I've been working really, really hard."

"Yes, you have!" she agreed. "I think that deserves a reward." She walked to her bedroom and laid down on her side to give her legs a rest. Her hooves cradled her gravid belly as his face vanished behind it to lick her pussy.


Starlight Glimmer knocked on Stellar Flare's door. Sunburst opened a short time later, looking like he had just gotten done running a marathon.

"Oh, wow, your mother is really putting you to work!" Starlight said.

"What?" he asked.

"Doing a lot of chores around the house?" Starlight asked. "You're sweating."

Sunburst wiped his dripping face. "Oh. Right. Yeah."

"I'm sure Stellar Flare appreciates the help what with her foal on the way."

"Yeah."

"So listen I know you're busy, but Trixie and I have finally decided to consider having a foal together."

"... Okay."

"And, you know, two halves can't make a whole without a pole."

"Uh huh..."

"..."

"So are you going to like... adopt?" he asked.

"No, I'm asking you if you wanted to do the honors!"

"What, you want me to give you a cup of my sperm?" he asked.

She waved him off. "No silly! Everypony knows delivering it the old-fashioned way works best!"

"You're asking me to have sex with you?"

"Me or Trixie. Your choice," she said. "Or both, if you're up to it."

"But I thought you two were lesbians."

"We are," she said. "I mean, she is, for sure. I'm a little more on the fence. But we're not looking for a relationship. Just a one-time donation. Or... how ever many times as it takes. And it's not like we would be coming after you for money or child care. I just figured, you have good genes. You're smart..." She stepped closer and changed to a more seductive tone, "And I know you had the hots for me for a long time so..." That was when she smelled him and took a big step back. "Oof. Sorry! But I uh, I think you need a shower."

Sunburst could feel his mane sticking to his neck. "Yeah. Listen, I'm flattered, but uh... no thanks."

"Okay then," Starlight agreed almost as quickly, almost relieved at his rejection. He closed the door and she turned around on her heel to walk away. Just around the corner from Stellar Flare's house was Starlight's father, Firelight.

"He said yes?" Firelight asked.

"He said no."

"You told him all he had to do was have sex with you, right?"

"Yeah."

"And he turned you down? I thought he had the hots for you." he said.

"Dad, this is embarrassing enough as it is! I know you really wanted grandfoals. But if it's not going to be Sunburst, I'm not going to have it be just some random stallion. Is that what you want?"

"Of course not."

"I didn't even want it to be Sunburst anymore. I mean, he smells like a mare's locker room! Just accept that I'm going to go home to my wife's trailer, and your grandfoal will just have to be our large-breed unfixed male dog that we have for home security and nothing else despite the rumors!" As she walked away towards the train station, and Firelight walked home. He read the flier that Stellar had given him the previous day.

~

After Sunburst closed the door, he walked back upstairs to the bedroom. "Now... where were we?" he asked.

"Right about here!" Stellar Flare said, pointing at the bed.

Sunburst laid back down on the bed and she climbed on top of him, straddling his face. She couldn't see him under the curvature of her gravid belly, but she could feel him get back to work licking her pussy while her hoof played with her clitoris. "Yes, that's it! Momma's gonna cum again!" Her pussy gushed marecum, drenching his mane to saturation. She looked behind her at his erection springing to life. "Looks like Mommy's ride is ready to go again!" she purred as she shifted back and squatted to get his dick back inside her again.


Shining Armor rang the doorbell as he paced in place anxiously. His father, Night Light, answered the door and Shining practically shoved him out of the way.

"Nice to see you, too!" Night groused.

Shining rushed inside the house to find his mother, Twilight Velvet. His head ducked under her tail to start licking her pussy.

"Oh!" Velvet yelped. "I've missed you too! Easy with me now!"

Princess Cadance and Night Light exchanged irritated looks as they walked together into the living room. Velvet stood on shaky legs while Shining kept licking away.

Cadance cleared her throat, "Ahem. Velvet, when I agreed to you taking Shining away on your little vacation together, I thought it was to just help you reconnect. I didn't think that shoving him back up inside your uterus would ruin my husband."

Velvet panted as Shining kept licking. "I'm sorry, Cadance. I didn't think that the effect would be this strong."

"All the role play and erectile dysfunction potions in the Crystal Empire and I get nothing out of him. But he's under your tail for five seconds and he's already hard as steel."

"Shining, please," Velvet begged. "We talked about this. Now that you're hard, you need to put it in your wife." He whimpered but stopped licking.

Cadance took him by the hoof and pulled him along upstairs to his old bedroom. She practically threw him onto the bed and straddled his dick, getting it inside her as fast as she could. "Oh, you have to be kidding me! Vel!" Velvet walked slowly upstairs. In Shining's bedroom, Cadance was sitting on his lap and he looked embarrassed. "I could feel him go soft inside me!" Cadance said. "Can you just sit on his face?" she huffed.

"Sweetie..." Velvet said to Shining. "Do you need help?" He nodded. She carefully climbed up onto the bed and sat on his face. He resumed licking his mother's pussy.

"Oh my gosh!" Cadance gasped as she felt his dick quickly swell inside her. She started riding him, bouncing up and down as she looked at her mother-in-law sitting across from her. Velvet was not nearly as mobile, kneeling where she was and holding her pregnant belly. Night Light hadn't had a vasectomy, but it was pretty much an open secret who the father of her foal was.

"You need to try cumming inside Cadance this time," Velvet said. "Do you think you can do that for Mommy?" she asked.

Shining muffled something to the affirmative into Velvet's vagina. The vibration of his baritone voice made her shiver. Cadance watched Velvet's pussy drip marecum down her son's chin.

~

Night Light stepped outside to get the mail.

"Oh, hi Dad!"

"Princess Sparkle," he greeted his daughter. "What brings you down from the palace?"

"I really wish you'd stop saying it like that," Princess Twilight Sparkle said.

"Oh? And how should I say it?" he asked. "I haven't seen you since Hearth's Warming. You drop in for an afternoon, and then you're gone. I didn't even get a simple letter from you last Father's Day!"

"I'm the head of state, Dad!" Twilight said. "Running a whole entire nation is a little bit more important than visiting home as often."

"Hmmf."

"What has you so salty?" she asked. He waved for her to come inside the house. In the foyer, she could hear the moans of Velvet and Shining having sex upstairs in his bedroom. "Oh."

"Yeah."

"I guess this is going to be a short visit."

"Oh? You don't want to stay and listen to your brother fucking my wife?" he asked.

"Obviously not."

"You know, we could go somewhere else, not here. There's this nice new restaurant that just opened and I bet they'd give you a discount."

"What, you mean like as a date?" she asked.

"I mean... if you want to call it that."

"Dad, I'm sorry this happened. But I don't want to go out to dinner with you in some misguided revenge-plot against mom."

"I just... I miss you."

"I miss you too, and I wish we had time to really reconnect. But I just can't," Twilight said before flying back to Canterlot castle. Night Light grit his teeth and was about the crumple the mail in his hoof. But a flier caught his eyes.

Being a father isn't always easy. Especially if you're a single father. We know you try your best. But nopony is perfect and everypony makes mistakes. What happens if, despite your best efforts, you end up with a naughty filly? A filly that sleeps around? Grew up to be a bully? Won't give you grandfoals? Never visits anymore? Are your daughter distant, dismissive, or downright disrespectful? It used to be something that you would just have to live with.

Well, fear not, fathers of Equestria! Here at the Silly Filly Spa, we pride ourselves on our revolutionary, patent-pending, Second Start program, to help get your fillies back on the right path to being Daddy's good little girl! Come to the Silly Filly Spa where we help daddies of all kinds to properly connect with their little fillies make them the devoted, delightful, darling domesticated damsels in distress that you want them to be!

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