Silly Filly Spa

"So this is a spa resort, right?" Diamond Tiara asked, flipping through her copy of the brochure as she rode in the train car. "With massages and stuff?"

"Yes dear," Filthy Rich answered, sitting beside her. "It's all inclusive."

"And a pool!" she said excitedly, flipping through the pages. "I bet there will be tons of cabana stallions to fuck! This is such a cool graduation gift!"

Filthy Rich grit his teeth. "Yes dear."

~

"And you're certain that it wasn't you?" Starlight Glimmer asked, looking out the train window.

"For the hundredth time, no!" Firelight answered. "I think I would remember something like getting Stellar pregnant."

"I'm just still trying to figure out who it could have been then," she said. "I mean, I would want to admit who the absent deadbeat would be, either. Lucky for her that Sunburst offered to help out."

"Every parent should be so lucky," Firelight said. "Though I sure she would have preferred him having grandfoals."

"Dad..."

"I'm just saying..."

"You're projecting!"

"I am not. Stellar elicited to me just how much she wanted Sunburst to have a foal. She told me she would do just about anything to make it happen. Just about anything, really."

"... Did she put you up to that?" Starlight asked. "Asking me to proposition Sunburst like that?"

"She... may have given me a nudge of encouragement on the matter."

"Well, I really don't think it's going to happen," Starlight said.

"..."

"So a spa, huh?" Starlight asked.

"Yeah," Firelight answered. "I hardly see you anymore since you moved out. I figured since school is out for the summer, you'd have some vacation time."

"It was a heck of a semester," she said with a tired sigh. "I could sure use a vacation. Normally I'd bring Trixie along..."

"...But?"

Starlight smirked. "But... I could use a vacation from her, too."

Firelight smiled back.

~

"You're lucky it's the off-season, Dad, or I wouldn't have agreed to this!"

"My daughter is Rainbow Dash!" Bow Hothoof said. "You don't need to convince me of how lucky I am."

"Yeah! Because I'm Awesome™!" she said. She waved down one of the porters. "Another mug of cider for the most Awesomest Wonderbolt Element of Harmony!" Bow looked at her. "And her Dad!"

"Dash..."

"Relax! We're on vacation!" she said, grabbing her drink from the tray. "Just don't ask me to wing-mare for you this time."

Bow looked at the drink on the tray nervously. "Dash, I'm sorry I asked you to get Spitfire to fuck me. I was drunk and your mother has been... She getting older now and..."

"Yeah yeah, I've heard it all before," Dash said before guzzling her drink.

"And I'm worried that alcoholism might run in the family..."

"Oh what the hay!" Rainbow Dash reached across him and grabbed the other drink. "If I wanted to have a vacation with a pussy, I'd have AJ sit on my face!" She slapped the porter's ass. "Keep 'em coming!"

Bow caught the porter's eyes, and silently mouthed, "Please don't. I'm so sorry."

~

Princess Twilight Sparkle sat at her travel desk stared out of the window of her royal train car.

"Wow, this really is luxurious!" Night Light said from the bed. "Have you actually slept on this?" he asked.

"Yes." Twilight answered without looking at him.

"Why not now?" he asked, patting the mattress beside him. "I'm sure a nap will make the trip a lot shorter."

Twilight rolled her eyes. "Dad, I'm sorry that Mom has been neglecting you. You're not the only one upset about him screwing another mare."

"You're jealous, too," he said.

"I'm not jealous!" Twilight spat.

"Oh, please!" Night Light scoffed. "Cadance told me all about how you feel about him."

"..."

"Yeah, that's right," Night continued. "The Princess of Love could feel your emotions. Not that she needed to tell me. We could all tell from the way you were acting at the wedding. And, uh, spoiler alert, I helped raise both of you. I could tell. That's why he went off to the Royal Guard academy and you went to Celestia's school. To separate you!"

Twilight blushed but didn't deny it.

"For all the good it did," Night grumbled. "I'm sure Velvet is taking this opportunity to spend the week with him balls-deep inside her."

"... Fine!" she said. "Maybe I am jealous. But that doesn't mean I want to fuck my own father out of some petty revenge!"

"I'm not asking you to do that," Night said. "I just wanted to spend some time reconnecting with you."

"..."

"I'm sure Celestia has things well in hoof for your vacation."

"Yes," Twilight answered curtly. "She knows how valuable time off is. Since she never had any."

"So... can you just relax?"

Twilight sighed. "I'll certainly try. Beyond that I cannot promise."

The train pulled into the station and everypony disembarked. "Oh, hey Twilight!" Starlight greeted, seeing the familiar face.

Before Twilight could even respond, Rainbow Dash aggressively joined the conversation. "Oh, hey Twi!" she slurred as she stubbled off the train.

"Oh, wow! Look at all the celebrities!" Diamond Tiara said. "You really went all out for this huh?"

"Yeah..." Filthy Rich, Night Light, Bow Hothoof, and Firelight all exchanged knowing glances as they carried their luggage out onto the platform.

"So you're Princess Twilight Sparkle's father?" Diamond Tiara asked Night Light.

"That's right," Night answered.

"Ever fuck a filly half your age?" she asked. Filthy Rich was about to intervene before Rainbow Dash body-checked them both out of the way.

"Ever fuck a Wonderbolt!?" Rainbow asked.

Night Light rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Rainbow, you've already asked me this before, and the answer is still no."

"I'm sorry about that," Bow said. "She got drunk on the train."

"We can tell," Twilight said.

"Ladies and gentlecolts!" Miss Harshwhinny greeted. "If you would please come this way, we can get you checked into the resort, and then, cocktail hour!"

"Buck yeah!" Rainbow Dash charged ahead. Everypony else followed shortly after. By the time everypony else had arrived, Rainbow had placed her drink order. The other ponies asked for various drinks. Despite Dash's early lead, the rest arrived at the same time. As with everything else, Dash drank hers quickly. Miss Harshwhinny passed out copies of the sign-in forms. Rainbow Dash, Diamond Tiara, and the stallions were quick to sign in.

Twilight and Starlight sipped their drinks and took their time to look at the packet that their fathers were so quick to sign.

"I'm sure it's just the usual resort stuff," Night Light said.

"Pretty standard really," Firelight added.

Twilight could feel her inhibitions being lowered as she sipped her drink. "I mean, I'm sure it's... fine..." she said, scribbling her name on the dotted line.

"Yolo..." Starlight agreed, chugging her drink and likewise signing. She shifted uncomfortably in her seat, feeling a very particular seasonal itch.

Miss Harshwhinny gathered up the signed documents while the guests finished their drinks. "Alright, then! The first activity for the mares will be for your complimentary welcome massage!" The mares followed Aloe and Lotus to the door on the left. "For the stallions, the first activity will be arts and crafts!" she announced. The stallions followed her to the door on the right. The other staff gathered up everypony's luggage to bring to their rooms.

Twilight Sparkle laid on the massage table, resting her head on her hooves and looking at the other three mares, arranged in a plus-sign, all facing each other. Rainbow Dash was to her left. Diamond Tiara was to her right. Starlight was across from her. The spa twin from Ponyville, Aloe and Lotus, tended to Starlight and Rainbow respectively. A pair of young spa stallions tended to Twilight and Diamond.

"Hmm," Diamond purred. "I don't think my daddy would care for a stallion getting his hooves on me in such an intimate way," she teased. "Not that I'm complaining. Just let me know if those balls start to feel too full. I could help empty them."

"Bitch, please," he said, with a specific gelding affect. "The only ponies allowed in this resort with a coin purse are the guests." The massage ponies drizzled oil onto the mares' backs and got to work.

"This is actually really nice," Starlight said. "Usually Trixie is so quick to just right to scissoring, she just skips the foreplay."

"Starlight! There is a filly here!" Twilight said.

"Oh, eat a dick, Princess!" Diamond said. Rainbow Dash snickered at the sick burn. "I'm not a little filly! You think I've never knocked tacos with Silver Spoon?"

"It is nice getting a massage from somepony other than Fleetfoot," Dash said. "She gets a little too... aggressive with it."

"You say that like you don't enjoy it," Starlight teased before sipping her drink.

"So what do you think our dads are doing for arts and crafts?" Twilight asked nopony in particular.

"Who cares!" Starlight said. "I'm just happy to get a break from my dad being up my ass." The other mares looked at her. "I mean figuratively. He keeps going on and on about me having grandfoals."

"He does know you're a dyke, right?" Rainbow asked.

"Rainbow!" Twilight scolded.

"What!? You can say the word if you are one!" Rainbow said. "Like Zecora using the Z-word with the hard R."

"My dad does know that I'm bi," Starlight answered. "It's really more of a spectrum, anyway. I'm like 90% lesbian. But if the right stallion came along, I could switch hit for the other team."

"Oh, I'm definitely on the spectrum then," Rainbow Dash said.

"I think you've made that abundantly clear," Twilight muttered.

"Like, I love AJ and all," Rainbow continued. "But sometimes I think about what would make her perfect, and I keep thinking... a cock!"

Lotus stepped out of the room to fetch more massage supplies.

"Have you two never heard of a strap on?" Starlight asked.

"Pssh! Of course!" Rainbow Dash said. "But usually I'm the one wearing it! Sometimes I want to get dicked down too!"

"I hear that!" Diamond Tiara said.

"Party favors!" Lotus said as she returned with a tray of massage aides. The other massage ponies each took one and resumed their work.

Twilight looked at them skeptically, "Those are just dildos."

"Aww, buck yes!" Rainbow Dash said.

"The brochure mentioned complete-release massages!" Diamond Tiara said, spreading her legs eagerly.

"Is this normal!?" Twilight asked.

"You only live once, Twilight," Starlight said, relaxing against the massage table. "Maybe try not to worry so much?"

Twilight felt the hooves of her masseur on the inside of her knees, beckoning her to spread her legs. The growing heat in her loins meant that she needed very little convincing to relax. Once she did, a hoof lifted her tail and she felt the well-lubricated dildo press against her marehood before being pushed inside. Twilight moaned out loud at it filled her completely perfectly. Its length and girth filled her just right to give her just enough of a stretch to feel satisfying without feeling painful. Like it was custom made for her.

"This is nice..." Diamond purred.

"This can't be normal..." Twilight said, but did nothing to close her legs.

Starlight purred, feeling herself getting closer to cumming. Each of the massage ponies expertly worked the dildos in and out of each mare, reading their reactions and hitting them in just the right spots.

"F-fuck!" Rainbow Dash moaned, squirting a jet of her marecum onto the massage table.

"That was quick!" Aloe said, pushing the dildo all the way inside Rainbow and squeezing the plunger connected to the tube on the base of it. Diamond Tiara and Starlight were not far behind, getting similar treatments when they orgasmed.

"So what exactly are you..." Twilight tried to asked as her massage quickened, making her mind go fuzzy.

"Shhh," he cooed, coaxing her to relax. Her body quivered and her pussy dripped with extra wetness as she finally came on her dildo. "Complete... release." He pushed her dildo in as far as he could inside her and depressed the plunger.